Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: There is no shame in running away from Bert in order to collect yourself after a scare.
+Anonymous A — 5 years ago #58,309
Take it easy on yourself Jim, nobody thinks you're a huge coward. A small one maybe, but not huge.
+Anonymous B — 5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #604,594
+Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,632

I'm flattered by your obsession.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,633
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> I'm flattered by your support.
No problem.
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,637
@previous (A)
Tell Bert to hurry up on his follow-through. I've patiently waited for years.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,641
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> Tell Bert to stop intimidating me.
Will do.
+Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,642
ITT: MadAboutJim tries word-salad'ing quotes (a Merrin™ tactic) to prove he isn't butthurt
+Anonymous E — 5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,648
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,649
@604,641 (A)
I see my brief hiatus really got to you. Don't worry, anon. I'm here now.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,651
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> my brief hiatus really allowed me to collect myself
Glad to hear it.
+Anonymous F — 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,652
@OP
Hold on a second - FagBert ran away from Trucker with his tail between his legs. Given his propensity for making grandiose threats, doesn't that make FagBert the biggest coward on the chanosphere?
Then there was his dereliction of duty during the Gulf War... ·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,653
@604,651 (A)
Nice proof of
@604,642 (D) being accurate.
Go cool off, MadAboutJim.
+Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,654
@604,637 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
Lol? No one tells me what to do...least of all you Jim, you big Fag.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,657
@previous (G)
Except maybe your parole officer until you got rapey with her.
·Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,659
@previous (D)
She let me off probation a month early!
She sure was swell.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,660
@previous (G)
> She sure was swell
Yes, that typically happens when someone holds back vomit after getting hit on by disgustingly obese, alcoholic, greasy, middle-aged men.
·Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,661
@previous (D)
We got along so well. I would have done her if shecwasnt married.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,662
@previous (G)
Keep proving me right.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 10 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #604,752
Looks like Jim ran off again as soon as Bert appeared in the thread. I guess he needs another breather to collect himself.
·Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,763
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,810
@604,752 (A)
If logging off the computer to sleep for a day constitutes "running away", you're going to be very upset in perpetuity, Bert.
Good news is, this confirms I have more of a life than yourself.
+Anonymous H — 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,812
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> Good news is, this confirms I have more of a life than yourself.
You mean you are not a full time Drunk and pass out hours after hours from Booze and shooting Heroin? You do not run in fear from any fight? You do not open up your asshole just for a pack of cigarettes?
Bert is just trying to prove one can be dead yet still be counted as alive. His life is more like this
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,813
@604,810 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> If logging off the computer to sleep for a day
You had to sleep for a full day? Damn Bert really has spooked you again hasn't he. I hope you feel better now after your breather.
+Anonymous I — 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,814
@604,810 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> logging off the computer to sleep for a day
> I have more of a life than yourself.
Fucking LOL
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,819
@604,813 (A)
@previous (I)
Imagine obsessing over a user to the extent that you lash out at them when they don't reply immediately.
You retards really aren't helping yourselves look less enraged lmao
+Anonymous J — 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,820
@previous (D)
Imagine constantly jumping to the defense of someone else's internet shtick persona like you've been personally offended.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,821
@previous (J)
Imagine getting butthurt when someone points out nonsensical arguments against an internet shtick persona.
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,822
@604,813 (A)
Literally a full day? No. But I truly am flattered by this entire train wreck of a thread you've created in my honor. It paints a humorous picture of the lengths you'll go to obsess over internet strangers.
·Anonymous J — 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,823
@604,821 (D)
> Imagine getting butthurt when someone points out nonsensical arguments against an internet shtick persona.
And yet here you are.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,824
@previous (J)
> And yet here you are. ·Anonymous G — 5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,825
@604,810 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
No it doesn't, lol.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,833
@604,822 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> Literally a full day
I hope it helped you get your nerves back under control.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,843
@604,825 (G)
@previous (A)
MadAboutJim back at it again!
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,851
@604,825 (G)
Yes it does.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,872
Looks like
@OP ran off again as soon as Jim appeared in the thread. I guess he needs another breather to collect himself.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #604,891
@604,833 (A)
> I hope it helps you get your nerves back under control.
@604,851 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> Yes it does.
Glad to hear it.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #604,945
@previous (A)
Welcome back, Merrin!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #604,953
Looks like Jim has gone to catch himself another nerve-calming breather.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #604,954
@previous (A)
Welcome back, Merrin!
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #604,958
@604,953 (A)
See
@604,810 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #604,959
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> See
@604,851 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> Yes it does.
Glad the breather helped you calm your nerves.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #604,960
@previous (A)
Welcome back, Merrin!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 21 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,002
Looks like Jim had to take another day-long breather from the internet. Hope he got his composure back.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #605,022
@previous (A)
Welcome back, Merrin!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,635
Looks like Jim has had to take a lengthy breather this time!
+Anonymous K — 5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,636
Syntax is a liberal Fag.
What a pathetic old nearly bald faggot.
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,649
@605,635 (A)
Ahh so you're Bert. Welcome back, Bert!
+Anonymous L — 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,651
Holy autism awareness thread
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,652
@previous (L)
One word comes to mind about this thread. I can't put my finger on it.
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,668
@605,635 (A)
You're still obsessing in this thread? I thought you would've emailed me by now.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,899
Looks like Jim has had to take another 3 day breather to collect himself!
+Anonymous M — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,900
@previous (A)
Now you can return to claim you're going to visit Syntax.
You cannot even visit your sister.
+Anonymous N — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,901
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,922
@605,899 (A)
Not everyone is as obsessed with TC as you, Bert.
·Anonymous N — 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #605,923
thank you for the well wishes eberyonedo!
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #605,962
@605,899 (A)
If you're this obsessed with me, I urge you to email me as you've previously threatened.
I'm still waiting for you to prove yourself, Bert.
+Anonymous O — 5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #605,971
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
Answer my original emails, chump
Dont make me emasculate you boy.
+Anonymous P — 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #605,997
racism is bad
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,011
@605,971 (O)
You need to have sent them to begin with. Then and only then could I reply to one, Bert.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,282
Looks like Jim is taking another 2 day breather to collect himself!
·Anonymous O — 5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,290
@606,011 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
Are you kidding me about them not getting there?
·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 5 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,320
@previous (O)
Not kidding. I have not received a single email that resembles a strange, angry man from Tinychan.
Maybe try my phone, if you have that.
@606,282 (A)
I see lurking is discouraged when one is this obsessed with a namefag.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,326
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
Glad to see you've collected yourself!
·Anonymous D — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,338
@previous (A)
> Glad to see you've collected yourself! +Anonymous Q — 5 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,401
@606,320 (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
> a strange, angry man from Tinychan.
a strange, angry *little man from Tinychan.
·Anonymous P — 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,403
man, the cringe lord itself. gee, im better off dead. yer all fucking disgusting.
if afterlife is gonna be occupied by fuckshits like you, there s no way it can be fucking good.
·Anonymous O — 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,431
·Anonymous P — 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #606,475
@previous (O) we should be talking about unserious stuff like why doesnt harry marry ron instead but currently that shit feels so fuckg straight esp since the kc is toohigh
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