Topic: Amy Beth Schumer is a fat, unfunny pig-like whore.
+Irate Anon — 5.1 years ago #57,664
Try and tell me otherwise and I might cut a b!tçh...
+Anonymous B — 5.1 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #600,320
Schumer’s income is a total of her stand-up comedies, plays, movies, and books. However, it is hard to tell about her exact income. Besides, her net worth is roughly $36 Million as of 2020.·Irate Anon (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #600,326
@previous (B)
Wealth doesn't make anyone, especially not her, a winner. If you were actually Morgan Freeman, you would've already known that.
Wealth doesn't make anyone, especially not her, a winner. If you were actually Morgan Freeman, you would've already known that.
(Edited 25 seconds later.)
+Anonymous C — 5.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #600,327
@previous (Irate Anon)
She is too chunky for me. I do enjoy her sense of humor and politics.
She is also tight with The Senate Majority Leader. One of Berts hero's.
She is too chunky for me. I do enjoy her sense of humor and politics.
She is also tight with The Senate Majority Leader. One of Berts hero's.
+Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #600,328
·Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #600,329
·Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #600,333
She wins(Edited 7 minutes later.)
·Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #600,334
·Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #600,335
·Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #600,336
+Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 13 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #600,349
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,421
well shes very unfunny n when its funny joke it cuz she stole it
· !byMEuFolZk — 5.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,434
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)> well shes very unfunny n when its funny joke it cuz she stole it
It is totally Legal to steal a joke. Usually one improves the original content.
https://www.vox.com/2016/1/27/10839856/amy-schumer-joke-stealing
There is no comedian right now as popular and as visible as Amy Schumer. Schumer is friends with Jennifer Lawrence. Schumer has become a pop culture symbol for feminism. Schumer's movie Trainwreck was nominated for a Golden Globe, a Critics' Choice Award, a People's Choice Award, and a Writers Guild of America Award. Everything Schumer touches turns into gold.
But Schumer now faces an allegation that undermines her recent success: She's being called a plagiarist — a joke stealer.
And it probably doesn't matter that the people who initially laid out those allegations have since retracted them.
·Anon (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,435
White women just aren't funny. Leave it to people like Wanda Sykes, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Eddie Murphy and Lavelle Crawford to be comedians. That fat sow Amy should only get on the stage with a broom and dustpan.
+Syntax — 5.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,437
@previous (Anon)> White women just aren't funny. Leave it to people like Wanda Sykes, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Eddie Murphy and Lavelle Crawford to be comedians. That fat sow Amy should only get on the stage with a broom and dustpan.
You're entitled to your opinion. In USA Free speech is still a rite of passage. And your list of Black Comedians - All I No EXCEPT for Lavelle. NOW That said: When it cums to comparing TONNAGE Your Levelle equals 2.5 Amy's.
Just Saying
·Anon (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,438
@previous (Syntax)
> All I No EXCEPT for Lavelle.
> When it cums to comparing TONNAGE Your Levelle equals 2.5 Amy's.
Clearly you don’t know him because if you did, you know that he lost a ton of weight and is nowhere near as obese as Amy Scummer.
> All I No EXCEPT for Lavelle.
> When it cums to comparing TONNAGE Your Levelle equals 2.5 Amy's.
Clearly you don’t know him because if you did, you know that he lost a ton of weight and is nowhere near as obese as Amy Scummer.
(Edited 40 seconds later.)
·Syntax — 5.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,440
@previous (Anon)
OK I again searched for his images and yes I C he has lost sum weight - YET
"Crawford lost over 120 pounds after having the gastric sleeve operation. .."
In other words he did not have what it takes to change his diet and exercise - Now that said I see a photo of Steve Harvey trying to put his arms around the cough cough new slimmer Lavelle and yet he CANNOT LOL And Lavelle still has more two more chins than Amy.
Now I invest in the stock market and real estate (Just sold one of three condos in Carlsbad) So I look at bottom line and wood bet when you compare His $$$ vs Amy's, a few er many zeros are missing
OK I again searched for his images and yes I C he has lost sum weight - YET
"Crawford lost over 120 pounds after having the gastric sleeve operation. .."
In other words he did not have what it takes to change his diet and exercise - Now that said I see a photo of Steve Harvey trying to put his arms around the cough cough new slimmer Lavelle and yet he CANNOT LOL And Lavelle still has more two more chins than Amy.
Now I invest in the stock market and real estate (Just sold one of three condos in Carlsbad) So I look at bottom line and wood bet when you compare His $$$ vs Amy's, a few er many zeros are missing
·Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,441
@600,434 (!byMEuFolZk)
Jew Lover...and then you say you dont want to be called a Jew.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa..
Jew Lover...and then you say you dont want to be called a Jew.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa..
·Syntax — 5.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,446
@previous (D)
Ex Jew and Thank you - There is NO Genetic marker for Religion - Only markers for areas of origin .
And yes many people despise Jews like Jesus the Jew. Perhaps because Jesus the Jew was a well Known Homosexual. And he was a Very Very Bad Jew.
Take Bert for instance - He is even banned from his Local Jesus the Jew Church. For sum strange reason his Cancer ridden Dad allowed himself to have his Funeral presided over by Jesus the Jew people. Of course Bert was NOT allowed to attend that ceremony -
Ex Jew and Thank you - There is NO Genetic marker for Religion - Only markers for areas of origin .
And yes many people despise Jews like Jesus the Jew. Perhaps because Jesus the Jew was a well Known Homosexual. And he was a Very Very Bad Jew.
Take Bert for instance - He is even banned from his Local Jesus the Jew Church. For sum strange reason his Cancer ridden Dad allowed himself to have his Funeral presided over by Jesus the Jew people. Of course Bert was NOT allowed to attend that ceremony -
+Anonymous H — 5.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,463
·Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #600,466
·Honest Anon (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #600,496
@600,440 (Syntax)
That's because his whole comedy routine revolves around his weight. Yeah, he's a fatty but at least he acknowledges it and makes fun of himself. Amy never acknowledges how she just can't lose weight or how overweight she actually is. The only time she's actually full is when she's full of herself.
That's because his whole comedy routine revolves around his weight. Yeah, he's a fatty but at least he acknowledges it and makes fun of himself. Amy never acknowledges how she just can't lose weight or how overweight she actually is. The only time she's actually full is when she's full of herself.
·Anonymous D — 5.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #600,498
·Anonymous E — 5.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #600,542
@600,496 (Honest Anon)
Amy Schumer opens up about body image: I'm what Hollywood calls 'very fat'
She's frank and funny in her new Netflix comedy special about dropping pounds to make a movie...then putting them back on.
"Somebody like explained to me, 'Just so you know, Amy, no pressure, but if you weigh over 140 pounds, it will hurt people’s eyes,'" she quips. "I just bought it. I was like, 'Okay, I'm new to town. So I lost weight."
But she had a revelation after losing weight: she didn't think it improved her look.
Instead, she says, "I look very stupid skinny. My dumb head stays the same but then my body, like, shrivels and just look like ... a Thanksgiving Day parade [balloon] of Tonya Harding ... Nobody likes it. It's not cute on me."
So, after she finished making the movie, she happily gained the weight back — and with it came the wisdom of experience (and the guts to go on stage in a leather outfit).
"I got worried because it gets in your head — just everything on television and movies and magazines and the internet," she says. "I'm like, 'Oh, my god! Are men still going to be attracted to me?' And that's when I remembered ... they don't care."
For now, says Schumer in the special, she has a new outlook on health, and body size. "I feel very good in my own skin," she says in the special. "I feel strong. I feel healthy. I do. I feel sexy."
NOW I DO NOT AGREE That she Should put all that extra load on her heart. And Gawwwwd imagine getting down in between her Thunder Thighs to eat her out. Yuck - Still she has made Millions of Dollars and she is Funny
Amy Schumer opens up about body image: I'm what Hollywood calls 'very fat'
She's frank and funny in her new Netflix comedy special about dropping pounds to make a movie...then putting them back on.
"Somebody like explained to me, 'Just so you know, Amy, no pressure, but if you weigh over 140 pounds, it will hurt people’s eyes,'" she quips. "I just bought it. I was like, 'Okay, I'm new to town. So I lost weight."
But she had a revelation after losing weight: she didn't think it improved her look.
Instead, she says, "I look very stupid skinny. My dumb head stays the same but then my body, like, shrivels and just look like ... a Thanksgiving Day parade [balloon] of Tonya Harding ... Nobody likes it. It's not cute on me."
So, after she finished making the movie, she happily gained the weight back — and with it came the wisdom of experience (and the guts to go on stage in a leather outfit).
"I got worried because it gets in your head — just everything on television and movies and magazines and the internet," she says. "I'm like, 'Oh, my god! Are men still going to be attracted to me?' And that's when I remembered ... they don't care."
For now, says Schumer in the special, she has a new outlook on health, and body size. "I feel very good in my own skin," she says in the special. "I feel strong. I feel healthy. I do. I feel sexy."
NOW I DO NOT AGREE That she Should put all that extra load on her heart. And Gawwwwd imagine getting down in between her Thunder Thighs to eat her out. Yuck - Still she has made Millions of Dollars and she is Funny
·Bully Anon (OP) — 5.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #600,546
@previous (E)
I don't really care if I'm wrong. At this point, I just don't like the fat bitch and I will go to great efforts to spread rumors about her until she quits Hollywood.
I don't really care if I'm wrong. At this point, I just don't like the fat bitch and I will go to great efforts to spread rumors about her until she quits Hollywood.
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