Topic: Bert's Sister
+Anonymous A — 5.2 years ago #57,456
When they were young Bert's sister wanted to go to the dance at school. She went and asked her dad if she could go. He thought for a minute, rubbed the stubble on his chin and said," well maybe but you will have to suck my dick before I say yes." Bert's sister made a face and said, Oh daddy I can't do that." He said,"well fine you can just stay home then." After she thought for a minute and really wanting to go to that dance she decided she would go ahead and suck his dick. So she gets down on her knees and unzips his britches and pulls his dick out and puts it in her mouth and starts to suck. But his cock smelled bad and tasted even worse. Finally she was on the verge of hurling and spits his cock out and says,"My God daddy you dick tastes like shit!" He looked down and her and said," probably does, your brother wanted to go to that dance too."
+Anonymous B — 5.2 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #598,500
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