Topic: Need to lose a roomate

+Anonymous A — 5.2 years ago #57,519

i need to lose a roomate but im scared he'll destroy my property if i threaten eviction

wat do

+Symtax — 5.2 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #598,950

@OP
File a restraining order.

+chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 5.2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #598,951

@previous (Symtax)
Good luck getting cops to enforce it. They were less than useless with my restraining order.

+Anonymous D — 5.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #598,963

@OP
Maybe hire a few wetbacks to convince him to quit misbehaving.

+Anonymous E — 5.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #598,964

Just find a way to get roommate laid. If roommate happy sexually, all will be good in the end.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #598,987

@previous (E)
> Just find a way to get roommate laid. If roommate happy sexually, all will be good in the end.

roomate brings partners over daily. Sometimes more than one at once 0_0

+Anonymous F — 5.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #598,988

@previous (A)
So a party animal.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 5.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #598,989

need to gain a roommate

+Anonymous H — 5.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #598,998

@OP
what if you make it so shitty that he wants to leave?
piss on the floor in his bedroom but under something so he don't see a wet spot. room just smells like hot piss
is there some time when his cellular phone is left unwatched? you coom and put some on all the buttons. the spot he touch to turn it on
start putting spiders in glass jars
try cooking stuff at 4:30AM
make it so there is no toilet paper when he gots to shit
listen to the same song 100 times a week. have it go for about a half hour at a time
drop a egg on the floor and wait an hour before you clean it

·Anonymous H — 5.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #598,999

@OP
cook something and make what he is going to eat extremely spicy
be a screeching autist

·Anonymous H — 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #599,000

@OP
why do you have a problem with your roommate?
why cant you tell someone its too hard to live together?
don't threaten anyone

·Anonymous H — 5.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #599,001

@OP
put wasps in his room but don't let anyone know how they got there
you can find wasps free for the taking
sometimes they hurt real bad and are scary
if you see one sitting on some grass or something this could be an easy one to get in a jar
small groups of 4 or 5 can be taken with no boo-boos. if you spray them with some kind of spray oil they normally fall on the ground and you can quickly scoop them up
most of the bigger types of wasps stay pretty calm and you can get within a few feet of them without them chimping out. spraying them with oil seems like they don't know what the fuck just happened and they don't blame you for it
yellow jackets are little nigger bees
never do anything with a "big" nest

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