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Topic: MOST WOMEN ARE LYING, CHEATING WHORES, WHO FUCK EVERY TOM, DICK, AND HARRY WHEN YOU AT-WORK.

+Eco — 5.7 years ago #56,428

PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME NOT TO GET MAD AT WOMEN FOR BEING LYING, CHEATING WHORES, WHO FUCK EVERY TOM, DICK, AND HARRY WHEN YOU AT-WORK OR RUNNING ERRANDS, TO WHICH I INVOKE THIS QUOTATION BY BLACK SKETCH COMEDIAN, DAVID CHAPELLE:
"THAT'S OKAY...I DON'T NEED YOU, HONEY;
I BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME $MONEY$!!!"

~. D. CHAPELLE; #WhackTheWeasel #SpankingTheMonkey #ChokingTheChicken #SketchComedy #masturbation

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT MOST WOMEN DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF BEING 'HONEST', 'FAITHFUL' AND 'LOYAL', AND THEY WOULD RATHER LEAD YOU ON TO THINK THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR THEM, BUT HALF OF THEM ARE SUCKING DICK FOR TOKES OR LINES OF BLOW, AND THEN COMING HOME TO YOU AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED AND THEY AREN'T WHORING THEMSELVES OUT FOR GIFTS AND FAVORS. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT; I'D ALMOST RATHER REMAIN 'CELIBATE', AND JUST WATCH PORN AND WHACK-OFF, AS OPPOSED TO BEING CONSTANTLY CHEATED ON WITH JAMAL THE COKE-DEALER.

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #590,024

US MEN ARE EXPECTED TO REMAIN FAITHFUL AND OBEDIENT IN RELATIONSHIPS, WHILE THE WOMEN 'KEEP THEIR OPTIONS OPEN', CLAIM TO BE 'POLYAMOROUS', WON'T COMMIT TO RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE THEY WANT THE OPTION OF DIFFERENT DICK EVERY NIGHT, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO PROVIDE FOR THEM AND SHOWER THEM IN GIFTS AND FEED THEIR ASSES???

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·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 53 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #590,025

THEY CHEAT OUT OF SPITE, THEY CHEAT JUST TO GET A TASTE OF NEW DICK, THEY CHEAT FOR THE THRILL OF GETTING CAUGHT EVEN, THEY CHEAT OUT OF REVENGE WHEN THEY THINK YOU ARE CHEATING ON THEM, BUT MOST WOMEN CHEAT, SOONER OR LATER, OR IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER. THEY FLIRT AND EMOTIONALLY CHEAT

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #590,026

SOURCE: DUDE WHO HAS BEEN CHEATED ON 3 FUCKING TIMES, By 3 UNFAITHFUL #BROADS....(JESSICA, ADINA, AND BRITTANY).

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #590,027

WHAT ABOUT US 'HOPELESS ROMANTIC' MEN WHO STILL BELIEVE TRUE LOVE IS A COMMITTED MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP???

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #590,028

YOU THINK US INNOCENT, WELL-MEANING, LOVING, FAITHFUL GUYS WANNA GET 'CUCKED' BY YOU #SLUTS? YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK US INTO LICKING ANOTHER DUDE'S JIZZ OUT OF YOUR TWAT, WHICH YOU DELIBERATELY TRY TO GET US TO DO...I JUST WON'T GO DOWN ON YOU ANY TIME I SUSPECT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN UNFAITHFUL. AND THEN I WILL KICK YOUR ASS TO THE CURB FASTER THAN YESTERDAY'S #GARBAGE.

YOU THINK I CAN'T EASILY PULL YOUR PHONE RECORDS AND FIND OUT WHO YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO, BITCH?! TRY ME; I'LL HAVE PEOPLE FOLLOW YOU AROUND NIGHT AND DAY.

||| Eco |||

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

+Anonymous B — 5.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,052

tell it how it is, brother!
everyone HATES cheaters
its so fucking dumb to do that

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,075

TRUE DAT, BRO. YOU DON'T PLAY #GAMES WITH A MAN'S HEART AND HEAD. TOO MANY WOMEN TRY TO.

CHEATERS = #SNEAKY PPL. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO PUT IT.

~e.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,077

reported for copying me

+Anonymous D — 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,092

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
show me your tits
I am going to jack off when I see them
> I don't know how to do the kik
> went to kik and I know its not going to work
I made a burner email right now
showmeyourtits14@gmail.com
sext me bb I will squirt huge load of my sexual fluid for you. my balls are swole up from not being drained for too long

> surprised that name is available
> showmeyourtits is taken but not 14
> I always use the number 14 because of the 14 words

·Anonymous D — 5.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,093

@590,077 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I have a particular set of skills, skills that make me a monster to sluts like you

Surrender the breast pics now and I can promise no harm will come to you and your loved ones

delay and you risk awakening my inner rage

·Anonymous D — 5.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,094

@590,077 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
will probably not do any internet until tomorrow
I will be saving this huge load so when I look I expect to see them boobies

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,096

@590,092 (D)
LMFAOOOOO

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,097

WTF I READ Lol

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+Anonymous E — 5.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,098

Dis thred....

Sweet guit

+D — 5.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #590,120

@590,092 (D)
Did you get the pics I sent? Do you like?

+Anonymous G — 5.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #590,175

If I was a woman I'd cheat on Eco because no woman with normal self esteem would date him. Any woman who is so low in self esteem that she chooses to date him should practice her flirting skills, stand on a corner and smile at every man who walks past. After a few days she's bound to have spoken to a large number of men and been invited on dates or "back to my place", which she should take up the offer.

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