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Topic: ALL THESE CHICKS WANT THE RY-GUY'S DICK CAUSE THOSE CLITS,HE CAN FLICK! AND HE LIKES HIS GIRLS THICK

+Eco6.1 years ago #55,678

ry4.jpgI GOT A COUPLE LOYAL CHICKS THAT WANT THE RY-GUY'S DICK! 'CAUSE THOSE CLITS, HE CAN FLICK! AND HE LIKES HIS GIRLS THICK; TALK HUNNIES INTO BED LIKE A MAGIC TRICK!
So NEEDLESS TO SAY, THESE GIRLS DO MY DIRTY WORK, SO IF YOU WANNA BEAK-OFF...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET HURT! I'LL HAVE THEM TAKE YOUR BALLS AND STUFF THEM IN-THE-DIRT; AND THEM COME HOME TO ME, AND RAISE THEY FUCKING SKIRT!!

Sitting at the Park, just resting by the SWING; Don't make me BREAK YOUR FACE; Put your ARM in a SLING! I'm out to Do My THING! If you wanna BEAK OFF, Bitch it's your Bell that I'll RING!

When You're Taking Out MONEY from the BANK MACHINE, I'LL Be RIGHT There Behind You To STEAL Your GREEN! I dunno what to CALL IT, But I'll SNATCH Up Your WALLET! If you Wanna BEAK OFF, Bitch, Your Face I Will MAUL IT!!!
As Soon as you Punch in your Fuckin' PIN NUMBER, I'll have you clapped upside the HEAD, beat you into a SLUMBER; Pig Police won't ENCUMBER!!!
So Bitch, Make a WITHDRAWAL! Take out Every DOLLAR! And I'll make you HOLLER; I'm a SADISTIC SCHOLAR! AND A MYSTIC BALLER INTRINSIC SHOT-CALLER!

I Visually Pivot while grasping a rivet, I shove it; dont glove it; you cats gotta love it, I freestyle for a while Player don't change THe DIAL! I STICK IT TO CORPSES; IM A NECROPHILE I HEAP BODIES IN A PILE AND I GOT DOPE STYLE! THOUGH MY ACTIONS ARE VILE, And I'M AVOIDIN' MY TRIAL!

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·Eco (OP) — 6.1 years ago, 34 seconds later[T] [B] #584,387

ry1.jpgSome Days I Sit and Listen to Marilyn Manson.... While I'm RIPPED on Weed, METH, Crack & HEROIN, DANCIN' ...And I Got this BITCH, NAMED 'CHERYL LYNN', that I'm ROMANCIN' MY GUN-BARREL KEEPS ON ENTRANCIN'! If Eminem Calls Himself a 'SKILL-AHOLIC' Then I'm a HYDRAULIC, HYPERBOLIC CHRONIC ALCOHOLIC! AND I'M BEIN' SYMBOLIC!... I Will REACH 4 Yo WALLET! How I SEE IT'S HOW I CALL IT!
MY LIFE FEELS LIFE A DYSTOPIAN FICTION, AS I WRESTLE WITH THIS FUCKED-UP OPIATE ADDICTION DON'T WANNA CAUSE FRICTION.... JUST WANNA GROW THICK SKIN!
I Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard! I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD! I'm INDISPENSABLE...IR-REPREHENSIBLE... Totally NON-SENSIBLE; Yet Feelin' OSTENSIBLE... I SPIT SHIT, So HYPOTHETICAL; A TAD THEORETICAL; Come Eat EDIBLES with THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL!!!
Because Under-Neath The Mask Is a #WarLock! While Underneath Your Ramblings is some MORE TALK! Don't Make Me Come And Slice Off A Piece of YOUR COCK! While I Wait...Just RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, STALK! DOOR STALK!

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·Eco (OP) — 6.1 years ago, 23 seconds later, 57 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #584,388

RY-MIC.jpgWhile You Were Expertly- and ADEPTLY-SNITCHING! Run to the Po'Po'; Start BITCHING... I Was HACKING and GLITCHING! Just CRACKING and STITCHING! DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY! SO I CAN BROWSE TITTIES! HEAD OF THE FUCKING COMMITTIES! I'm TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY!
They're Gonna Need a RIOT SQUAD at my LIVE PERFORMANCES! There'll Be People Getting TRAMPLED! I Don't Care What The DOOR MAN SAYS! When I Take the STAGE; I'll Fill The Crowd Wit' RAGE! They'll Need CROWD CONTROL when I GET LOUD AND EXTOLL! And once I'm On-a-ROLL; The Ry-Guy's Ramblings Take Their TOLL! It's Like Playing WHACK-A-MOLE!
I Don’t Even Know WHY I Post in This FORUM, When NONE o’Y’ALL NIGGAZ Got NO DECORUM! @'SYNTAX' Knows How 2 BORE'EM! You TALK MAD SHIT; But You DON'T CONTRIBUTE! So, I've Got 2 .22 BULLETS 2 DISTRIBUTE!

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+Symtax6.1 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #584,389

@OP
did you get corona yet?

+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k6.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #584,392

BrendanChase.jpg@OPedo

Get a job. Get a fucking job and get some therapy to stop being a pedophile.

+Anonymous D6.1 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #584,394

@OPenis

> BEAK-OFF...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET HURT! I'LL HAVE THEM TAKE YOUR BALLS AND STUFF THEM IN-THE-DIRT

So your girls have balls? Hmmm, interesting...

+Anonymous E6.1 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #584,694

😂

+Anonymous F6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #584,700

"Too gritty to be witty"

Yes.

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