
Wish me Luck, FAIRIES!
I have a JOB INTERVIEW in an hour over Google Hangouts for an OFFICE ASSISTANT POSITION, making $25 an hour.
Who's a broke-ass? NOT ME FOR MUCH LONGER.
I'MA BE SWIMMING IN DOUGH SOON!
#Winning.
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ALSO SENT OUT THIS GENERAL LETTER, BEGGING FOR A FUCKING JOB:
I NEED A JOB (Preferably One that PAYS CASH, and doesn't have a Long, Laboursome APPLICATION PROCESS). Message Me if you can help!!
Creative Genius For Hire!!! Do you need someone to write captivating blog posts, eye-catching social media updates, or to produce marketing content? I'm your man. As an English Major from University of Toronto with a Master's Degree in Information Science, I am a technical data-retrieval expert.
Basically, I am looking for a job as a CONTENT WRITER, RESEARCH ASSISTANT, or MARKETING DIRECTOR where I can utilize my years' of experience and knowledge, gained from working in various industries in the private and non-profit sectors. I am looking for a position to help supplement my income, while I am in the process of Launching an Indie Hip-Hop Record Label (Maniac Minds). I am an ESTABLISHED RAPPER with an album on SPOTIFY, iTunes, AMAZON, YouTube, Pandora, Tidal, Napster, and over 100 online stores.
My schedule is completely open, I am a dedicated worker with a FIERCE WORK ETHIC, and I am able to RELOCATE ANYWHERE WITHIN CANADA.
I have worked in 6 libraries, several offices, retail store outlets, and in factories and warehouses alike. I am an expert in the use of most Microsoft Office and Adobe Creative Suite programs.
I can be reached at ecomaniac@musician.org or (249)493-5043 to arrange an interview.
YOUR FUTURE FAVORITE EMPLOYEE,
Ryan N., B.A.(Hon.), M.I.
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Don't forget...IT'S TORONTO VS. EVERYBODY!
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I hope I'm as cool, rich, and successful as you when I grow up.