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Topic: Cats and dogs are overrated. They aren't the only animals in the world

+Mrs. Curry6.1 years ago #56,039

Dogs: "Ooh, look at me. I'm chasing my tail. I'll totally catch up with it eventually."

Cats: "I'll sleep and lick myself all day long and cough up a hairball on your bed at 3:32 A.M."

Get a turtle or a hamster ffs

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+Anonymous B6.1 years ago, 28 minutes later[T] [B] #587,230

How bout you get a life sir?

·Mrs. Curry (OP) — 6.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #587,231

@previous (B)
You get a turtle or hamster first, ma'am and I'll have my pets talk to your pets.

+chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i26.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #587,239

My cat chases his own tail sometimes. And he's never had a hairball. Maybe he's secretly a dog.

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·Anonymous B6.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #587,244

@587,231 (Mrs. Curry)
Your penis looks like a turtle sir. Syntax said it.

·Mrs. Curry (OP) — 6.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #587,245

@previous (B)

Who is this "Syntax" you speak of, your mother?
Your butthole looks like a hamster. Jan said it.

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