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Topic: Wish Me Luck, FAIRIES! ...Eco PREPPING FOR INTERVIEW FOR $25 AN HOUR JOB!!

+Anonymous A5.9 years ago #55,952

giphy.gifWish me Luck, FAIRIES!
I have a JOB INTERVIEW in an hour over Google Hangouts for an OFFICE ASSISTANT POSITION, making $25 an hour.

Who's a broke-ass? NOT ME FOR MUCH LONGER.
I'MA BE SWIMMING IN DOUGH SOON!
#Winning.

+++666+++

ALSO SENT OUT THIS GENERAL LETTER, BEGGING FOR A FUCKING JOB:


I NEED A JOB (Preferably One that PAYS CASH, and doesn't have a Long, Laboursome APPLICATION PROCESS). Message Me if you can help!!
Creative Genius For Hire!!! Do you need someone to write captivating blog posts, eye-catching social media updates, or to produce marketing content? I'm your man. As an English Major from University of Toronto with a Master's Degree in Information Science, I am a technical data-retrieval expert.

Basically, I am looking for a job as a CONTENT WRITER, RESEARCH ASSISTANT, or MARKETING DIRECTOR where I can utilize my years' of experience and knowledge, gained from working in various industries in the private and non-profit sectors. I am looking for a position to help supplement my income, while I am in the process of Launching an Indie Hip-Hop Record Label (Maniac Minds). I am an ESTABLISHED RAPPER with an album on SPOTIFY, iTunes, AMAZON, YouTube, Pandora, Tidal, Napster, and over 100 online stores.

My schedule is completely open, I am a dedicated worker with a FIERCE WORK ETHIC, and I am able to RELOCATE ANYWHERE WITHIN CANADA.

I have worked in 6 libraries, several offices, retail store outlets, and in factories and warehouses alike. I am an expert in the use of most Microsoft Office and Adobe Creative Suite programs.

I can be reached at ecomaniac@musician.org or (249)493-5043 to arrange an interview.

YOUR FUTURE FAVORITE EMPLOYEE,

Ryan N., B.A.(Hon.), M.I.

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.9 years ago, 41 seconds later[T] [B] #586,697

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #586,698

96361863_135425201401716_7383349906.jpgDon't forget...IT'S TORONTO VS. EVERYBODY!

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+Anonymous B5.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #586,708

Great! Be sure to let us know if you got the job, and what the company name is!

+Anonymous C5.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #586,712

Coo-eeee!!!!! Mr Angry MC guy, over here! *waves both hands in the air*

+Anonymous D5.9 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #586,765

I hope I'm as cool, rich, and successful as you when I grow up.

+Anonymous E5.9 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #586,811

“years' of experience and...”

I wouldn’t brag about your writing skills if you keep that comma in at the end of ‘years.’

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc5.9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #586,812

@586,698 (A)
r u in toronto yet

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