Topic: "IF YOU KEEP HANGING OUT WITH 'BUMS', 'WHORES', AND 'JUNKIES', YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER GET BETTER" ~MAM
+Eco — 5.7 years ago #56,415
"I GOTTA GET #DRUNK...BEFORE THE DAY BEGINS...BEFORE MY MOTHER STARTS BITCHING...ABOUT MY FRIENDS..." ~ Eazy-E (RIP).AIN'T THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH...EVERY MORNING, MY MOMS CALLS TO LECTURE ME ABOUT MY #LIFESTYLE AND THE 'COMPANY I KEEP'.
"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....IF YOU KEEP HANGING OUT WITH 'BUMS', 'WHORES', AND 'JUNKIES', YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER GET BETTER" ~MAMA NAYLER.
NEWSFLASH MOM; I LOVE MY LIFE. AND THOSE JUNKIES, BUMS, AND HOES ARE MORE #LOYAL THAN HALF OF MY HYPOCRITICAL CHRISTIAN FAM MEMBERS, SORRY TO SAY. YOU WONDER WHY I DISOWNED MY FAMILY. MY STREET FAM HAS MY BACK.
R.I.P Eazy-E
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#CANADIANS NEED THE 'RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS'; MOTHAFUCKAS BE ROBBING AND SCAMMING ME EVERY DAY; I AM ENTITLED TO PROTECTION.·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,000
"FURTHERMORE, SUSAN...I WOULDN'T BE THE LEAST-BIT SURPRISED TO FIND OUT THAT ALL 4 OF THEM HABITUALLY SMOKED #MARIJUANA #CIGARETTES!!!!...#REEFER!"~Sublime.
#Smoke2Joints#CANNABIS #GANJA #DevlisLettuce #420.
·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #590,001
Think you can RHYME BETTER THAN ME?! Well Dawg, JUST PROVE IT! WE’LL SEE! We’ll Go VERSE-FOR-VERSE and I DON’T NEED TO REHEARSE! ‘Cayenne Ryan’ Finna Put You In the Back of a HEARSE! ...You’ll See the FUNERAL HOME, when I Clap You With the CHROME! They’ll be EMBALMING YOUR BODY; ain’t no CALMING MY SHOTTIE! Wit’ a SAWED-OFF-SHOTGUN, I’ll Blow your Ass to BITS! So if you ain’t GOT ONE; You had better to go SIT! We Could Ask the FANS and Put it to a VOTE.... It ain’t about STRENGTH or the Guns a Playa TOTE We’ll See WHO’S THE BETTER RAPPER, that can FLOW wit’out HESITATION? And whose Wardrobe Looks DAPPER; Who’s the HOTTEST in the NATION?!With EVERY BAR, I’ll Prove I’m Destined to Be a STAR! My Boys will hold you down, While I BURN YOU wit’ a CIGAR! We Could Conduct a TALENT SEARCH, but you Don’t Have to go FAR... To See that EcoManiac is DOPER than they ARE!
If you want to ENGAGE ME in a Battle-of-the-MIND... You’ll Probably ENRAGE ME, but I’ll Leave Yo Ass BEHIND! I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER?!
My VOCAB Is SUPERIOR! I Will STAB Your INTERIOR! My Music Sounds DREARIER, But When I KILL You; I'll Be CHEERIER! You Can ADMINISTER ANY INTELLIGENCE TEST.... And I'll ACE IT; Just FACE IT; The Eco's The BEST! I'm SMARTER than MOST OF MY PEEPS COMBINED, And Yo VERSE Just Sounds WORSE; it's like Paintings-of-the-BLIND! Yeah Homie, You'll be Quick to FiND... If You Wanna Fuck Wit MeT, Then Youll Get LEF BEHIND!...
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The RHYME SCHEMES I EMPLOY is like DOING ACROBATICS! I Do BACK-FLIPS WIT’ MY WORDS; and keep PRISONERS in the ATTIC! I’ll Come at you with the FORCE...of a SEMI-AUTOMATIC! In My Other Hand, OF COURSE...Is A Pistol That’s PNEUMATIC! Tell Me Can you Hear the STATIC?
I Wrote this FIRE TRACK IN LESS –THAN-5-MINUTES! And That’s The TYPICAL TIME IT TAKES To Put Some GENIUS IN IT! I Kick BOMB FREESTYLES for all the AUDIOPHILES! And BEGUILE the SEXY LADIES In The PRODUCE AISLE! MOTHERFUCKER, DON’T CHANE THE DIAL! Or You’ll Be Pickin’ Up Your TEETH, UNDERNEATH a DIRT PILE! AND I’LL REFUSE TO GO TO TRIAL! When They Try to Lock Me Up, I’ll Just FLEE anotha MILE!
I’M ACCEPTING ANY AND ALL CHALLENGERS, TO RAP-BATTLE AGAINST ME! SUBMIT AN APPLICATION; AND I’LL OWN YA; WE’LL SEE! Just Know You Gonna Get A BURN In the THIRD DEGREE... So Please Await Your TURN... To Come FUCK WIT’ ME! NEXT!!
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