Topic: WORLD BOWEL REVOLUTION
+BLUMPY — 5.8 years ago #56,166
THE SUPREME MANIFESTO OF RITUALISM
Man is frustrated. His life has become an exercise in personal repression:
What to say, how to dress, How to seem correct in every way-HOW TO
LIVE. How does man live by any dictum in the 21st century technological
nightmare? The answers are quite simple, and can be found easily
by looking within our own personal societal prisons.
Centuries ago, people were locked in the basements of monasteries
to work off debt they had incurred. To no surprise, Those monasteries
of old have been replaced by giant skyscrapers. The cells they labored
in, have been replaced by the office cubicle. The hammer used to
pound steel and stone, replaced by the keyboard and monitor. The
chains or bondage, replaced by ever increasing taxation and credit.
Today, the big cities have become giant landmasses, upon which are
built the enormous, monolithic towers of modern day slavery. Much
like the industrial revolution and the capitalist's mode of production,
the onslaught of technology has, as well, alienated the dissatisfied
worker from the TRUE, real life experience.
It is here that we must now seek those aspects of life, principally
unaffected by technology. When are we truly free? There are, in
fact, only 3 areas in which man can be truly free.
1) Defecation
2) Intercourse
3) Murder
With this said, we must now strive forth in articulation the foundation
of a new era. A new dawn. A new revolution that will crumble civilization.
A movement that will see, in 30 years, a day when animals will run,
untamed through the lush, overgrown streets of what used to be called
"a metropolis". Where speculators and investment bankers
once bought and sold the destinies of so many unknowing people, there
will now be great dung heaps.
The problem has been that for too long, humanity has not embraced
the defecation ritual. Defecation, had been the hallmark of humanity,
and the cornerstone of civilization in simpler, more free times.
We as Ritualists [Bowel Revolutionaries] have been long oppressed and
exiled for our actions and beliefs. Today, we shall turn the tide.
The brown tide of Ritualism shall wash away all that once was. No
longer shall we repress our bowel instincts. Today, we stand proudly
and rejoice in the Ritual. Today, we take our world back!!!
1) We find it self evident, that only during the Ritual is man truly
free. Ritualism, therefore, is freedom and only Ritualists are free
men. Anyone deserving freedom must join the emerging Ritual World
Order; They must shun the 21st century. There can be freedom ONLY
in Ritualism.
2) The Ritual Act is sacred, and shall never be infringed upon by
any person, interest or power. Every man possesses Ritual Civil Rights
and these are protected by the law that nature has entrusted to us.
The Ritual World Order shall reserve and protect the rights of Ritualists
everywhere.
3) The Ritual shall span all class and social groups; There is no
elitism in the Ritual or its throne room.: All men shall defecate equally,
irrespective of class or wealth.
4) It is our duty to awaken the bowels of potential Ritual brothers
outside of the Realm. We must lay low the ramparts, and bring forth
the consciousness among the peoples of the world.
5) After the revolution the measure of time shall be "F.E."
after the Fecal Era which we and our movement are ushering in. Both
Roman and Pagan calendars shall be auxiliary to "F.E."
6) Any attack upon a member of the Ritualist community shall be considered
an attack on the whole. Violators shall be subject to Rituals of
Retribution. WE SHALL PROTECT OUR OWN!!!
7) The Ritual Religion may be practiced freely by those of higher
bowel consciousness.
8) No longer shall restrooms read "For pay customers only".
The new signs shall proudly proclaim "All Ritualists Welcome".
FREEDOM THROUGH RITUALISM!!!!
RITUALISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
Man is frustrated. His life has become an exercise in personal repression:
What to say, how to dress, How to seem correct in every way-HOW TO
LIVE. How does man live by any dictum in the 21st century technological
nightmare? The answers are quite simple, and can be found easily
by looking within our own personal societal prisons.
Centuries ago, people were locked in the basements of monasteries
to work off debt they had incurred. To no surprise, Those monasteries
of old have been replaced by giant skyscrapers. The cells they labored
in, have been replaced by the office cubicle. The hammer used to
pound steel and stone, replaced by the keyboard and monitor. The
chains or bondage, replaced by ever increasing taxation and credit.
Today, the big cities have become giant landmasses, upon which are
built the enormous, monolithic towers of modern day slavery. Much
like the industrial revolution and the capitalist's mode of production,
the onslaught of technology has, as well, alienated the dissatisfied
worker from the TRUE, real life experience.
It is here that we must now seek those aspects of life, principally
unaffected by technology. When are we truly free? There are, in
fact, only 3 areas in which man can be truly free.
1) Defecation
2) Intercourse
3) Murder
With this said, we must now strive forth in articulation the foundation
of a new era. A new dawn. A new revolution that will crumble civilization.
A movement that will see, in 30 years, a day when animals will run,
untamed through the lush, overgrown streets of what used to be called
"a metropolis". Where speculators and investment bankers
once bought and sold the destinies of so many unknowing people, there
will now be great dung heaps.
The problem has been that for too long, humanity has not embraced
the defecation ritual. Defecation, had been the hallmark of humanity,
and the cornerstone of civilization in simpler, more free times.
We as Ritualists [Bowel Revolutionaries] have been long oppressed and
exiled for our actions and beliefs. Today, we shall turn the tide.
The brown tide of Ritualism shall wash away all that once was. No
longer shall we repress our bowel instincts. Today, we stand proudly
and rejoice in the Ritual. Today, we take our world back!!!
1) We find it self evident, that only during the Ritual is man truly
free. Ritualism, therefore, is freedom and only Ritualists are free
men. Anyone deserving freedom must join the emerging Ritual World
Order; They must shun the 21st century. There can be freedom ONLY
in Ritualism.
2) The Ritual Act is sacred, and shall never be infringed upon by
any person, interest or power. Every man possesses Ritual Civil Rights
and these are protected by the law that nature has entrusted to us.
The Ritual World Order shall reserve and protect the rights of Ritualists
everywhere.
3) The Ritual shall span all class and social groups; There is no
elitism in the Ritual or its throne room.: All men shall defecate equally,
irrespective of class or wealth.
4) It is our duty to awaken the bowels of potential Ritual brothers
outside of the Realm. We must lay low the ramparts, and bring forth
the consciousness among the peoples of the world.
5) After the revolution the measure of time shall be "F.E."
after the Fecal Era which we and our movement are ushering in. Both
Roman and Pagan calendars shall be auxiliary to "F.E."
6) Any attack upon a member of the Ritualist community shall be considered
an attack on the whole. Violators shall be subject to Rituals of
Retribution. WE SHALL PROTECT OUR OWN!!!
7) The Ritual Religion may be practiced freely by those of higher
bowel consciousness.
8) No longer shall restrooms read "For pay customers only".
The new signs shall proudly proclaim "All Ritualists Welcome".
FREEDOM THROUGH RITUALISM!!!!
RITUALISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
(Edited 46 seconds later.)
+Anonymous B — 5.8 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #588,180
+Dr. PhD !q73styMLC. — 5.8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #588,185
@OP> THE SUPREME MANIFESTO OF RITUALISM
>
> Man is frustrated. His life has become an exercise in personal repression:
> What to say, how to dress, How to seem correct in every way-HOW TO
> LIVE. How does man live by any dictum in the 21st century technological
> nightmare? The answers are quite simple, and can be found easily
> by looking within our own personal societal prisons.
>
> Centuries ago, people were locked in the basements of monasteries
> to work off debt they had incurred. To no surprise, Those monasteries
> of old have been replaced by giant skyscrapers. The cells they labored
> in, have been replaced by the office cubicle. The hammer used to
> pound steel and stone, replaced by the keyboard and monitor. The
> chains or bondage, replaced by ever increasing taxation and credit.
> Today, the big cities have become giant landmasses, upon which are
> built the enormous, monolithic towers of modern day slavery. Much
> like the industrial revolution and the capitalist's mode of production,
> the onslaught of technology has, as well, alienated the dissatisfied
> worker from the TRUE, real life experience.
>
> It is here that we must now seek those aspects of life, principally
> unaffected by technology. When are we truly free? There are, in
> fact, only 3 areas in which man can be truly free.
>
> 1) Defecation
>
> 2) Intercourse
>
> 3) Murder
>
> With this said, we must now strive forth in articulation the foundation
> of a new era. A new dawn. A new revolution that will crumble civilization.
> A movement that will see, in 30 years, a day when animals will run,
> untamed through the lush, overgrown streets of what used to be called
> "a metropolis". Where speculators and investment bankers
> once bought and sold the destinies of so many unknowing people, there
> will now be great dung heaps.
>
> The problem has been that for too long, humanity has not embraced
> the defecation ritual. Defecation, had been the hallmark of humanity,
> and the cornerstone of civilization in simpler, more free times.
>
>
> We as Ritualists [Bowel Revolutionaries] have been long oppressed and
> exiled for our actions and beliefs. Today, we shall turn the tide.
> The brown tide of Ritualism shall wash away all that once was. No
> longer shall we repress our bowel instincts. Today, we stand proudly
> and rejoice in the Ritual. Today, we take our world back!!!
>
> 1) We find it self evident, that only during the Ritual is man truly
> free. Ritualism, therefore, is freedom and only Ritualists are free
> men. Anyone deserving freedom must join the emerging Ritual World
> Order; They must shun the 21st century. There can be freedom ONLY
> in Ritualism.
>
> 2) The Ritual Act is sacred, and shall never be infringed upon by
> any person, interest or power. Every man possesses Ritual Civil Rights
> and these are protected by the law that nature has entrusted to us.
> The Ritual World Order shall reserve and protect the rights of Ritualists
> everywhere.
>
> 3) The Ritual shall span all class and social groups; There is no
> elitism in the Ritual or its throne room.: All men shall defecate equally,
> irrespective of class or wealth.
>
> 4) It is our duty to awaken the bowels of potential Ritual brothers
> outside of the Realm. We must lay low the ramparts, and bring forth
> the consciousness among the peoples of the world.
>
> 5) After the revolution the measure of time shall be "F.E."
> after the Fecal Era which we and our movement are ushering in. Both
> Roman and Pagan calendars shall be auxiliary to "F.E."
>
>
> 6) Any attack upon a member of the Ritualist community shall be considered
> an attack on the whole. Violators shall be subject to Rituals of
> Retribution. WE SHALL PROTECT OUR OWN!!!
>
> 7) The Ritual Religion may be practiced freely by those of higher
> bowel consciousness.
>
> 8) No longer shall restrooms read "For pay customers only".
> The new signs shall proudly proclaim "All Ritualists Welcome".
>
>
> FREEDOM THROUGH RITUALISM!!!!
> RITUALISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
tl;dr
+Anonymous D — 5.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #588,207
@OP
Very interesting.
Very interesting.
+Anonymous E — 5.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #588,233
I read this while taking a shit. I am the next coming. I am the meshitta
·Dr. PhD !q73styMLC. — 5.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #588,234
+Anonymous F — 5.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #588,241
·Dr. PhD !q73styMLC. — 5.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #588,247
+Anonymous G — 5.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #588,251
·Dr. PhD !q73styMLC. — 5.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #588,252
·Anonymous G — 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #588,253
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