Topic: Tricking eels into kissing me

+Murasa !AiQkqOKm/c — 5.5 years ago #56,757

Hey Tinychan,
what are some good tips for tricking eels into kissing me?

+Anonymous B — 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #593,774

Tell him you are a gay as well

+Anonymous C — 5.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #593,776

@OP
Eat only bananas for a few days. Get an early morning bowel movement and get about a tablespoon of the pale colored poop. Mash up and add a teaspoon of red food coloring. Apply to lips. The smell and taste will drive him wild and Eels will be all over you for some kisses.

+Anonymous D — 5.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #593,804

Syntax got EEls to fuck Matt for just $50. Maybe try that.

+Biologist Anon — 5.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #593,805

I advise you not kiss "eels" because they can sting you and it will hurt, unless you're Asian.

+Harley !QUinNlYQxU — 5.5 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #593,827

What

·sage (OP) — 5.5 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #594,678

@593,804 (D)
> Syntax got EEls to fuck Matt for just $50. Maybe try that.

Damn, eels is a cheap bitch!

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