Topic: My new roommate and I had anal for the first time last nite

+Loose Anon — 5.5 years ago #56,565

For some reason now, every time I walk, it feels like something's gonna fall out of my buttocks. Anyone know the reason? It's not a bowel movement, btw.

+Anonymous B — 5.5 years ago, 31 minutes later[T] [B] #591,321

Your colon is inflamed. Take a few ibuprofen and go to sleep.

+Anonymous C — 5.5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #591,322

It is your brain falling out of your asshole.

·Thankful Anon (OP) — 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,325

@591,321 (B)
> Your colon is inflamed. Take a few ibuprofen and go to sleep.
Oh, thanks. I was unaware that was a cause but I feel like I should’ve known. Anyhow, thanks for the tip!

+Anonymous D — 5.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,326

Someone pays his own money to keep this site going.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #591,330

@previous (D)
i would legit pay

·Anonymous B — 5.5 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #591,353

@591,325 (Thankful Anon)
You're welcome. Next time he packs your shit lube up with some kind of hemorrhoid ointment.

·Prepared Anon (OP) — 5.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #591,363

@previous (B)
Oh, yeah. Lol. Will definitely keep that in mind. I'll be more prepared next time. I'll also have suppositories handy.

+Anonymous F — 5.5 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #591,392

What a helpful thread

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