Topic: Why does Bert even try?
+Anonymous A — 5.1 years ago #58,044
His life seems so miserable and he's clearly not offering anything of value to society. He should've killed himself ages ago.
+Anonymous B — 5.1 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #602,975
That was bert 40 years ago. Now with 150 more pounds, he is working on marinating his liver and colon so he can die soon and co-mingle with his dad and save on coffin costs.+Anonymous C — 5.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #602,976
+Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #602,977
·Anonymous C — 5.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,979
+Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,982
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,986
@previous (E)
> you guys
Who are "us guys" in this scenario? I'm just a spectator noticing Bert's many concerning issues and acknowledging he should probably just give up.
> you guys
Who are "us guys" in this scenario? I'm just a spectator noticing Bert's many concerning issues and acknowledging he should probably just give up.
+Anonymous F — 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,987
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,989
·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,990
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,996
·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #603,016
dunno
you wanna fight?
come, burn this all.
we all know you lackeys r radical psychopathics inside outside.
no one owes you shit
not your theism
not your tax
nobody fucking do
you wanna fight?
come, burn this all.
we all know you lackeys r radical psychopathics inside outside.
no one owes you shit
not your theism
not your tax
nobody fucking do
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #603,024
·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #603,026
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 30 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #603,027
·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #603,028
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 38 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #603,035
+Anonymous G — 5.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #603,038
HEY HEY HEY @OP... Bert does try.
Do you know how hard it is to remain Tennessee's most worthless citizen?
To remember each and every dumpster with top quality scraps of food(McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, etc)?
To remember the names of the loyal customer base for spare change?
To remember the operating hours of the local soup kitchen?
We are being to hard on Bert (although the harder it is, the more Bert likes it). Remember, he's 59 going on 73, lthough the likelihood of him reaching age 62 is slim to none.
So in retrospect, does Bert's life matter?
Not to me.
Do you know how hard it is to remain Tennessee's most worthless citizen?
To remember each and every dumpster with top quality scraps of food(McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, etc)?
To remember the names of the loyal customer base for spare change?
To remember the operating hours of the local soup kitchen?
We are being to hard on Bert (although the harder it is, the more Bert likes it). Remember, he's 59 going on 73, lthough the likelihood of him reaching age 62 is slim to none.
So in retrospect, does Bert's life matter?
Not to me.
·Anonymous B — 5.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #603,053
·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #603,114
boring
+Anonymous H — 5.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #603,122
·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #603,153
·Anonymous G — 5.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #603,169
@603,122 (H)
> they ARE funny gay...not funny Ha Ha.
Ooooh, you really cut us down by using one liners from the John Boy and Billy Big Show radio station!
I can't believe you insulted us this bad, how will we ever recover? 🙄🙄
> they ARE funny gay...not funny Ha Ha.
Ooooh, you really cut us down by using one liners from the John Boy and Billy Big Show radio station!
I can't believe you insulted us this bad, how will we ever recover? 🙄🙄
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