TinyChan

I COULD GO ON ABOUT CHINA'S FLAWED COLLECTIVIST THINKING OR THEIR ABHORRENT HUMAN RIGHTS TRACK-RECORD, BUT INSTEAD I WOULD LIKE TO DEVOTE THIS POST TO A TOPIC NEAR-AND-DEAR TO MY HEART.

SWEET #CHINESE PUSSY.

YOU SEE, NOT TO PAINT ALL ASIANS WITH THE SAME BRUSH, BUT A FEW YEARS AGO I HAD WHAT THEY CALL 'YELLOW FEVER' AND I DATED A KOREAN BITCH NAMED 'RACHEL'. THERE WERE OBVIOUS COMMUNICATION BARRIERS, BUT RACHEL SUCKED MY THEN-LIMP DICK (I WAS ON VIAGRA BECAUSE MEDICATIONS LIKE OLANZAPINE, SEROQUEL, AND REMRON MADE ME LIMP) LIKE A HOOVER VACUUM CLEANER.

I REMEMBER THE PRICELESS LOOK IN HER SLANTED EYES AS I BUSTED FAT NUTS.

ANYWAYS, I MOVED IN RIGHT NEXT TO AN ASIAN MASSAGE PARLOR, IN A 2 BEDROOM TRAP-HOUSE THAT I TURNED INTO A COMPETING BROTHEL. THE ASIAN PROSITUTES WOULD YELL AT MY FRIENDS WHO CAME TO BUY CRACK AT MY HOUSE FOR PARKING IN THEIR SPA.

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF, AND PATRONIZED THE SPA EVERY MONTH FOR 3 MONTHS. I FUCKED 3 ASIAN HOES FROM THIS ASIAN RUB-AND-TUG, FROM A SEXY, TIGHT CHINESE BROAD WHO RODE ME LIKE A BRONCO, TO AN ELERLY CHINESE GILF WHO GAVE ME A HANDJOB WHEN I HAD COKE-DICK AND COULD ONLY FUCK HER FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.

IT IS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ASIAN WOMEN. THEY ARE TIGHT AND MAKE GOOD LOVERS, PROBABLY BECAUSE THEIR SOCIETY ACTUALLY VALUES AND ENCOURAGES THAT, UNLIKE THE WEST WHERE WE SHAME PEOPLE FOR ALL SORTS OF SEXUAL BEHAVIOR.

I'M GONNA MOVE TO ASIA AND INTRODUCE SOME POTENT IRISH GENES. WE WILL HAVE RIPPED, SLANTY-EYED BABIES AND IT WILL BE GREAT!!

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@OP
You still haven't posted the Ticks and Leeches video.

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Cool story pedo.

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You have to remove the anti tip from her head and then you are able to attractive

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