Topic: How much to "buy" Ducky?
+Anonymous A — 5.8 years ago #56,331
I have 20 crude oil buckets and 18 goats. My client I represent would like to have her.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.8 years ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #589,267
no i want 10 mil
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,268
usd or cad only either way its good
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 11 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,290
@589,267 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You don't get a say.
+Abdullah — 5.8 years ago, 57 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,291
No no no. No oil. 20 goats, 8 chickens, 13 shekels, and a Big Mac from McDonald's.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,292
@589,290 (A)
> You don't get a say.
who does
+Anonymous D — 5.8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,293
Is this catherine
+Anonymous E — 5.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,294
@589,291 (Abdullah)
> No no no. No oil. 20 goats, 8 chickens, 13 shekels, and a Big Mac from McDonald's.
lol
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,296
@589,291 (Abdullah)
My client requires more, he has been crying like faggot.
I might drop his ass.
·Abdullah — 5.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,297
@previous (A)
What more can he possibly want? Big Mac worth more than 18 barrels of oil.
In my country, Big Mac's worth more than woman.
Oooooh, let me tell you, the man here, would rather eat Big Mac than woman.
Mmmmmmm, two large beef patties, in between not two, but three, THREE BUNS!! And then smothered in that special Big Mac sauce.
Oh Allah, I stroke self at thought off that big jui.....
Ahem.... No more. I give him more than enough. Tell him stop being a little bitch faggot and accept.
+Anonymous F — 5.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,298
@previous (Abdullah)
I had to drop him as a client today. Turns how he engaged in sexual activities with another man. I do not represent sinners.
·Abdullah — 5.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,299
@previous (F)
Ugh, Allah dam it... I so desperately was in need of Big Mac. I was so close to throwing in my 1973 Dodge Camel.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,306
@previous (Abdullah)
I have the means you offer, but the deal will have to be altered. I’ll give you 20 Big Macs, 20 McNuggets, 10 Sweet and Sour sauce packets, and 15 shekels.
I counteroffer this because you’re a man who appreciates his Macs.
+Anonymous G — 5.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,311
@589,297 (Abdullah)
> 18 barrels of oil.
You flunk at math. One barrel of oil TODAY = $44
Do the math for 18 barrel's.
18 will buy you one hour of ducky's free time.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,312
+Anonymous H — 5.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,313
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
ducky back in your meat eating days, did you ever try camel and goat?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,314
@previous (H)
i tried goat mmmmm
·Anonymous F — 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,324
·Abdullah — 5.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,331
@589,306 (A)
This is quite the deal! I accept!
@589,311 (G)
I'm selling her. What do I care about free time with her? I'd rather have the Big Macs!
·Anonymous F — 5.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #589,334
@previous (Abdullah)
You got yourself a deal! I'll have the goods delivered to you asap. How would you be delivering the girl to me?
·Abdullah — 5.8 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #589,355
@previous (F)
I shall deliver her myself, on my 1973 Dodge Camel.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #589,356
@previous (Abdullah)
Would there be any binding tape that is difficult to remove?
·Abdullah — 5.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #589,368
@previous (A)
No, I will untie her, and lower her down to you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.7 years ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,565
@previous (Abdullah)
When are you going to deliver her? It’s been a few days. I’m starting to suspect that you robbed me of my Big Mac. I demand a refund if you cannot deliver the goods.
·Abdullah — 5.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,569
@previous (A)
My apologies my good sir. My Dodge Camel got a flat foot, and it took a few days to find a replacement. I shall arrive by the weekend.
Also my good sir, I have not robbed you of your big macs. I shall receive them when I arrive while they are hot and fresh. You shall deliver promptly, no?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,576
im here for it
+Anonymous I — 5.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,577
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> 20 Big Macs, 20 McNuggets, 10 Sweet and Sour sauce packets, and 15 shekels.
You cum cheap based on such value.
·Anonymous F — 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,578
@589,569 (Abdullah)
I'll make sure they are fresh upon your arrival.
·Abdullah — 5.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,583
@previous (F)
Splendid my good man! I look forward to biting into a fresh tasting big Mac!
And oooooh, you gonna love ducky. She so young and tender. Nice perky nipples...ahhhh a friend told me this....
You will have great bargain!
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,593
·Anonymous F — 5.7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,594
@589,583 (Abdullah)
You are a good man. Perhaps we may stone some trannies time.
·Abdullah — 5.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,601
@previous (F)
Trannies? Is that short for transmission like in my Dodge Camel?
·Anonymous F — 5.7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #589,603
@previous (Abdullah)
No, they’re degenerates who believe they were born the opposite gender. Men delude themselves into thinking they’re women. There was a few among the space we inhabit here.
They’re sinful and I thought it’ll be fun to stone them with you. You are a man of true piousness.
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