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Topic: fuck i signed the lease

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc5.3 years ago #57,139

fuck i wish i didnt. my roommate too covid paranoid idk why he lives with me. but im about to start opening his bedroom door n spit in his plants

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 45 seconds later[T] [B] #596,246

like if ur covid paranoid why sign a lease with a prostitute? explain?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #596,247

its fine. idk

+Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,250

Because he cares about you more than you care about him. Take it as a compliment.

Also why is it so hard to just fucking respect that a dude doesn't wanna get sick? You really have to make that an issue? You're so fucking immature. Kill yourself.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,252

then why wud he sign the lease. ill stop workin if he pays full rent np lol if he that scared pay it all@previous (B)

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,253

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I didn't say you should stop working. I said you shouldn't make his paranoia an issue. If he signed the lease, he's comfortable enough to live with you. Get over your covid bullshit because it isn't gonna blow over anytime soon.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,254

@previous (B)
yeah, he was tryna get me to stop working, thats what his paranoia about, what

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,255

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ah. Well I do hate your guts and think you're entirely a retarded bitch. But I guess I do agree with you here. It's your life. He shouldn't tell you what your job should or shouldn't be. Fuck that shit.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,256

@previous (B)
thanks. i like you.

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,257

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Fuck you.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,258

@previous (B)
ok

+Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,263

@596,246 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> but im about to start opening his bedroom door n spit in his pants
Works best if you remove his pants before spitting.

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·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,264

we talked it out, is all good now ok

+Anonymous D5.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,266

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Pants on or off?

+Anonymous E5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,267

@596,264 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Has he ever asked to bang you?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,268

@previous (E)
we banged once ever years ago after yrs of friendship, nuthun ever happened again n since we moved together nuthin ever happened lol. he gets a lot of girls

@596,266 (D)
on

+Anonymous F5.3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,271

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You'd be super tired all the time if I moved in with you.

·Anonymous E5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,272

@596,268 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Why did he bang you only once? Are you not very good?

+Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #596,274

@596,271 (F)
Bert your everclear marinated dick is only good for pissing.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,301

@596,272 (E)
cuz i didnt wanna again.

@596,271 (F)
energy vampire

+Anonymous H5.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,308

Duck duck noose

·Anonymous E5.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,311

@596,301 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> cuz i didnt wanna again.

Why, was he too rough?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,312

@previous (E)
no lol i did it to get over an ex n it didnt woek

·Anonymous E5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,316

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It usually takes 3 or 4 fucks to get over an ex. You gave up too easily.

About dating: how do your boyfriends feel about dating a hooker?

+Anonymous I5.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,318

@previous (E)
> About dating: how do your boyfriends feel about dating a hooker?
Men pay one way or the other for date an the more.

·Anonymous E5.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,320

@previous (I)
Right but most men aren't dating a woman who has blown 5 other guys before she meets him for dinner.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,328

@596,316 (E)
all the men trying to pursue me rn, i told them i work cuz i thought it would deter them but nope. i dont wanna date tho

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· !xqlNKJ6FBE5.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,330

@596,320 (E)
> Right but most men aren't dating a woman who has blown 5 other guys before she meets him for dinner

You a guy with glass always empty. Me mine is always going full. So you're telling me you would rather have some inexperienced girl give you a BJ, instead of one with lots of experience.

·Anonymous E5.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,352

@596,328 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> all the men trying to pursue me rn, i told them i work cuz i thought it would deter them but nope.

They're probably gay and get turned on by the smell of cum on your breath when they kiss you.

·Syntax5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,354

I pay $500 for a blowjob from the nurses at Shady Acres.
No matter if they B man or woman, lol.
A mouth B a mouth.

·Syntax5.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,359

Cloned from Renowned Boun Hunter.jpg@previous (Syntax)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #596,382

@596,352 (E)
i dont kiss em

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