Topic: I found this Bert poem on MC.
+Anonymous A — 5.8 years ago #56,300
Bert, Bert, what a piece of work
When God made him
He must have went berserk.
Who could love a man who drinks
Every second of the day
Wasting his life away
And no amount of Everclear
Would ever make him persevere
Over his sinful ways
Sloth leaves him in a daze
Mooching off of mother’s pay
Trumpy Bear will never turn his gaze
To look at someone so so gay
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.8 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #589,002
never tried everclear prolly never will
+Anonymous C — 5.8 years ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #589,015
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It is exactly like a cheap vodka.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 5.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #589,071
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