I hope you reflect over Easter tomorrow just what pitiful losers you filthy Liberals are...and turn to God to save your disgusting pathetic souls from eternal damnation.
Pray for The Stalker...he is a piece of SHIT. IF only he were to see the error of his sick pathetic ways though he could be saved.
Goodnight, friends.

First off, if you were "drunk as hell", you, being Bert, would have misspelled words everywhere. Your proper grammar indicates that you are not "drunk as hell".
Secondly, if you were Bert, as you clearly aren't, you would only use 2 dots between words, not 3.
And last, if you were Bert, you couldn't whip anyone's ass. You failed to meet up with Trucker, you never went to Hong Kong to beat up On, and now, after stating you would go to California to beat up syntax after you got your stimulus check, you have also failed to do so.
So clearly you aren't Bert, so go fuck a shit up your ass.
@previous (Dr. Phil !U2zG.HF/T6)
It seems like you are quite obsessed with Bert, given your intimate knowledge of minute details about the guy.
C͈͓̜i̩̫̘͓̪͓ao,̮̮̥̩ T̪̤̣̳̪̯h̦̞͚͇̠͙e̖̝͕ ̼̯͍̬Ḓo̺c̤̻̙t͍̭͎̥o̙r̠̜͍̼͇̼.̠̱̺̦

Paul "Junior" aka Bert getting DRUNK AS ALL FUCK For his Jesus the Jew.
@OP
Artist's impression of Bert preparing for a fight.
@previous (F)
Bert just wouldn’t show up.