Topic: Will FagBert live to the age of 79?

+Anonymous A — 5.1 years ago #57,955

...and if so, will he still be sucking cocks for spare change?

+Dr Rattnooga !!Pn3N+HiKaC — 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #602,524

@OPedo

Will you ever do anything besides obsess over old men on backwater internet forums? Will you ever achieve anything in your own life? Will you die a virgin?

+Anonymous C — 5.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,539

@previous (Dr Rattnooga !!Pn3N+HiKaC)
> Will you ever do anything besides obsess over old men on backwater internet forums? Will you ever achieve anything in your own life? Will you die a virgin?
Look who's asking!

+Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,541

@previous (C)
Dam, lol

+Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,542

@OP
A little over 20 years from now Bert will be 79.
Where will other posters then?

+Anonymous F — 5.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,550

@previous (E)
Syntax will be worm food with Matt dancing on his grave once every year.

+Anonymous G — 5.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,563

Will he spend his last year alive stalking obituaries?

+Anonymous H — 5.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,564

@previous (G)
The better question is: Will his Hero Trump run for erection at age 79 in 2024
Just how much will that boated belly, grow by then

·Just saying — 5.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,570

@previous (H)
Statistics favor you being not alive very very soon.

Let that sink in.

·Anonymous G — 5.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,631

@602,564 (H)

Go stalk obituaries, you freak.

+Anonymous I — 5.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,634

@previous (G)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 39 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,663

@602,570 (Just saying)

He'll outlive you, FagBert.

·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,666

@previous (A)
Not a chance.

Net and Matt will get sooooo drunk and make merry when the Stalker takes his last breath.

It will be the ultimate party.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,671

@previous (E)

FagBert, you're an obese, alcoholic junkie who has abused his body for decades. Diabetes, heart disease and gangrene are waiting just around the corner for you.

· !tr.t4dJfuU — 5.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,674

@previous (A)
Well he and his dad have so much in common. Perhaps to save money they will co-mingle him and his dad in the current coffin.

·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,677

Lynne is DYING. His time b UP.

You had a good run Stalker man.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/06/29/na-na-na-na-hey-hey-hey-goodbye-co-author-of-immortal-lyric-is-dead-at-75/

+Anonymous J — 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,678

@previous (E)

·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,682

Tick tock tick tock-

The Stalker has No Time left. It's the end.

The old man only has a few thousand breaths left.

All we have to do is wait a week or three.

Victory is upon us.

+Anonymous K — 5.1 years ago, 47 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #602,695

@OP

Bert will be sucking his black husband’s erect penis just for the sensation of sucking a big black cock.

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