Topic: A poem for Bert

+Henry Wadsworth Longfellow — 5.5 years ago #56,608

While I write upon these walls,
Bert rolls his shit in little balls.
And as he reads my words of wit,
he eats those little balls of shit.

+Anonymous B — 5.5 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #591,877

Bert has to use a shop vac
When he shaves his mom's back

Sorry, that was all I could come up with.

+Anonymous C — 5.4 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,537

A song for bert instead?

+Magda — 5.4 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,586

Has Bert quit drinking?

+Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,637

@previous (Magda)

LOL No not at all. For about three years he was living on the street - He even begged for money so I sent him some via Western Union - Such a Mistrake.
He did get Jobs and quickly got fired for showing up drunk and ran out of companies that wood hire him. His mother needed care re diaper changing so he moved in with her - However that house is foreclosed so he soon will be back on street.

+Anonymous F — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,639

@previous (Syntax)

LOGORRHEA!

+Magda !!sOovnovRN9 — 5.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,641

@592,637 (Syntax)
I'm sorry to hear that. I like Bert.
Do you know what happened to his mother?

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,663

@previous (Magda !!sOovnovRN9)
Bert and I wood have to look again so 4get but he is around 55 so his MoM is aged - cannot get around but he never detailed much except for bed pan issues which is sister gave up on and bert needed a floor to live on so he moved in - and she gets social security so he has sum food but not enough to buy cigarettes so he is out daily looking in trash cans for bottles to turn in for cig money

He got banned on MC again this time life time again and again and of course it's for on net molesting of woman -

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,820

@592,637 (Syntax)
ur both in usa - why use western union.

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,849

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

If you live on the street and have no home address how else does one send money? I think it cost me $5 to use that service.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,855

@previous (Syntax)
he doesnt have a bank account either !? dayum lol

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,859

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

No clue but he does have home address currently until bank sells the place. Probably no bank account because banks in USA charge a fee monthly unless you have a few $1000 or so. Any money he gets from collecting cans and bottles goes for Cigs and Booze

Also A MC member sent him some money the same way - He goes by Eric on MC and forget his prior monikers - Lives in London and had a great job as Lighting Tech for major shows which of course are now CLOSED - Oh and he admits he has not had female body contact for about 30 years now. Of course he does have Mom and and well nuff said.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,860

why r u tools sending money to a homeless man across the world/ country...just go outside n help ur local hobos lol

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,862

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Grrrrrrrr I just rote a long long reply 2U in new Sex topic and hit the Reply button cause I am spending 2much tyme in a forum on politics where that is the button one uses instead of post and LOST A Lot of good work and will have to do LATER

Why is easy to answer - Local Hobos I do not no them in any personal way and bert or sum other looooong term net friend who is in winter in cold harsh climate and starving - I can help and where the fuck is Wade?

Once upon a tyme I was ready to send Wade some spare cash - I made a Killing on Stock Market other day and will have to pay US Tax a bunch on it cause Uber hit the stock market and two days later I sold wot I bought at 2X what I paid - Spending wayyyyyy to much on Champagne re Election however

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,864

@previous (Syntax)
send me cash

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,869

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Given your dad makes a nice salary - I am sure he wood be willing to help you out - Dats what dads R 4

And you never update us on your Bro - by now he is making a small fortune Rite?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,872

@previous (Syntax)
broo he is one of the screwed ones lol was suppose to be a very promising year for him but lockdown. now he got a job offer finally but lockdown so everyone jus waiting

·Syntax — 5.4 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #592,878

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

That is Sad turn of events

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