Topic: i moved out less than 2 years

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5 years ago #58,348

and my mom have made my cat so so so fat. im not going over there again til my mom gets her fucking shit together which she probably wont.

she looks like a fat stuffed sausage
shes gonna die soon, my mom also neglects yearly vet checkups.
lame

i just cant believe ppl think its cute or OK to feed ur pets all day long.

+Anonymous B — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #604,875

Having a cat for an apartment or in the city is fucking retarded to begin with. Cats need to experience outside world run etc, not be locked up in a shitty basement with nothing to do all day and no reason to move.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,890

@previous (B)
umm ok, my parents live in the suburbs in a 3 story house u fag.

+Anonymous C — 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,904

why u calling it your cat

+Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,905

@604,890 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> umm ok, my parents live in the suburbs in a 3 story house u fag.

They sound wealthy. Why did you end up a whore?

+Anonymous E — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,929

@previous (D)
Hey ducky...Gramps just called you a whore. What a nice old fuckface, huh?

+Anonymous F — 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,930

@previous (E)
I as well as the Mods can assure you Syntax is not Anon D
Given what your mother once attempted for a living and failed because not a single demented person, would buy what she was selling as a street tramp. I guess it's not really fair to call her a whore.
Your dad, well that is another story for later.

·Anonymous E — 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,932

@previous (F)
You Are Lynne Goldtoof.

lol

·Anonymous F — 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,934

@previous (E)
You Paul Hammonnoteeth

Mods told me I can spell it totally correct IF you keep it up. And you end up with a Ban & I again get a free pass.

·Anonymous B — 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,961

@604,890 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

And yet your cat stays at home all day and does not move and ends up fat -- this is straight up animal abuse to be that neglecting. Those 3 stories helped a lot didn't they

·Anonymous E — 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,966

@604,934 (F)
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/on-air/as-seen-on/video-shows-brutal-beating-of-79-year-old-man-in-nyc/2703520/

·Anonymous E — 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,968

@604,934 (F)
I wasnt even there 8 years ago. Dont blamecthis shit on me, faggot.

https://minichan.org/topic/30964

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,976

i dont live there. also i used to take her out every day. oh well. im not coming to visit my parents anymore

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,977

also literally everyone in the suburbs has a 3 story house, even poor ppl, townhouses can be 3 story, is that not a thing in usa? having a 3 story house is not a measure of wealth... really having a 3 story house sounds wealthy to u? im sry lol

@604,905 (D)

+Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,994

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
https://www.dailypaws.com/dogs-puppies/health-care/dog-conditions/coronavirus/pandemic-weight-gain-pets

Cats Dogs you name it - Covid is to blame so Dooooon't be blaming your parents.

+Anonymous H — 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #605,006

@604,968 (E)

lol

+Anonymous I — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #605,007

@604,968 (E)
lmao

+Anonymous J — 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #605,011

@604,968 (E)

·Anonymous J — 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #605,046

Syntax ran from this thread faster than Ducky ran from Quack.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaa..

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+Anonymous K — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #605,050

@604,875 (B)
having a cat for any reason but to guard your grain stores is pure clownworld, goatfuckers love to say that dogs are unclean, but cats literally carry and transmit mind altering parasites.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #605,056

Lmao I thought you were saying your mom was a fat sausage and gonna die soon, I was like damn!

+Anonymous M — 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,071

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Did you get your penis black last night?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,077

@605,056 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
omg 💀

+Anonymous N — 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,104

@605,056 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Lmao

@OP
My cat got fat when i moved him in w my boyfriend because we free-fed. And like when he sat up you could tell his belly was chubby, but he was nowhere near as fat as many indoor fatcats I've seen. Vet said he was obese (18 lbs, his normal weight is 14ish lbs), so based on your description I'm gonna guess ur cat is morbidly obese.
Your mom needs to give kitty small measured meals instead of free-feeding, and actually play with the fucking cat, give it stimulation and toys. Maybe another cat to play with. Why don't you take your cat with you?

·Anonymous J — 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,110

@previous (N)
18 pounds is obese a f for a cat.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 5 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,256

@605,071 (M)
> Did you get your penis black last night?

What?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,257

@605,104 (N)
i cant take it, i rescued another cat, and my place is small. fuck, idk what to do w my mom, i know all of this, my mom dont listen.

+Anonymous O — 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,258

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
One day soon when you're a mom, you will understand.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,259

@previous (O)
lmfao obesity/causing joint problems/over feeding/ diabetus isnt luv. unless u mean as a mom they like to abuse their kids

·Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,260

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Go back and look at the link I gave you. (image with fat cat in big dog door)
Your cat is victim of Covid house bound Syndrome.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,261

@previous (G)
house bound doesnt make u obese. over eating does. shes being over fed. wtf r u saying my guy

+Anonymous P — 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,262

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You need glasses.
https://www.dailypaws.com/dogs-puppies/health-care/dog-conditions/coronavirus/pandemic-weight-gain-pets
Looks Like the Pandemic Is Causing Our Pets To Gain Weight, Too

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,263

@previous (P)
dude, during a real pandemic people lose weight u fucking moron. who gets sick n gains weight?

ppl binging out because theyre bored at home and have 0 self control thats on them. they shouldnt do that to animals. wtfs the dog n cat gonna do poor themselves their own bowls? get themselves the treats? because theres a pandemic like oh my fucking god

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·Anonymous O — 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,264

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ducks you sure can be so damn hard headed at times. For instance how you failed to prevent UTI's even after some good advice.

Alas if you need more proof?
https://www.yalemedicine.org/news/quarantine-15-weight-gain-pandemic

I suppose when you clients apologies for being recently larger (except for peni) you fail to notice. EVEN YOU ranted about your weight gain.

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·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,265

@previous (O)
my weight gain was me binging because im bored. duh and i gained a few lbs at the very end of winter so u really wanna pretend that i gained weight because after nearly 2 years of lockdown, i gained almost 3 lb? lol? also? why dont coma patients gain weight then all they do is lie around. wtf us this convo

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·Anonymous O — 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,268

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> why dont coma patients gain weight then all they do is lie around. wtf us this convo

"Doctor here. While in intensive care for comma, patients are fed with a well balanced diet, with the right amount of calories and nutrients. We adjust those daily depending on their clinical conditions (mild infections make the body waste energy, so we raise calories... Severe infecting makes the body unable to absorb most nutrients, so we reduce calories). This way, it's very rare to see a patient gain weight during a coma

What may happen: due to immobility, patients waste muscle mass, and may build-up a little fat, so their body composition may bend to a more chubby form. Also, in very rare cases, enteral nutrition isn't adequate to provide for a patients protein need, so we overfeed them to meet that need - and in extender they gain weight (only seen that twice, on patients with metabolic diseases)."

So in my case I gained some weight because 24 hour fitness went BANKRUPT just moments before the order for Gyms to shut down 100%

So I stepped up running Buttttt not back to 10 miles a day - Also because WE were NOT allowed to Dance until just last week - I had to modify my diet a bit but now am back to where I should be weight wise - Bert says he is going to California to bone Bruce Jenner in his ass. Only the Zombie of Bert will show up because soon he will join his dad in his dads grave to save his mom from paying for another coffin.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,269

@previous (O)
so people choose to over eat. glad we came to same conclusion

·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,270

@605,110 (J)
Some cats are just really big. Have you ever seen a Maine Coon? Mine isn't a Maine coon but he's still a beeeg cat. 18 lbs is fat yeah but when he's at a healthy weight he's 15 lbs.

·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,271

@605,257 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ye i get you on parents that don't listen. If she won't accept ur input there's not much you can do about it tbh. If it makes you feel better i know some mad obese cats who are living long lives and seem happy enough

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,272

@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
my cat cleo is so small, she has a small little skull, her body looks so stupid rn

my mom jus tried to gaslight me tell me that im misunderstood what im seeing, and she gauned 0 weight lol

my next attempt will be boycotting the house til she does something. book a vet appointment. anything. i hate lazy pet ownership ...i adopted one sick ass senior cat n shes a lot of effort... so i do it cuz its 4 her...

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+Anonymous Q — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,278

@605,270 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
18 pounds is OBESE for a cat, yes.

+Anonymous R — 5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,284

post a pic of that fat cat daddy

+Rhodes !EuFJupQN5k — 5 years ago, 12 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,327

You should go to minichan and talk to Becky . She also has really really fat cats but I think she keeps fat cats to make herself feel thinner

·Anonymous R — 5 years ago, 13 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,403

@previous (Rhodes !EuFJupQN5k)
> You should go to minichan and talk to Becky . She also has really really fat cats but I think she keeps fat cats to make herself feel thinner

I WILL FUCKING KILL TYOU

+Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,404

@previous (R)
Will you follow through with this threat at least, Bert?

·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,411

@605,272 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Aw jeez. Do you think she'd go if you made a vet appointment for her? But i guess that wouldn't even really help because she needs changes in her day to day life. Poor thing.

@605,278 (Q)
That's what I said you retard. His healthy weight is 14.4 lbs. But there are cats that are healthy at 18 lbs. Some cats are bigger than others, just like some people are 5'0" and some are 6'4".
He's a skinny boi now.

+Anonymous U — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,447

@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
Your cats healthy weight is not 14 lbs. Your vet needs to surrender their license.

·Rhodes !EuFJupQN5k — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,466

@605,403 (R)
I was talking to Ducky

·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,486

@605,447 (U)
Been to four different vets actually. You don't know my giant cat. I love him but damlol i wanted a smol cat and he got so beeg.

+Anonymous V — 5 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #606,063

congrats. it's like moot at 16. a goddamn achievement i wish i read when i was copying wikipedias for homework.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #606,077

i had a dream the cat was even more gigantic. lol fuck

·Anonymous V — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #606,091

gigagugugaga
dying s not so bad.
theres places.
happy dead, happy alive.
bububaba

ultimate evil

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