Topic: When Berts Dad was dying from Cancer of his Rectum and Bert offered his dad a Shot of Heroin
+You No Who oh Yes indeed You Do — 6.2 years ago #55,431
His Dad ripped off his Ileostomy/Colostomy bags and Spattered the contents in Berts face and Bert actually said thank you because his Dad never once gave Bert a Birthday Gift.Looking at Photos of Berts Dad as they are very available on the Net - You can see the pain in his sad face knowing his Spawn, turned out to be a Homosexual in the Navy and Discharged for the Rape of his Bunkmate.
Then Bert, with a poor and next to no education, cannot find work except with mop and bucket just like he did swabbing decks in the Navy.
Now Bert who is almost 60 years old and can only pray for his first very low $$'s of Social Security has stopped looking for floors to mob for a living and is stuck with Diaper duty.
One only wonders if his Mom throws the dirty diapers at Bert.
Now how exactly is Bert going to collect enough bottles and cans to pay for a pint of everclear when people stop buying soda's because they have no jobs to pay for such an unimportant item.
You Bert have you considered Moping some floors in Old Folks homes for free. Perhaps they will throw Ileostomy/Colostomy bags at you just like your Dad did and make your day.
Being the nice guy I am I will only show a clean set instead of what excites Pedophile Faggot Bert.
Grinnns
+Anonymous B — 6.2 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #582,154
Hi, Syntex.
+Anonymous C — 6.2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #582,156
you are weird man
+Anonymous D — 6.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,158
+Anonymous E — 6.2 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,159
You are so fucked up Syntax.
·Anonymous B — 6.2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,160
Can someone give me the TLDR version?
+Anonymous F — 6.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,161
+Anonymous G — 6.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,162
lol
+Dr.Lewis !uSk4BCgU1. — 6.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,171
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,177
@previous (Dr.Lewis !uSk4BCgU1.)C the thing about bert is - Kicked out of Navy for his Homosexual moves on Bunkmate
Shot Heroin for 4 decades
Failed to hold a job mopping floors and will not even be eligible for the bail out money cause he has not worked for almost a fool year
Now he Diapers his Mom 24/7 with
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Yep Pedophile Bert he is and has always NOT been exactly what Jesus the Jew had in mind yet then again perhaps Bert is just like Jesus the Jew - Just a screw up that ended up Not so Much so Good with his balls and dick hanging out for all to C as he died on a stick of wood.
Bert will probably die with Stick up his Ass - Self induced
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·Dr.Lewis !uSk4BCgU1. — 6.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,181
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,183
·Anonymous F — 6.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,209
Hope you can get your posting privileges back OP
+Anonymous I — 6.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #582,211
@previous (F)
Maybe after he sends confirmation to the mods that he has gotten extensive help for his mental problems they might be willing to consider thinking about possibly letting him back on a strict probation.
Maybe after he sends confirmation to the mods that he has gotten extensive help for his mental problems they might be willing to consider thinking about possibly letting him back on a strict probation.
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #582,217
@OP
This is quite the amusing turn of events isn't it, my child? After all these years, Matthew and Bert are both perfectly free and welcome to post on Minichan while you have been exiled - probably permanently this time - to here. Reduced to posting your increasingly incoherent walls of text to almost nobody.
I'm sorry things have ended for you this way. Would you like me to pray for you?
This is quite the amusing turn of events isn't it, my child? After all these years, Matthew and Bert are both perfectly free and welcome to post on Minichan while you have been exiled - probably permanently this time - to here. Reduced to posting your increasingly incoherent walls of text to almost nobody.
I'm sorry things have ended for you this way. Would you like me to pray for you?
·Anonymous I — 6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #582,231
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> This is quite the amusing turn of events isn't it, my child? After all these years, Matthew and Bert are both perfectly free and welcome to post on Minichan while you have been exiled - probably permanently this time - to here. Reduced to posting your increasingly incoherent walls of text to almost nobody.
>
> I'm sorry things have ended for you this way. Would you like me to pray for you?
He is banned indefinitely!
Oh how sweet. Mods say maybe 2002 maybe they might give him a chance.
Face it Lynne, everyone knows youre a supreme dickface with extra fromunda cheese.
> This is quite the amusing turn of events isn't it, my child? After all these years, Matthew and Bert are both perfectly free and welcome to post on Minichan while you have been exiled - probably permanently this time - to here. Reduced to posting your increasingly incoherent walls of text to almost nobody.
>
> I'm sorry things have ended for you this way. Would you like me to pray for you?
He is banned indefinitely!
Oh how sweet. Mods say maybe 2002 maybe they might give him a chance.
Face it Lynne, everyone knows youre a supreme dickface with extra fromunda cheese.
+Syntax — 6.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #582,239
@582,211 (I)
@previous (I)
So in the locked topic which is good it's locked given bert is over the top with SPAM 2nite
Killer Lettuce the rules clearly state
While not dox per se, excessively referencing personal details of a user's, even if they themselves have revealed the details, may be considered harassment and consequently deleted.
One because he gave me permission 5 different times to post the towns fool name - My posting it cannot be called excessive or harassment because it wood be the very first time posting it and he yes he five times has asked me to post it
Your only option is to say - Bert must have used up his tax return and is so drunk he is not in his right mind and therefore cannot give permission
@previous (I)
So in the locked topic which is good it's locked given bert is over the top with SPAM 2nite
Killer Lettuce the rules clearly state
While not dox per se, excessively referencing personal details of a user's, even if they themselves have revealed the details, may be considered harassment and consequently deleted.
One because he gave me permission 5 different times to post the towns fool name - My posting it cannot be called excessive or harassment because it wood be the very first time posting it and he yes he five times has asked me to post it
Your only option is to say - Bert must have used up his tax return and is so drunk he is not in his right mind and therefore cannot give permission
+Syntax — 6.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #582,275
·Anonymous F — 6.2 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #582,299
Hey Syntax what do you think about MAtts new gun
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