Topic: The Top 5 Reasons To DATE A #METH-FREAK!

+Eco — 5.7 years ago #56,412

REASON #1 ~ METH-HEADS EXPERIENCE 'METH-RAGE, AND WE TEND TO BE MORE VIOLENT AND AGGRESSIVE THAN THE AVERAGE NON-METH-SMOKING JOE.
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE A METH-HEAD BY YOUR SIDE WHEN SHIT GOES DOWN?

REASON #2 ~ METH IS AN #APRHRODISIAC; IT MAKES US HORNY ALL THE TIME, ALWAYS READY TO GO, AND IT GIVES US AN ENERGY BOOST USE TO FUCK YOU HARDER.

REASON #3 ~ 'TINA' FREAKS NEVER SLEEP, WHICH MEANS IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT, THAT IS 8 HOURS WE COULD USE TO GET SHIT DONE WHILE E'RYONE SLEEPING.

REASON #4 ~ METH GENERALLY KEEPS US SLIM, AND MOST OF US METH-FREAKS BOAST A LEAN, WELL-DEFINED PHYSIQUE.

REASON #5 ~ METH SPEEDS UP SOME OF OUR THOUGHT PROCESSES AND ALLOWS US TO CONCENTRATE AND FOCUS. IN SOME RESPECTS, IT IS A MENTAL PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG THAT ALLOWS US TO THIN QUICKER AND MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN OUR SOBER COUNTERPARTS.

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I THINK Y'ALL NEED A 'METH-MAN' IN Y'ALL LIFE.

~Eco.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #589,870

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #589,871

+Anonymous B — 5.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #589,874

You forgot to mention it makes you a Minuteman, and it also causes cleft lip.

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #589,875

THE CLEFT LIP IS A RANDOM BIRTH DEFECT I WAS CURSED WITH AND ASK THE LAST FEW CHICKS I BEEN WITH; I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE...

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #589,876

·Anonymous B — 5.7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #589,877

@589,875 (Eco)
> THE CLEFT LIP IS A RANDOM BIRTH DEFECT I WAS CURSED WITH

Mmhmm... Probably got the fucking shit knocked out of you.

> ASK THE LAST FEW CHICKS I BEEN WITH; I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE...

Ok, 1 minute and 37 seconds. I'm sure they were impressed.

Also, the only people I ever see with bandannas around their necks like that, are gay people. Are you gay Ryan?

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,880

@previous (B)
> > THE CLEFT LIP IS A RANDOM BIRTH DEFECT I WAS CURSED WITH
>
> Mmhmm... Probably got the fucking shit knocked out of you.
>
> > ASK THE LAST FEW CHICKS I BEEN WITH; I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE...
>
> Ok, 1 minute and 37 seconds. I'm sure they were impressed.
>
> Also, the only people I ever see with bandannas around their necks like that, are gay people. Are you gay Ryan?

No, to address ALL 3 OF YOUR MISCONCEPTIONS; I FUCK FOR A STEADY 20 MIN MOST TIMES NOWADAYS; AND THE BANDANA DOUBLES AS A COVID MASK FOR WHEN I WALK INTO STORES, AND NO I DIDN'T GET IN A FIGHT, I WAS JUST BORN THAT WAY AND HAVE HAD SEVERAL OPERATIONS TO TRY TO CORRECT IT. WHO HATES ON PEOPLE FOR BIRTH DEFECTS? THAT IS PRETTY LOW OF YOU.

·Anonymous B — 5.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,881

@previous (Eco)
> I FUCK FOR A STEADY 20 MIN MOST TIMES NOWADAYS;

Oooh, 20 minutes! You're a fucking porn star!

> THE BANDANA DOUBLES AS A COVID MASK

And to wipe the cum off your lips since you wear it like a gay person.

> NO I DIDN'T GET IN A FIGHT

You've never been in a fight in your entire life Ryan.

> I WAS JUST BORN THAT WAY AND HAVE HAD SEVERAL OPERATIONS TO TRY TO CORRECT IT.

I see that they made major improvement on increasing the size of that cleft lip.

> WHO HATES ON PEOPLE FOR BIRTH DEFECTS?

Me

> THAT IS PRETTY LOW OF YOU.

Well, I never said I was a nice guy.

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,893

OK SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE/ DICKHEAD/ DOUCHEBAG/ GENERALLY UNLIKEABLE PERSON, AND YOU HAVE PROVEN NOTHING. I DON'T GET COMPLAINTS FROM BITCHES ABOUT MY PERFORMANCE; A LOT OF THEM COME BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN; AND I HAVE COME TO TERMS WITH MY CLEFT LIP,; I DO NOT FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT OR UGLY IN THE SLIGHTEST; I AM SECURE IN MYSELF, AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

LOOK DUDE, YOU CHIRP OFF ON EVERY ONE OF MY POSTS. WHAT IS YOUR HATRED OR VENDETTA AGAINST ME? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU; I'VE DONE NOTHING TO WRONG YOU...SO EITHER, BURY THE HATCHET AND MAKE PEACE AND PARTY WITH ME, OR ARRANGE A TIME AND PLACE TO TALK SHIT IN-PERSON. IF IT AIN'T TOO FAR OUT OF THE WAY, I WILL DEFINITELY SHOW UP.

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+Anonymous C — 5.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,894

*sips
lol
you goys remember when Eco posted his asshole pics?
nigga that's gay
why did that happen? don't remember what got him to do that but I know I was not bored that night if you know what I mean
was it to get someone to give a small amount of money?
he might start looking more and more like Bert every year

·Anonymous C — 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,895

can you imagine doing that?
posting your asshole pics online to get a very small amount of money for drugs
at least its entertaining

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,897

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. I WANTED DOPE THAT NIGHT, AND I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MY SEXUALITY, SO RIP ON ME ALL YOU WANT.

AND THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR, PARTIALLY...TO ENTERTAIN YOU FUCK-BUCKETS! I PRESENT THE DETAILS OF THIS FUCKED-UP-LIFE I CAN'T SEEM TO ESCAPE, AND YOU GET TO HAVE A FEW LAUGHS AT MY EXPENSE AND PITY DRUG-USERS LIKE ME. I'M FINE BEING YOUR GUYS' COURT JESTER OR 'LULCOW'.

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·Anonymous C — 5.7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,902

@previous (Eco)
but theres poop in there!

·Anonymous C — 5.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,903

a little humor is important possibly even necessary to make it through our world of eternal struggle
whether it be from seeing someone else get hit in the crotch
or when your fren is in the back of your van and you are going at high speed when he throws the pumpkin out the window and then you stop to shoot a sign

·Anonymous C — 5.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,904

Villains always drag their deeds out and have to explain everything
never works out good when they do that
that's why I run up shanking a nigga with extreme violence and gtfo
got to be careful for if video or picture is being taken

·Anonymous C — 5.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,905

·Anonymous C — 5.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,906

ECO

you ever listen to ICP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD2tf5E-ytQ

·Anonymous C — 5.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,907

didn't hear any ICP for a number of years until last week
thinking about all that was against ICP and juggalos
and thinking about what is out there these days
it seems wack yo
ICP was pretty chill compared to some of the new things in 2020 and the last few years

never saw juggalos make too much trouble either
yeah they get rowdy and fight a little and a group starts to mosh at some techno/electronic concert or whatever
but it was all for fun
never saw them murder anyone or burn cars or steal shit
don't think ICP ever glorified stupid thugs that do those sort of crimes
a lot of the other rap music does. and that is always so down and negative
ICP would be about some violence and fighting and whatnot but it almost always seems to have positive vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q

·Eco (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,912

@589,906 (C)
> ECO
> you ever listen to ICP?
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD2tf5E-ytQ [play]

NEVER GAVE THEM A FAIR LISTEN, BUT THEY DO #HORRORCORE TOO, DO THEY NOT?

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