Topic: How fat is Triptych?

+Anonymous A — 4.9 years ago #58,961

How fat?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Chubby	2	25%
Fatty	4	50%
Obese	-	0%
Morbidly obese	-	0%
Whale	1	13%
Gargantuan	1	13%
Lunar	-	0%
Planetary	-	0%

+Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #608,307

She may not have too big a belly but she has fat arms and legs.
She can only interest other gutter punk weirdos.

lol

+Anonymous C — 4.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #608,308

Bert's first day at work:

"It's real simple Bert, all you need to do is turn up on time sober and check the donuts are in the little boxes. Nothing to it, only a total fuck-up couldn't do this job"

Bert's 3rd day at work:

"Bert, we're gonna let you go..."

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #608,311

@608,307 (B)

*boxcar hobos

·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #608,320

@previous (A)
She says she has dreams about her boxcar hobo friends being monsters and coming after her.

lol

·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,330

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

+chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 4.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,350

You really can't stop thinking about me, can you?

And man, you're really reaching if you're going for fat, because it's just...so obviously untrue? If i remember correctly, this is coming from a picture I posted specifically to show how fucking swollen my arms were from an injury/repetitive strain, which bert then decided was proof that I'm secretly super fat? Fucking stupid.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,351

@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)

Hi tubby!

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,374

@previous (A)
u sure r obsessed w young girls

·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,378

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Well, with you...anyways.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.9 years ago, 20 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,379

@previous (B)
creepy

·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,380

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ohhhh ducky hopped on the haters bandwagon so she can get more 'I luv u' cringe posts from Triptrick.

Go figure.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,384

@previous (B)
i luv tryp idk why it took u jus til now to figure it out, 💀💀👍🏼

·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,388

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You love her because she says- "I luv you and you are wunderful"

She does that to all the stupid mc mods, lol.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,389

@previous (B)
Jealous much

·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,393

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
She's grotesque. lol

+Anonymous F — 4.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,443

@608,350 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
> You really can't stop thinking about me, can you?
u totes want him

·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 4.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,454

@608,388 (B)
Man you really can't handle people having friends, can you?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #608,456

@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
idk if he know whaT it mean 😔

+Anonymous G — 4.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,482

She’s a fat ugly bitch LOL

·Anonymous G — 4.9 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,483

@608,454 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)

Fat piggy

·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 4.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,492

@608,456 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I think you're right. Everything he says indicates that he has no idea how to interact with people. and what we know of his life story backs that up.

·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 4.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,494

Like has bert even seen the pictures he's posted of himself? Dude's fucking obese. Fat disgusting beer belly.
Ducky can confirm I'm a cute (and not fat) girl, she's seen new pics of me

+Anonymous H — 4.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,495

@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
You're cute?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaa
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahaha

·Anonymous F — 4.9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,496

@608,494 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
> Like has bert even seen the pictures he's posted of himself? Dude's fucking obese. Fat disgusting beer belly.
Pants on fire. You want his penis. Don't deny it!

·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 4.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,497

@608,495 (H)
Oh yeah I'm a dang lil cutie.

@previous (F)
You seem to be stuck in the second-grade culture of "if you like a girl you pull her pigtails to annoy her"

·Anonymous F — 4.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,499

@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
> You seem to be stuck in the second-grade culture of "if you like a girl you pull her pigtails to annoy her"
Yeah yeah, I'll take a bet you have a big old wet dream about Bert tonight. It'll be you lying 69 on his beer belly with your fat ass in his face, choking on his cock, while he at sniffs you.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.9 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,538

@608,494 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
u r slim and beautiful, i glad u r my friend 😍

+Anonymous I — 4.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,548

·Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,554

@608,538 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

+Anonymous J — 4.9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #608,557

@608,307 (B)
lol

+Anonymous K — 4.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #608,578

@608,499 (F)

This is Bert’s fantasy but replace beer with Everclear and Triptych with George Floyd.

·Anonymous G — 4.9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #608,579

@608,554 (B)

What kind of fat goblin creature possess these hideous talons?

+Anonymous L — 4.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #608,626

@previous (G)

Dam, lol

+Anonymous M — 4.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #608,632

@OP

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