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Topic: Trump saved America today

+FOX5.9 years ago #56,100

on Early Sunday, Eternal God Emperor Obama woke up at 5:00 and logged on to Trump's Twitter account using Illuminati override. he tweeted that he was quitting and for the secret service to leave so he has privacy. he used the Illuminati camera system to see the Patriot was sleeping.

Obama then got in his Bugatti with his 4 bodyguards in another vehicle. they made it to the white House and got in the oval office with ease. Obama passed an executive order making it illegal to wave the American flag and made it mandatory to fly the Nazi flag at all houses. he then signed another executive order mandating all flag makers to make Nazi flags. not finished Obama passed a third executive order repealing the bill of Rights.

Donald Trump woke up and went to the oval office to get a Coke. trump didn't see the Nazi dictator. Obama then left the white House and tweeted to secret service it was okay for them to come back. Obama went down Pennsylvania Ave using force lightining to kill all the homeless people from the Bugatti with the windows down. the sun came up and Donald Trump was wondering why everyone was mad at him. Mitch McConnell the Patriot left a text message saying that he betrayed America by making freedom illegal and banning their flag and making it mandatory to fly the democrats flag, the Nazi flag. another text from Nancy Pelosi was thanking him for seeing it her way of the Nazis.

trump knew he had to do something but he got a phone call from a Patriot who was kicked out of Walmart for not wearing a mask. Trump got in his Ford Focus and drove to the Walmart as fast as he could doing 100. his gas tank was on E when he pulled into Walmart. the cops were there going to arrest the guy for trespassing Walmart. Trump then went to then and told them that he was not having it and rescued the Patriot. while he was doing that his secret service filled the tank in the Ford focus so he was able to make the get away with the Patriot.

Trump took off and the cops started chasing him. he got far enough away from them and he saw something on the on ramp he wasn't wanting to see... Obama's Bugatti joined the chase. Obama turned on the flashing lights and joined the cops. trump made it back to the white House in time and gave the Patriot a room. in the white House you doing have to wear a mask or fly a Nazi flag as Trump stands for freedom. Obama and his cops were stopped by secret service.

+Mrs. Curry5.9 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #587,776

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+Anonymous C5.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #587,779

Autism.

·FOX (OP) — 5.9 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #587,883

Enjoy Joe Biden you mask King

·Mrs. Curry5.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #587,885

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#YourPresident

+Anonymous D5.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #587,887

@OP

Powerful

+ByeDon Anon5.5 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #591,443

@587,883 (FOX)
Okay.

+Anonymous F5.5 years ago, 4 days later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #591,507

You know the US is doomed when Americans would rather attack those who defend freedom instead of criticizing the government that is enslaving them.

+Anonymous G5.5 years ago, 15 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #591,517

@previous (F)

·Anonymous G5.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #591,518

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+Anonymous H5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #591,521

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