Topic: Not trying to sound like a dick, but why do y'all keep fucking with Bert?
+Anonymous A — 5.2 years ago #57,600
I mean, look at what he has to do to eat his way through life;
1. Shave his mom's back
2. Changes her diaper
3. Wipes her ass
4. Washes her private parts bare handed
5. Mows the lawn
6. Trims her bush...err, THE bushes
And the list goes on...
All this for a measly $20 per week allowance.
Where else will you find a nearly 60 year old man that works hard, lives with mommy, and gets to see her naked(and touch her all over)?
1. Shave his mom's back
2. Changes her diaper
3. Wipes her ass
4. Washes her private parts bare handed
5. Mows the lawn
6. Trims her bush...err, THE bushes
And the list goes on...
All this for a measly $20 per week allowance.
Where else will you find a nearly 60 year old man that works hard, lives with mommy, and gets to see her naked(and touch her all over)?
+Anonymous B — 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #599,783
+Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #599,785
@OP
Do you think you wont get battered as fuck after Bert reads this you sad old fuckface?
Do you think you wont get battered as fuck after Bert reads this you sad old fuckface?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #599,787
+chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 5.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,794
How much does social security pay? I actually have no idea.
+Syntax — 5.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,804
@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
I get $3,895/Month but only because I waited to age 70 it is less if one takes it at regular age 66
Not taxable nor reduced because of outside consulting income - However at regular age there is an outside income limit.
The money bert steals from his mom cums from about $800 she gets monthly. Bert who has never made a dime more than minimum wage will be about the same amount IF they still have any money left. Republicans have been borrowing money from that trust fund for years and soon it will run out
I get $3,895/Month but only because I waited to age 70 it is less if one takes it at regular age 66
Not taxable nor reduced because of outside consulting income - However at regular age there is an outside income limit.
The money bert steals from his mom cums from about $800 she gets monthly. Bert who has never made a dime more than minimum wage will be about the same amount IF they still have any money left. Republicans have been borrowing money from that trust fund for years and soon it will run out
+Anonymous F — 5.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,805
A lie on par with surviving 2.5 plane crashes, fighting your way through a jungle full of trained killer armed
with automatic rifles wit on a machete, owning an island with Jacques Cousteau, using your personal credit card to fuel a stranded commercial airliner, etc et.
with automatic rifles wit on a machete, owning an island with Jacques Cousteau, using your personal credit card to fuel a stranded commercial airliner, etc et.
+Anonymous G — 5.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,806
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,807
@599,804 (Syntax)Hahahahahaha!
> I get $3,895/Month but only because I waited to age 70
Didn't think this through much when you posted it Grandpa?
You were 70, when??
· !byMEuFolZk — 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,808
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,809
GOTCHA
lol
lol
+Anonymous H — 5.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,810
+Anonymous I — 5.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,811
@599,809 (C)
> What was the maximum social security benefit in 2012?
Do you ever put any effort into your rebuttals? At least use a value that isn't nearly a decade old, you retarded fuck.
> What was the maximum social security benefit in 2012?
Do you ever put any effort into your rebuttals? At least use a value that isn't nearly a decade old, you retarded fuck.
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,812
@599,808 (!byMEuFolZk)
> I get $3,895/Month but only because I waited to age 70
You were 70 at full retirement age in 2012. Maximum SS check is $2366 when you filed.
You made the post that you collect $3895 which is the maximum benefit which someone filing at 70 would THIS year.
In other words, just another grand embellished mistruth you made up a story about.
BUSTED lol
> I get $3,895/Month but only because I waited to age 70
You were 70 at full retirement age in 2012. Maximum SS check is $2366 when you filed.
You made the post that you collect $3895 which is the maximum benefit which someone filing at 70 would THIS year.
In other words, just another grand embellished mistruth you made up a story about.
BUSTED lol
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,813
lolololololol!!!
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,814
His mind is slowing down like Bidens.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.2 years ago, 47 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,815
· !dSJ9kJR.ac — 5.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,816
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/retirement/what-is-the-maximum-possible-social-security-benefit-in-2020/ar-BB16rqT8
The maximum possible Social Security benefit in 2020 depends on the age you begin to collect payments and is:
$2,265 at age 62.
$3,011 at full retirement age.
$3,790 at age 70.
However, qualifying for payments worth $3,000 or more requires some serious career planning throughout your life. Here's what you need to do to qualify for the maximum possible Social Security payment.
Consistently Earn a High Salary
You will need to maintain a high income throughout your career to qualify for large Social Security payments in retirement. In recent years, you need to earn a six-figure salary to get a top Social Security payment.
The maximum possible Social Security benefit in 2020 depends on the age you begin to collect payments and is:
$2,265 at age 62.
$3,011 at full retirement age.
$3,790 at age 70.
However, qualifying for payments worth $3,000 or more requires some serious career planning throughout your life. Here's what you need to do to qualify for the maximum possible Social Security payment.
Consistently Earn a High Salary
You will need to maintain a high income throughout your career to qualify for large Social Security payments in retirement. In recent years, you need to earn a six-figure salary to get a top Social Security payment.
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,817
@599,815 (A)
Not even close as any kind of rebuttal!
Maximum check was $2366 in 2012 when Grandpa was full retirement age
> get $3,895/Month but only because I waited to age 70
There have been years without a COLA.
He is drawing less than a $1000 than he claims he is. So simple to see.
Not a big deal but an obvious lie.
Not even close as any kind of rebuttal!
Maximum check was $2366 in 2012 when Grandpa was full retirement age
> get $3,895/Month but only because I waited to age 70
There have been years without a COLA.
He is drawing less than a $1000 than he claims he is. So simple to see.
Not a big deal but an obvious lie.
+Anonymous J — 5.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,818
@previous (C)
your math skills suck. How do you get from $2366 to less than $1000?
Why not make it less than $0.
your math skills suck. How do you get from $2366 to less than $1000?
Why not make it less than $0.
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,819
If there would have been a COLA of 5% every year from when he started collecting he would still just be drawing about hundreds less a year at this point. Several year with no COLA and a few with 1% or 1.2% has been what happened.
Factcheck of Grandpa's claim: FALSE
Factcheck of Grandpa's claim: FALSE
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,820
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 57 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,821
GOTCHA lmao
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,822
·Anonymous C — 5.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,823
He tried to sound impressive by claiming he draws the maximum Ss amount, He looked up the max check for currently but but but He filed for benefits 9 years ago and you get what the max is the year you file!
A few COLAs of 1% doent bring the amount from nine years ago to anywhere close to todays max which is what he states he gets.
Why would he say he gets over a thousand more than he does?
Why has he told dozens of other ridiculous lies for years?
A few COLAs of 1% doent bring the amount from nine years ago to anywhere close to todays max which is what he states he gets.
Why would he say he gets over a thousand more than he does?
Why has he told dozens of other ridiculous lies for years?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,824
+Anonymous K — 5.2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #599,825
A few thousand a month. In California that does not go very far. Must have other sources of income or savings.
+Anonymous L — 5.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #599,830
Syntax lie about something?? No way! lmao
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