Topic: Bert: why don't you contact Donald Trump and ask him for a job?

+Anonymous A — 5.1 years ago #57,801

Tell him you're a loyal ex-serviceman with an elderly mother to take care of. Trump is a wealthy man who owes his success to grassroots supporters like yourself; he should be glad to have you mowing lawns at Mar-a-lago.

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

+Anonymous B — 5.1 years ago, 33 seconds later[T] [B] #601,566

+Anonymous C — 5.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #601,569

The only person who has time for Bert is you and your obsession with him.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #601,570

@previous (C)

+Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #601,571

@601,569 (C)

·Anonymous C — 5.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #601,572

@previous (D)
Go ahead and samefag in your obsession thread like you do every single day. Beware, though: It's not helping you look any less stupid than you already do in your day to day life.

+Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #601,573

@previous (C)
10/10

He uses an average of 4 uids per thread. So obvious.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #601,579

@601,572 (C)
@601,572 (C)

+Anonymous F — 5.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #601,590

@601,571 (D)

How the fuck did Bert get that nasty black eye?

+Anonymous G — 5.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #601,593

@previous (F)
That's from back in his homeless days. He was the bottom taking it in the ass, when he demanded more lube and the guy hit him to shut him up.

+Anonymous H — 5.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #601,603

@601,571 (D)
Ah yes, homeless bert. He tried to fuck his parole officer

·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #601,608

@previous (H)
I would have fucked that sexual MILF. She was hott.
Now I am infatuated with a chick who works at the liquor store I go to.

She is fine.
Everytime I go in she is talking about her fine body.
She's been talking about getting her tan on.
Tonight when I mentioned how fine she was...and how it had been a pretty day...she mentioned how it was time to put on her sundress.
The chick obviously wants my dick..

+Anonymous I — 5.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,617

@previous (E)
Why would a fine woman with a fine body want to fuck a middle-aged fat alcoholic bum?

·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,621

@previous (I)
No woman wants to fuck a wrinkled old shrunken dick elderly faggot.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,622

Nigger VIEWPOINTS.

BLACK BLACK BLACK.

FUCK NIGGERS.

NIGGERS ARE WORTH 1/10 of a White man.

·Anonymous I — 5.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,623

@601,621 (E)
So no woman wants to fuck you or Syntax. Why do you reply to every comment with a comment about Syntax? I'm not him. Moron.

+Dr. Phil !U2zG.HF/T6 — 5.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,628

@601,608 (E)
Kind of like the time you swore your parole officer wanted to fuck you?

You're a special kind of stupid.

+Anonymous K — 5.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,631

@previous (Dr. Phil !U2zG.HF/T6)
Still wondering why you switch between Merrin and Phil so often.

Do these shticks make you feel valued?

·Anonymous J — 5.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,632

@previous (K)
Still wondering why you haven't told me whom this merrin fella is.

+Anonymous L — 5.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,634

·Anonymous K — 5.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,635

@601,632 (J)
Okay, Merrin.

·Anonymous I — 5.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,638

@601,631 (K)
Merrin and Phil are clearly different posters. Don't be obtuse.

·Anonymous K — 5.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,644

@previous (I)
> Don't be obtuse
Oh you're that guy. Carry on.

·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #601,661

@601,634 (L)
Damn that's one fugly bastard. And that pic is over 20 years old.

lol

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