FAREWELL MY BELOVED. I MUST NOW RETURN TO HOBBITON TO HELP FIGHT SOME DRAGONS.
REMEMBER ME FONDLY,
YOUR LITTLE GOBLIN.

YOU CAN INSULT MARIA'S SIZE ALL YOU WANT, BUT I CALL HER A 'FUN-SIZED FEMME' BECAUSE I CAN CARRY HER EASILY AND SPIN HER AROUND IN MY ARMS LIKE SLEEPING BEAUTY. I LOVE HER NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS AND I WILL FIGHT TO PROTECT HER. POP OFF ABOUT MARIA IN REAL LIFE, AND WE WILL PUT ALL YOUR THEORIES ABOUT ME BEING SOME SISSY-ASS 'ALL-TALK' PUSSY TO THE TEST, BUT I FORWARN YOU....AS I APPROACH YOU, I WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY GROWL LIKE A BEAST AND GNASH MY TEETH AT YOU AND MIGHT JUST BITE YOUR SKIN OFF LIKE THE FUCKING MIAMI #CANNIBAL, AND I WILL PROBABLY PLAY GAMES WITH THE TORN SKIN AND NERVE-ENDINGS, BECAUSE I AM THAT CRAZY AND LETHAL/VOLATILE WHEN I SNAP. DISS MY GIRL TO MY FACE, NOT ONLINE FAGGOT. I WILL TAKE A CHAINSAW TO YOUR SKULL.
~ THE MOTHAFUCKIN' EcoManiac.
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> YOU CAN INSULT MARIA'S SIZE ALL YOU WANT, BUT I CALL HER A 'FUN-SIZED FEMME' BECAUSE I CAN CARRY HER EASILY AND SPIN HER AROUND IN MY ARMS LIKE SLEEPING BEAUTY. I LOVE HER NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS AND I WILL FIGHT TO PROTECT HER. POP OFF ABOUT MARIA IN REAL LIFE, AND WE WILL PUT ALL YOUR THEORIES ABOUT ME BEING SOME SISSY-ASS 'ALL-TALK' PUSSY TO THE TEST, BUT I FORWARN YOU....AS I APPROACH YOU, I WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY GROWL LIKE A BEAST AND GNASH MY TEETH AT YOU AND MIGHT JUST BITE YOUR SKIN OFF LIKE THE FUCKING MIAMI #CANNIBAL, AND I WILL PROBABLY PLAY GAMES WITH THE TORN SKIN AND NERVE-ENDINGS, BECAUSE I AM THAT CRAZY AND LETHAL/VOLATILE WHEN I SNAP. DISS MY GIRL TO MY FACE, NOT ONLINE FAGGOT. I WILL TAKE A CHAINSAW TO YOUR SKULL.
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> ~ THE MOTHAFUCKIN' EcoManiac.
THANK YOU FOR DEFENDING MY HONOR, MY BELOVED! BUT IT IS NO USE. I MUST JOIN WITH MY BROTHER BILBO IN HIS NEW QUEST IMMEDIATELY.