Topic: pray

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.4 years ago #56,650

im paralyzed in bed from stomach pain i am just wasting time cuz gettin up to grab a pain killer gonna make me cry from pain n effort was nice knowing yall really thx for attending my ted talk im dying so oh my god what is occuring to me like i just contemplate 911 but im shy lol

+TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #592,428

Call someone, or call 911.
Pls don't die, u r, like, the best personally here by far.

+Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,434

It sounds like an ectopic pregnancy. Call 911 because you might in fact be dying.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,436

wtf

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,437

@592,434 (C)
they checked n said that isnt it

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 26 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,438

@592,428 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
i have to shwr if i go to hospital but the effort

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,439

okay ill go

+Anonymous D — 5.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,440

Go nigga goddang!

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,441

@592,437 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Then maybe pancreatic cancer or a stomach ulcer, something like that.

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,442

@previous (C)
Depends, is it a long therm thing she was been feeling for a long time? Or is it a short therm thing? If it is short therm then very likely it is something common like food poisoning or a infection(like appendicitis) - both still dangerous - saying it may be cancer, while true, is kinda a stretch.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,443

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
start last night n continue. im in hospital but its been almost 2hr they told me to wait

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,444

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Is there vomit or diarrhea? Hope you get attention soon.
In March i got food poisoning, spent a night vomiting and shitting, really bad stuff, but by the time i went to the doctor(very early in the morning) i was already feeling better. Watch a comedy or something comfortable, it helps.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,445

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
i literally can not move. i tried that last night i didnt sleep. the doc came n gave me pills n iv for pain. cant wait til it kick in

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,446

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,447

What will this forum do if ducky dies so soon after Eco? Who'll post here?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,448

@previous (C)
fok

+Anonymous E — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,450

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Covid test?

+Vegan Anon — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,451

Please be fine. We already lost one vegan, we don't want to lose another. We deserve life more than meat eaters. #StayStrong

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,453

@592,446 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Damn. That's rough, did they take blood for a blood test?

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,454

@592,448 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Make sure you tell the doctors what you do for a living, it might help them narrow down the problem, and could also lead to a few more affluent clients.

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,455

@592,451 (Vegan Anon)
Lul, that's stupid.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,456

@592,453 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
> did they take blood for a blood test?

No they took it to decorate the staff Christmas cake, you fucking nimrod.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,457

@592,454 (C)
i always do

@592,453 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
yes

@592,451 (Vegan Anon)
who

@592,450 (E)
no

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,459

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Ducks please Please Please be OK
Wishing you the very best and will send flowers

·Vegan Anon — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,460

@592,457 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Eco was also vegan. He was cruelty-free.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 56 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,469

@previous (Vegan Anon)
didnt know. im in wheelchair now

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,470

@592,456 (C)
Since blood wasn't mentioned before in the conversation, it's easy to notice that i wasn't asking why the blood was drawn, but if and when.
The only fucking nimrod here is you. When you develop your interpretation skills over the age of 10 you can come talk to me.
Thanks.

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,471

@592,469 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Fuck. Have any results come back?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 44 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,472

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
is this free healthcare? i been here since before 10am
now its 3 36pm
no results.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,473

is dis wat its like in usa

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,474

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Are they in overload with Covid patients?

Have they said anything helpful or is what you have just a mystery

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,475

@previous (Syntax)
nope its reg hospital not packed not empty
they jus taking tests rn
i was too slow so gave me a wheelchair

+Anonymous G — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,476

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Hope things are ok....wishing you a speedy recovery!

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,477

@592,475 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

You asked about USA - By now they will have racked up a bill for about $1500 AND have reason to keep you longer to run up the bill

At least in Canada there is no reason to keep you longer than necessary.

If they drew fluids out of stomach - doing a culture takes time lots of time to grow what bugs may be in there.

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,478

@592,472 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Are you better?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,479

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
nooooo

@592,477 (Syntax)
was blood n ultrasound

@592,476 (G)
i hope it end today

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,481

lkay i left! i feel better
m they gave me morphine to take home

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,483

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

So like did they give you a clue what it is?

Morphine? Yikes

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,484

@previous (Syntax)
i have tummy infection

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,485

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Yeah, makes sense.
Also, damn, morphine, be careful with this, last thing u need is an addiction.
Make some chicken stock if you can, it's an easy food to digest and also a confort food.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,486

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
im a sad vegan. soup wud be nice tho
i dont rly wsnt to touch the morphine. now i wanna vomit

·Vegan Anon — 5.4 years ago, 8 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,487

@592,485 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
*Veggie stock

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,488

@previous (Vegan Anon)
that's good too

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,489

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
but da effort

ok i vomited i feeo better. i gave my prescription to roommate i hope he does it n doesnt pass out. im sick one. ima pass out

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,490

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ask your roommate to make some vegie soup for you, the Adam Ragusea one.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,491

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
i cook better dan him

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,492

fuck i forgot it my moms bday n i ordered connolis for her to pick up today n now no one did

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,493

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Call the store when you can, explain what happened, also call you mom please.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,494

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
i txting her but im not telling her i went to the hospital shell freak out. i told my bro im in hospital and i told her i have crippling cramps lol. now idk if my bro told my dad cuz my dad randomly txt me and said if u dont feel well tmo just come next week. aww i feel bad. i was lookin forward to today

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,495

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
In my last birthday i had diarrhea in the pizzaria(this rhymes lul), went there 6PM left at 7PM just after eating three slices, spent 10min in the men's toilet, then 20min eating pizza with stomach pain. Anyways, u going 2 b ok,don't b afraid 2 ask 4 help if u need it.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,496

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
lmao u went to the toilet cuz u got food poisoning from the pizza and then u went to continue eating the pizza?? lool. ye i made my roommate get my pills. i mean i asked

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,502

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
No, it wasn't food poisoning, and it wasn't caused by the pizza. Just happened that i got a bad stomach the same day. Still, didn't get to enjoy it fully that day.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,503

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
damn . im not even gonna eat today. have 0 appetite n somehow still vomited earlier. im good lol

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,504

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Try to take little sips or tablespoons of water, so you don't get dehydrated.

+A Proud Negro — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,506

@592,503 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What TGM said. Try and get little bits of water down. You do not want to dehydrate on top of this. Good luck.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 31 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,507

i am drinking water only thank u guys

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #592,508

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You're welcome. :)

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,546

@592,494 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Do your folks know you're a hooker?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,547

@previous (C)
of course not. like cmon lol. no one knows. unless i tell em. but i been protesting in the lockdown protests in lingerie n ppl b messaging my work phone n say "i saw you" n im like fuck

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,548

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What would you do if your brothel said you've a client waiting and you walked into the room and found your dad stripped to the waist? Would it be awkward or would you both laugh it off?

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,549

@592,547 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Congratulations, u just got some people to search "canada lockdown protests".

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,550

@592,548 (C)
i stopped working at brothels i got my own place also even when i worked at brothels i booked my own clients

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
lmfao

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,552

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Anyways, how's the tummy situation?

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,553

@592,550 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
A lot of guys use false names when booking a hooker. What would happen if you opened your door for a new client and found your dad standing there?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,554

@previous (C)
i havent seen anyone new all year long

@592,552 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
it still hurt but i not crippled. i gonna make hot n sour soup. lol

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,555

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
But IF it happened, what would you do?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,560

@previous (C)
im not a idiot tool who just put my address out there n number n say first cum first serve in any anonymous weirdo msg me i just give em my address n say cum on in? id be dead by now

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,564

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
How do you do the quality control of clients?

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,565

@592,546 (C)
@592,547 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

This reply which I considered doing as Anon will cost me - Yet I hope in sum alternate university Ducks at least Grins -

@592,546 (C)
> Do your folks know you're a hooker?

Ducks says No

I wood say as Anon - Of course as they get a Family Discount

NOW B4 ANYONE here gets all on High Horse - ducky is Egyptian and her MOST Famous Queen of Egypt MARRIED HER BROTHER So he got more than just the family discount

Just Saying

PS: Ducky how about Yogurt? Bad bugs in Stomach and Yogurt is most famous for fixing such

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,566

@previous (Syntax)
Yeah, yogurt is really good as well as probiotic food.

+Anonymous I — 5.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,569

@592,564 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
She demands their facebook accounts.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,576

@592,560 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ok but say for example one of your clients is a poker or golf buddy of your dad's and he recommends you to him, so one day you get a call or an email from a guy wanting to book you and you realize it's your dad. What would you do?

·PINWORM — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,577

@previous (C)
Me think incest gives you wood. Were you drilled up the ass by your father or possible an uncle? Maybe forced to lick the platter puss of a fat aunt or something?

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,578

@previous (PINWORM)@previous (PINWORM)
Are you ducky or syntax?

+Anonymous J — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #592,584

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
PINWORM mother, married her brother. All three now have family sex together.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,592

@592,576 (C)
my dad has no friends

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,593

@592,564 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
theres reviews on clients too

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,594

@592,566 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
i have a whole ass infection n im taking heavy meds, i really fucking doubt doing anything to my diet will do fuck all lol

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,597

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Sorry, forgot you're vegan. What i meant is: such foods are easier to digest, which means less discomfort and inflammation, also confort food which makes you feel better. There's probably vegan alternatives. Also, if you're taking antibiotics, probiotic food gonna help you regain your intestinal flora. Food is a important part of healing, lul.
Anyways, hope you get better.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,600

@592,592 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ok, then say your dad overheard someone talking about a great hooker he uses so he asked the guy for your number, and then when he calls to book you, you realize it's your dad. What would you do?

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,601

@592,597 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
Also, you, stop simping.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,602

@592,600 (C)
my dad dont see hookers

@592,597 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
i am made soup n cud barely eat it lol

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,605

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
How can you possibly know your dad doesn't see hookers?

·Anonymous D — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,606

@previous (C)
Duuuuh idiot his Dad dont have friends brodie

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,608

@592,605 (C)
not everyone sees hookers. n he doesnt go anywhere.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,609

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Maybe the hookers visit him? House calls.

Something else I wanted to ask you, has a client ever offered you an extra 50 bucks to do you without a condom?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,610

@previous (C)
yes n im like bruh

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,611

@592,601 (C)
Lul, I'll simp as much as i want, faggot.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,612

yeah imma simp too

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,614

@592,610 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Do you do women or only men?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,617

@previous (C)
jus men easier to fake with lol

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,619

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> jus men easier to fake with lol

Damn... cold af.

·Oh — 5.4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,621

@592,605 (C)
> How can you possibly know your dad doesn't see hookers?
So you telling us your MoM is that Hot?

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,623

@592,617 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
How often do you have an orgasm with a client?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,624

@592,619 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
how so

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,625

@592,623 (C)
i only just recently learned to orgasm during sex. i can orgasm w clients sometimes now its random

·? — 5.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,626

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Does not say much for quality of your prior lovers.
I will not cum until I get my girl off first. Usually a few O's by going down on her before penetration.

Yes just one GF who could not orgasm no matter what I did. I think it was an anti-depressant she took. She did say she could get herself off. I guess I should have let her do that before starting to do foreplay with her. Still it was a fun relationship.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,627

@592,625 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Do you offer cum swallowing? If yes what's the price?

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,642

@592,626 (?)
Any man not doing kegels is a loser.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,650

@592,626 (?)
actually my orgasm has nothing to do with men and everything to do with me

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,653

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Explain.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,655

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
girl: i dont cum during sex
boy: dayum u lovers lacking. ill make u cum tho u jus havent had me.

obnoxious and annoying attitude. i didnt cum cuz i didnt cum. i had plenty great sex

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,656

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
@592,627 (C)
> Do you offer cum swallowing? If yes what's the price?

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,657

@592,655 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Yeah, that's shitty. Guess there's a feeling that a man isn't manly enough if he can't make a woman cum, also, it feels kinda unfair.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,661

@592,656 (C)
ya lol prices is secret

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,662

@592,657 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
its jus annoying cuz its not like i didnt enjoy sex. men have to release, not women

·Anonymous J — 5.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,664

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> men have to release, not women
Not always true - In fact I fake it on occasion because I have moved past release - If it takes her over 45-50 minutes to have O's via penetration I just say well I fully enjoyed all the play and it's time for dinner or a movie and just fake it. Release it next time OR Self Relief if necessary but usually next time happens as It is not that often I fake it.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,665

@592,657 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
I thought I told you to stop simping.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,666

@592,661 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Have you ever swallowed a load that made you want to vomit?

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,672

@592,662 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
based

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,674

@592,665 (C)
@592,611 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
> Lul, I'll simp as much as i want, faggot.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,676

@592,664 (J)
ok, but what i said is true. got nun 2 do w the man. same w eating out. i hate being eaten out mans go "theyre doing it wrong, try me ill have u squirting" 🤡🤡🤡 so annoying

@592,666 (C)
no those ladies so dramatic

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,680

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Have you ever had a guy try to put something in your ass even though you made it clear you don't do that?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,681

@previous (C)
no but if they did im yelling n my roommate gonna bust in n kick someones ass

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,690

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Has a guy ever asked for a refund?

·lololololololololololol — 5.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,692

@previous (C)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,698

@592,690 (C)
noo loooooool thats absurd he can just never come back if didnt enjoy.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,704

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Has a client ever had a dick so massive that you couldn't handle it?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,705

@previous (C)
yeah and he was actually an asshole. he knew he have a massive dick and would hold onto his cum until the timer goes off. the hed cum. he makes you take his penetration for the full time like idk wtf his problem is. they tricked me at brothel lol he booked some girl again he showed uo shes like ummmm no sorry n the madam goes ducky u want? im like ya ok n then i cudnt work for rest of the day.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,706

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
And have you ever had a client with a micropenis?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,707

@previous (C)
yeah he didnt try to fuck at all lol n it was size of my finger n i have smol hands

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,710

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> yeah he didnt try to fuck at all lol n it was size of my finger n i have smol hands

How did you give him his money's worth?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,711

@previous (C)
hes the one who paid knowing he wasnt gonna fuck n had a microdick. we just did foreplay. he was happy. he likes feet.

also the only way its legal is u pay for the time. so book me for an hour. theres no discount if we dont do certain things. i am legal hooker

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,712

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Have you ever fucked a client who absolutely disgusted you?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,713

@previous (C)
yes theres this one fucker i saved him as Sloppy and i told him i dont wanna see him anymore ever again n he keeps tryna book me. no.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,714

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What's so disgusting about him?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,715

@previous (C)
sloppiest kisser i ever kissed and insists on kissing the whole time without a breath hes super weird he gives u a full on shoulder massage when u suck his dick its very uncalled for and intense and when he cums he asks how much time he has left and will literally nap and not leave until the time is up so he gets his moneys worth. yes he is indian.

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,716

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Has a client ever unloaded his psychological issues on you and started crying?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,718

@previous (C)
no but one time at the brothel the other girl got her regular
turns out just as he was going to the door he got a call i think someone close in his family died idr
he told her and then he said he still wanted to pay n stay n they didnt fuck n he jus cried n they talked lol :(

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,719

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What's the weirdest/sickest thing a client has ever asked you to do?

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,720

@592,715 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Kissing a hooker? Guys do that?
That's lowkey disgusting, no offense.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,721

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
i never even made out w any long term bfs. i dont like making out. wish theyd stop going down on me too lol

@592,719 (C)
sum indian dude cal me ask to take my poop i call bluff i said yeah cum on in. he didnt lol

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,722

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I didn't understand your answer, re-write it in coherent English please. What's the weirdest/sickest thing a client has ever asked you to do?

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,723

@592,721 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> wish theyd stop going down on me too lol

Most sad lonely men only ever want to eat out a cunt. It's a psychological thing.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,728

@592,722 (C)
read it slowly

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,729

@592,723 (C)
plenty good lookin clients go down on me too. everyone goes down on everyone now.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,732

my dumbass keeps going to bed without a pain killer cuz i feel fine then wake up mid sleep dying lol

+Anonymous K — 5.4 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,734

Maybe u have a parasite

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,738

@592,728 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Approximately how many clients did you do a week before Covid shut things down?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,739

@previous (C)
idk it depend how i feel like. i work when i wanna. sometimes 0 sometimes many. lol

oops i slept thru my blood work appointment cuz yeah. idc anymore. this is exhausting.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,740

i wanna cry im so exhaus6ed i just woke up im just gonna cry to start the day. i miss work i miss working i want my money this is so stressful. im greatful u have a savings account but still

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,742

@592,739 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Have you ever kissed one client having just swallowed another guy's jizz a short while ago?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,743

@previous (C)
u shud make a attn ducky sex work topic

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,746

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I will. Please answer that last question first and then I'll make a new thread.

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,747

@592,740 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Is there anyone to help you?
Yeah, times are tough, i try to focus on the good stuff and find force to do my things. It's going to be OK.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,750

@592,746 (C)
yes lol

@previous (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
god is w me

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,758

@592,747 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
If I have to tell you to stop simping once more there's going to be trouble in this thread.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,759

@previous (C)
why cant he simp

·TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R — 5.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,761

@592,758 (C)
Spoken like a true faggot.

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,762

@592,750 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Has a client ever asked you to suck on a mint for a while because your breath smells like another man's cock?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,796

@previous (C)
make new thread

·Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 15 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,836

@592,761 (TGM !!1kLhj6Dm5R)
And you: you're lucky this thread is now over, simp.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #592,839

@previous (C)
i lose

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #593,018

so its been a week and 1 week later i see i completely fucked up my medicine and idk what pills i was swallowing anymore cuz all my pills r full. i cant adult.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #593,021

fuck dis i email the doc and i said fuck you im done taking ur fucking pills.

+quack — 5.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #593,022

you got covid aids from being a hooker

·Anonymous D — 5.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #593,030

@593,021 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Hopefully u call his bluff and he prepares you a fun and friendly color coded sth you can use to keep track of your pillaging

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #593,048

@previous (D)
i decided to take da pills

·Anonymous D — 5.4 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #593,062

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ez pz

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