Topic: last time i had sex was 5 years ago

+Anonymous A — 5.5 years ago #56,592

i kind of miss it

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #591,626

if i never had sex again, id be pretty ok

+Anonymous C — 5.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #591,629

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Your pussy must be worn out to shit by now.

+Syntax — 5.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #591,631

WHAT? WOT? WAT?

When I am approaching 115 yrs old or so and for sure I want to die from ultimate ORGASM.
They say it shrinks but even a clitoris sized weapon still should have some useful results if wot they say is true.

Sure on occasions in life a sex episode has failed to live up to wot I expected BUT NEVER EVER has Love making Sex failed to live up2

+Anonymous E — 5.5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,634

@OP
Крест и меч

·Anonymous E — 5.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,635

Когда мой коммент прочитаете я уже буду арестован либо мертв я прост Мы победим слава всем нам

·Anonymous E — 5.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,637

Дорога воина - это дорога сильных духом,
Это - стоять до конца, когда вокруг всё рухнуло.
Дорога воина - это совесть и честь,
Это - когда потомки смогут о тебе прочесть.

Это не лесть и слабость, не тоска и усталость -
Это когда любая битва в радость
Когда в старости бравость осталась,
Когда молодость войной ковалась,
Когда жалость сбежала и жало
Страха твоя ярость сожрала.

·Anonymous E — 5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,638

+Translator Anon — 5.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,640

@591,634 (E)
> Крест и меч

Cross and sword

@591,635 (E)
> Когда мой коммент прочитаете я уже буду арестован либо мертв я прост Мы победим слава всем нам

When you read my comment, I'll be arrested or I'm dead, I'm simple We will defeat glory to all of us

@591,637 (E)
> Дорога воина - это дорога сильных духом,
> Это - стоять до конца, когда вокруг всё рухнуло.
> Дорога воина - это совесть и честь,
> Это - когда потомки смогут о тебе прочесть.
>
> Это не лесть и слабость, не тоска и усталость -
> Это когда любая битва в радость
> Когда в старости бравость осталась,
> Когда молодость войной ковалась,
> Когда жалость сбежала и жало
> Страха твоя ярость сожрала.

The road of the warrior is the road of the strong in spirit,
It is to stand until the end when everything collapsed around.
The path of a warrior...

This poster "Anonymous E" is speaking illegible Russian gibberish.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,641

@591,629 (C)
nope its still tight. 0 babies lulz

·Anonymous C — 5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,643

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What about your asshole?

·Syntax — 5.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,645

@previous (C)

Hey doooooon't you think that is getting to personal?

·Anonymous C — 5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,646

@previous (Syntax)
Funny question from the guy who stalks the shit out of everyone.

·Syntax — 5.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,648

@previous (C)

I dooooooon't stalk Ducky. Do I stalk you?

I dooooon't stalk anyone but fully admit curiosity about people and do keep track of Matt the Pedophile and Paul jr the Bum

Poor Paul JR With his man Trump loosing and Biden winning by a LANDSLIDE

Anyway I was just backing Ducks and Anon C you shud not be concerned about Ducks backside

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,649

im 2 beers in bros

·Anonymous C — 5.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,651

@591,648 (Syntax)

> Anyway I was just backing Ducks and Anon C you shud not be concerned about Ducks backside

Funny comment from the guy who randomly started telling her how to wipe her ass.

·Syntax — 5.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,653

@previous (C)

Excuse me buttttt (pardon the pun)

That started out as a verification as to was Ducky really female - She flunked that test

Best guess is that if there really is a God then that God was looking to future on making money on items like this

Women who no not how to wipe end up spending money on such Anti Fungals - What dumb kind of creator wood put the sewage outlet so close to the Good Place

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,659

@591,643 (C)
i only poop out kt

·Anonymous C — 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,660

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Prude.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,663

@previous (C)
i think bout adding it 2 mah menu

+Anonymous G — 5.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,667

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
If you dress up as guy, you can sell it to gay guys.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,668

@previous (G)
yeah thats much more reasonable than just offering anal as a woman

+Anonymous H — 5.5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,684

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Increases the market place. This is a silly reply because that back door must remain virgin.

+Anonymous I — 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,686

@previous (H)
syntax detected

·Syntax — 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,691

@previous (I)

Guilty as charged

+Anonymous J — 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,694

@591,638 (E)
I don't get it.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,695

Last time I had sex was never

·Virgin Anon — 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,699

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

Yeah, me too. What's the big deal withbsex anyway? You put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, put it, pull out, and then you cum. I could have done all of that in fraction of time yanking my penis while watching porn.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,700

@previous (Virgin Anon)
i can cum in seconds

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,705

yes it's over rated
but nice nonetheless

when i was on antidepressants my sex drive was completely gone and would never feel aroused, for years

·Anonymous H — 5.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,720

@591,695 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
> Last time I had sex was never

Ducky is available and the two of you have history. Of course you will need to be able to afford her.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 5.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,730

@previous (H)
I don't think so

·Anonymous D — 5.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,745

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Did you turn into faggot?

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 5.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,762

@previous (D)
Ye

·Anonymous H — 5.5 years ago, 14 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,769

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Why you hot on sticking dick in mans asshole.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 5.5 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #591,788

@previous (H)
jk

+Anonymous M — 5.5 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #591,860

@OP
i can't go for more than a couple of weeks without sex or i act out in public.

> be white guy in line at golden corral
> juicy black girl in front of me catches me checking out her ass and tits
> temporarily blinded by contrast when she chimp-grins
> 5 mins later
> swagger on over next to her by the meatloaf
> tell her to go into the women's bathroom
> two minutes later she's up against the stall door with her pants around her knees
> put three fingers in her cunt and she starts making chimp noises
> nigger is wet as fuck already
> press her up against the stall door
> "I'm gonna rape you like Nanking"
> first thrust, hard, balls deep, bitch is making way too much noise but I don't care
> not even 10 pumps into it her legs start shaking
> her bladder just gives up and she drenches her jeans down around her knees
> keep fucking her while she screams like a fucking monkey
> "You ready for this white-white?"
> blow load right into her as I pull back on her hair, which I then realize is a fucking wig
> biggest load I ever blew
> she starts pulling up her panties and jeans and realizes they're soaking wet
> "I HAD A ACCI-DENT"
> bust out laughing
> chimp tries to hug up on me while I'm fastening my belt
> "say you my man"
> "say you my nigga"
> "WHY YOU SO PALE?"
> me: "Because I'm more highly evolved."
> walk out of bathroom, run into nigger waitress, flip tray of dirty ass plates out of her hands
> walk out
> identify some fucking pancakes on 4chan

+Symtax — 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #591,861

@previous (M)

+chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 5.5 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #591,887

@591,705 (A)
I used to always have a crazy high libido but lately it's totally completely gone.

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