Topic: #DRAMA AT DOLLAR STORE..."SOCIALLY DISTANCE MY FIST THROUGH YOUR FACE!!!"
+Eco — 6.1 years ago #55,758
Ry-Guy was involved in some #DRAMA at Dollarama yesterday:Old Man: "Get away from me! Are you crazy?! Its's COVID!!"
Ryan: "Socially distance my FIST through your face! I'll go out back of the mall right now!!!"
Old Man: "You don't wanna go out back with me!!"
Ryan: "I'll fucking STRANGLE you with your retarded-looking face mask, then RAM YOUR OLD GEEZER WIFE up-the-ass inches away from your dead body!!"
The old man backed down and left the store saying "you're crazy!", to which I said "I KNOW!"
#WINNING
(Edited 53 seconds later.)
+Anonymous B — 6.1 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #585,338
Cool story bruh. Gay, but cool nonetheless.
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