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Topic: HOW TO GET THE CORRECT PEANUT BUTTER:JELLY RATIO??!?!?!

+Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ5.3 years ago #56,848

I'VE JUST MADE 6 SAND-WHICHES WITH INCORRECT PB:J RATIO AND I AM NOW FORCED TO EAT THEM. HOW DO I DO I ACHIEVE PERFECT PB:J?????

+Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #594,255

Get a real job and eat real food. Stop getting food stamps and eating poor people food.

·Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #594,258

@previous (B)
Dude I have a job and thats why I can buy bread at my store as well as jelly & peanut butter. Now that isn't the question, how do I get the correct ratio for PB:J?

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,262

@previous (Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ)
Are you really this stupid?

·Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,268

@previous (B)
no I just cant make correct sandwhiches. I really need the correct ratio pls

+Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,273

@previous (Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ)
Were you born in a cabbage patch?

There should always be a little more peanut butter than jelly in your sandwich, and the perfect ratio would be 2 to 1. If you're using two butter knife-swabs of peanut butter, pair it with one of jelly

Look at Youtube for instructions.

·Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,277

@previous (C)
Thank you kind sir. I will now go on my quest to make the perfect PBJ. Your guidance is much helpful.

+Anonymous D5.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,282

@previous (Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ)
Eat shit and die a thousand deaths!

·Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,290

@previous (D)
I'd rather not

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc5.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,314

u smear the peanut butter thin then make a border with the peanut butter. then you put the jelly inside the border. the ratio is always 1000:1000

(Edited 11 seconds later.)


·Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,316

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
thank you for your information

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc5.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #594,328

@previous (Lalotax !IVGhnqIAoQ)
💯

+Anonymous F5.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #594,343

Always was told the amount of either sisnt matter. Just ensure to have the peanut butter on top and jelly on the bottom. Otherwise it doesn't work

Protip before you close the sandwich make sure the peanut butter is ontop by painting it last. If you paint one slice of bread with jelly leaving you with the peanut butter side waiting to place ontop of the jelly this making the sandwich edible.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

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