
DEAR LOVEMUFFIN WHO I ADORE SO MUCH,
Can we please start our relationship over? Can you give me one more chance to TREAT YOU RIGHT. I will give you ALL THE FREEDOM IN THE WORLD, and that means to see your family and friends whenever or to have alone time when you need it. If you need space, I can RESPECT THAT. I have never met a girl like you in my entire life, and you are like a goddess come-to-life for me, I would do anything for you, baby. If you wanted to move to INDIA TO START A SHEEP FARM, I WOULD GO WITH YOU. I WOULD FOLLOW YOU TO THE EDGE OF THE EARTH OR WHEREVER YOU WANT ME BECAUSE I FEEL REEL LOVE FOR YOU.
I BELIEVE YOU ARE MY SOULMATE, AND I FEEL INTENSE EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL CHEMISTRY AND CONNECTION WITH YOU WHENEVER I AM WITH YOU OR WHENEVER I HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS BESIDE ME. I HATE MORNINGS OF NOT WAKING UP WITH YOU BESIDE ME. YOU SOOTHE ME, Sweetie, and YOU KNOW I LOVE THE WAY YOU ROLL YOUR ‘R’s’, ITALIAN-STYLE. I LIKE HOW YOU CALL ME ‘LOVE’ ALL THE TIME AND MAKE ME DELICIOUS COFFEE. IF YOU LET ME BACK IN YOUR LIFE, I WILL NEVER UNDERAPPRECIATE YOU OR TAKE YOU FORGRANTED AGAIN. I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK ME TO DO, EVEN GET OFF MY LAZY ASS AND TAKE YOU FOR A BEAUTIFUL WALK EVERY DAY.
YOU ARE SO SWEET AND CUTE IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY. THE LAST 2 MONTHS I HAVE SPENT WITH YOU HAVE BEEN THE BEST FUCKING 2 MONTHS OF MY WHOLE LIFE AND I WOULDN’T CHANGE THEM FOR ANYTHING! I GO CRAZY ABOUT HOW LOVING, KIND, NICE, AND CARING YOU CAN BE. YOU ARE THE GREATEST GIRL I HAVE EVER MET, AND I DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO PAUSE OR THINK FOR A SECOND ABOUT THAT. I JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE A HIDDEN GEM, A BURIED TREASURE, MY FALLEN ANGEL.
HELP ME LEARN TO TRUST. I KNOW YOU DESERVE ALL OF MY TRUST. GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, MARIA, AND I WILL REMIND AND SHOW YOU EVERY DAY THAT YOU ARE THE MOST INNOCENT, GOOD GIRL ANYWHERE AROUND. I HAVE AT MET HUNDREDS, OR MORE LIKELY THOUSANDS OF WOMEN SINCE I STARTED DATING AT 16, BUT NONE OF THEM EVEN COME CLOSE TO YOU IN TERMS OF THE POWER YOU HAVE OVER ME, OR THE ECSTATIC, BLISSFUL WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL. I TOLD MY MOM THAT I AM GONNA MISS BEING CALLED ‘LOVE’ ALL THE TIME IN A SEXY ITALIAN ACCENT AND I AM GONNA MISS WHEN I KISS YOU AND YOU ALWAYS CHALLENGE ME TO ‘GIVE ME A BETTER KISS!!’ GIVE ME A GOOD ONE! MY HEART MELTS THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I CAN’T IMAGINE A FUTURE WITHOUT YOU, BABE. DARLING, I WOULD MOVE MOUNTAINS AND RUN TO THE END OF THE PLANET FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I HAVE TRULY LOVED IN MY LIFE. PLEASE DON’T HATE ME.
I MISS YOU; I NEED YOU; I LOVE YOU,
YOUR LOVER FOR LIFE
RYAN.
P.S. ONE OF MY FAVORITE RAPPERS, DMX SAYS “IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, LET IT GO; IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU, IT’S YOURS; IF IT DOESN”T, IT NEVER WAS.”
I AM LETTING YOU GO FOR A DAY OR A FEW DAYS IN THE HOPES THAT I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN AND OUR LOVE WILL ONLY GO STRONGER. SMOOCHES!
ECO.
Let me get this straight, you were dumped by a 4-feet-tall deaf goblin? And you want it back??
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> Let me get this straight, you were dumped by a 4-feet-tall deaf goblin? And you want it back??
SHE IS 4'11 FYI, AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT. THE MOST INNOCENT, LOVING, NURTURING SOUL I HAVE EVER MET. OF COURSE I WANT HER BACK; I HAVE TRAVELED ALL OVER THE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT THE PAST 15 YEARS OR SO LOOKING FOR A GIRL OF HER CALIBRE WHO I FEEL A NATURAL, LOVE-FILLED BOND WITH. SHE HASN'T FORMALLY DUMPED ME, BUT WE ARE GOING THROUGH A VERY ROUGH TIME.
SOMEBODY PLEASE PRAY FOR US. THE HOPE OF SEEING HER AGAIN IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE RIGHT NOW.
~E.
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> > Let me get this straight, you were dumped by a 4-feet-tall deaf goblin? And you want it back??
>
> SHE IS 4'11 FYI, AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT. THE MOST INNOCENT, LOVING, NURTURING SOUL I HAVE EVER MET. OF COURSE I WANT HER BACK; I HAVE TRAVELED ALL OVER THE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT THE PAST 15 YEARS OR SO LOOKING FOR A GIRL OF HER CALIBRE WHO I FEEL A NATURAL, LOVE-FILLED BOND WITH. SHE HASN'T FORMALLY DUMPED ME, BUT WE ARE GOING THROUGH A VERY ROUGH TIME.
>
> SOMEBODY PLEASE PRAY FOR US. THE HOPE OF SEEING HER AGAIN IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE RIGHT NOW.
>
> ~E.
If you love her so much, what did you do to make her can your ass?
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> If you love her so much, what did you do to make her can your ass?
He's known as the Minuteman. Can't blame a girl(or goblin in her case) for wanting someone who can last longer than a minute.