Topic: Watching tv alone tonight
+BLUMPY — 5.7 years ago #56,398
I was sitting here watching old Brady Bunch reruns. I was watching Cindy eat ice cream and started to get aroused. So I pulled my short, fat dick out and started to masturbate furiously. Then all of a sudden I started to cough and it made me fart. I kept on masturbating furiously but this fart I cut smelled awful. Once the aroma hit me I started to projectile vomit across the room. While straining to hurl out my upchuck I fucking shit all over myself. So here I sit with shit and puke all over me. My shriveled up dick still in my hand and the fucking tv just went to a commercial and it is a vote for Trump...fuck it I am going to bed. I will shower and clean my carpet and couch off in the morning.
+Anonymous B — 5.7 years ago, 1 day later[T] [B] #589,800
we have all been in that situation
tried to suck my own pp the other day
cant do it
ended up with dirt and grass stuck all over my sweaty back and ass from dirty carpet
forgot what I was doing before
bonor ruined
went to take a shit
grass and dirt now on tirlet
wash tirlet and shower 3 days later
at least I'm not a disgusting mixed race freak #maga2020 bitch
tried to suck my own pp the other day
cant do it
ended up with dirt and grass stuck all over my sweaty back and ass from dirty carpet
forgot what I was doing before
bonor ruined
went to take a shit
grass and dirt now on tirlet
wash tirlet and shower 3 days later
at least I'm not a disgusting mixed race freak #maga2020 bitch
·Anonymous B — 5.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,802
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