Topic: Bert
+Anonymous A — 4.9 years ago #59,229
What's your address so I can do the heavy lifting for you and step on your lawn?
You should be thanking me that I'm willing to do this, since you're too lazy and too much of a pussy to do it yourself.
You have until this post is 1 day old. If you haven't provided the requested information in that time, you - Paul Jr. AKA Bert - hereby admit you're too much of a pussy to follow through with threats, and you admit that every single thing you've said regarding politics, obsessions over stalkers, terroristic threats etc is to be considered objectively false - this includes posts made in the past, present, and future.
Clock's ticking, Bert.
+Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #609,731
420 niggerdly lane
come get some gay fag
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #609,732
@previous (B)
You have 23 hours and ~57 minutes to provide accurate information, else you admit to the above.
·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #609,734
@previous (A)
ill give you my address the day you admit this is all some sick sexual online rollplay that you get off on every night. then ill stomp your knees in when you show up to harass me irl like you do online
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #609,736
@previous (B)
This has to be the most bizarre accusation someone has levied against me.
Nevertheless, the terms are clear. You know what you have to do, and you know the consequences if you don't. Any threats you make against me in this thread will officially be nullified by your own admission if you fail to meet the terms listed above.
+Anonymous C — 4.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,744
> ou have until this post is 1 day old. If you haven't provided the requested information in that time, you - Paul Jr. AKA Bert - hereby admit you're too much of a pussy to follow through with threats, and you admit that every single thing you've said regarding politics, obsessions over stalkers, terroristic threats etc is to be considered objectively false - this includes posts made in the past, present, and future.
Gaaaaaaay...as fuck.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,754
@previous (C)
You know the terms, Bert.
·Anonymous C — 4.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,755
@previous (A)
I don't go by your terms, dweeb.
Don't like it? Teen chat is that way
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,763
@previous (C)
So you'll be effectively admitting to the above.
Simple as that.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,764
@609,755 (C)
You have 12 hours to prove you aren't a pussy.
+Anonymous D — 4.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,765
What makes this sooooo fucking gay is Bert is not even posting in this thread. Way too many fags here anymore.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,771
@previous (D)
What's even worse is people who think any trolls on here aren't already aware of this fact. Stop ruining the fun, fagget.
·Anonymous D — 4.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,781
@previous (A)
ok I'm sorry.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #609,817
5 hours to go, Bert. Are you gonna force yourself to contractually admit you're a pussy?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #609,827

It is now official.
You - Paul Jr. AKA Bert - hereby admit you're too much of a pussy to follow through with threats, and you admit that every single thing you've said regarding politics, obsessions over stalkers, terroristic threats etc is to be considered objectively false - this includes posts made in the past, present, and future.
This is a binding agreement and the above paragraph is now in effect in perpetuity. You are now, by your own admission, a pussy who has made/will make false arguments exclusively. Nothing you ever argue will be considered accurate in your own eyes, regardless of what you claim.
Good day, Bert.
·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #609,828
@previous (A)
youre a loser fuck off
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #609,829
@previous (B)
Okay, pussy. (your words, not mine)
·Anonymous C — 4.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #609,838
@609,827 (A)
Nice stupid post.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #609,842
@previous (C)
Okay, pussy. (your words, not mine)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.8 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,161
Lol bump
+Anonymous E — 4.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,167
Bert still not in this thread but a couple of morons sure are.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,194
@previous (E)
See
@609,771 (A)
You are apparently one of said morons.
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.8 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,375
Lol bump
+Anonymous F — 4.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,376
HER name is Bertha and HER pronouns are SHE/HER/And sometimes IT. Have some respect, will you?
+Anonymous G — 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,381
@previous (F)
Does she service white people or is it just blacks only?
·Anonymous F — 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,382
@previous (G)
Folks keep saying she only services Blacks for some reason but in actually, she'll service anything with a dollar in hand. She just prefers big cocks, so that's why they assume Blacks only.
·Anonymous G — 4.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,383
@previous (F)
Would she service a trans girl with a small cock if they brought her a bottle of Everclear, Red Baron pizza, and $10?
+Anonymous H — 4.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #611,384
Everytime I see bert at walmart I think of red baron pizza
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