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Topic: What's for dinner?
+Anonymous A — 4.9 years ago #58,649
Panda fucking Express baby!
Succulent King Pao chicken and motherfucking Beijing beef.
This cannot be topped.
+Anonymous B — 4.9 years ago, 22 minutes later[T] [B] #606,653
Morristown Yelp reviews
"My wife and I just ordered takeout. Not 30 minutes after we ate she became violently ill with vomiting and intense stomach cramps. Clear food poisoning. Neither of us had eaten within 5 hours of having dinner."
[Editors comment - They should have loaded up with Everclear to kill the germs and bugs]
"We love Panda Express, but this location wasn't up to standard. They were out of many things on their menu, the broccoli was way past prime and had yellow florets on it, and over cooked and gummy . They got our order wrong and we were never able to get anyone at the restaurant to answer our calls when we realized it."
"This was anything but express. After waiting to order for 20 minutes, they ran out of half the stuff we wanted. Another 15 minutes until we get our food. The honey chicken was sweeter than yo auntie's sweet tea and the chow mein tasted like edible water."
"The ABSOLUTE WORST service and food of any Panda that I've ever been to. I live in town and every single time I go, they are out of food! Every. Single. Time. Online it says they are open til 1030pm and they will often close an hour early. For people who work late, this is extremely inconvenient! Do better!"
"I ordered online and came out fast, but was already cold. The Kung Pao with steamed rice I ordered came only with some veggies and mere crumbs of chicken, which my boyfriend stated "ew it tastes like cold rubber." Had they told us they were out (since it would have been the same cost for something else,) we would have been fine and ordered something other than that, but this honestly isn't even funny. This is sad."
"Today was my 2nd time trying a Panda Express. This time will justify me not giving it a 3rd try. Order pepper chicken, broccoli beef, chicken egg roll, and Rangoon. Rangoon was ok for $1.95. The other stuff...they could have saved me the headache by just saying we don't care about what we serve to our customers. There were 6 small pieces of beef in the bowl and the noodles taste like rubber. The chicken dish was just awful. I ate 3 forkfuls and the rest went in the trash. The food is cheap, but Panda got to step his game up immediately for their remaining customers."
+Anonymous C — 4.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,745
Champuladu
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