Topic: Bert is far from a real true man.

+Anonymous A — 5 years ago #58,534

So why should we keep referring to her as a him?

+Anonymous B — 5 years ago, 54 seconds later[T] [B] #605,989

You're right. Apparently she gives pretty good blowjobs to have the customer base that she has.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #605,990

@previous (B)

She likes the big black dock.

+Anonymous C — 5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #605,991

@605,989 (B)

·Anonymous B — 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #605,992

@605,990 (A)
I don't know. She seems to like to taste the rainbow. It doesn't matter the color, as long as it's big, round, and fills her mouth, she's happy!

+Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #605,994

I've always called her "Bertha". I mean, what else would "Bert" be short for?

· !wYUuBm6d7Q — 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #605,996

@previous (D)
Bertrude

·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #605,999

@previous (!wYUuBm6d7Q)

That's not an English name and hardly anyone goes by that name nowadays.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,002

@previous (D)
Bert's no spring chicken

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 17 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,121

How much does she charge to give head?

+Anonymous F — 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,123

@previous (A)
325 ML Everclear costs $8 in Tennessee. So that is what she charges.

+Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,125

@previous (F)
What are you even trying to say?

Do you have Downs Syndrome?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,126

@606,123 (F)
What if I pay her $16?

+Anonymous H — 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,130

@previous (A)
Bert will bend over for you but expect you to pay for the lube.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,131

@previous (H)

What if I want to stick it in her rawdog?

·Anonymous H — 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,133

@previous (A)
Given the amount of Everclear he drinks he will have no clue. Plus as you know he quickly passes out after just one pint.

+chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,137

@606,125 (G)
It's fairly clear what that comment says: bert charges $8 (the price of a 375ml bottle of Everclear) for a blowjob.

Do you have Down's Syndrome?

·Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,138

@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
You sound excited about getting your lips on Bert.

·Anonymous C — 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #606,141

@previous (G)
Her lips will only spit mucus on berts photos.
Bert she is a normal woman. Stick with cocksucking for your pints.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #606,159

@606,133 (H)
Bert isn't a he, how dare you.

·Anonymous F — 5 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #606,184

@previous (A)
When he puts on a dress he things he is a HeShe

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #606,185

@previous (F)

So you're saying Bert is a man? That's doubtful.

+Anonymous J — 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #606,186

@previous (A)
For sure whatever bert is...Now, It she, he, Heshe, must call its mother its girlfriend.

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