Topic: The Andy Griffith Show

+BLUMPY — 5.8 years ago #56,357

When you see aunt bee you wouldn't have thunk she was a young girl who was fuckable at one time. I don't think I would have wanted her sucking on my dick as her over bite makes her look like a scraper.

+Anonymous B — 5.8 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #589,455

Is reason to know the mother of the girl you're going to marry. If the mother is still hot then daughter will be as well when old. If like Aunt Bee? Run away quickly.

·BLUMPY (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,465

I don't know man Cher was pretty good looking in her younger days and I wouldn't fuck her daughter with your dick!

·Anonymous B — 5.8 years ago, 13 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,476

@previous (BLUMPY)

Her daughter? She is pretending to be a he.

+Anonymous C — 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,480

@previous (B)
@589,455 (B)
everybody thought you died 😂

·Anonymous B — 5.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,481

@previous (C)

In general "Everybody" could use a brain transplant.

·BLUMPY (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,485

@589,476 (B)
> Her daughter? She is pretending to be a he.

No shit. You want to fuck her? I'd rather fuck the older aunt bee if I had to choose.

·Anonymous B — 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,487

Pic is of current pretend man Chasity Bono now calling self a man.

Fuck Aunt Bee? You joking of course.

·BLUMPY (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,489

@previous (B)
You rather fuck Chaz than Aunt bee?

·Anonymous B — 5.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,490

@previous (BLUMPY)

Put a bag over aunt bee and let me get drunk and sure aunt bee with maybe a gallon of lube in dry twat might work.

Chaz? Just one look at that nakkid body and I may never get hard again.

·BLUMPY (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,492

@previous (B)
I agree with you not enough whiskey in Kentucky to get my dick stiff for Chaz.

Aunt Bee would be a fluffy fuck. I bet her grunts would sound funny. But I could get drunk enough to do her.

+Lance Goodthrust — 5.8 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,494

this is a good thread
too bad it was started by a non-white degenerate

+Anonymous E — 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,496

·BLUMPY (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,497

@previous (E)
See Aunt bee don't look too bad there...A little fluffy but I would pile drive my dick up her fat puss and make her grunt.

+Anonymous F — 5.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,498

Okay, which one of you is Michael Worthy?

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