TinyChan

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My Fuckin' MIND KEEPS RACIN'! So I'ma GUT You Like JASON! I'll take an AXE to they BACKS, AS they RUN, I'm CHASIN' Got My GUN; I'M PACIN' My Heart Keeps POUNDIN' And ALARMS Keep SOUNDIN' Sirens are FLASHIN'; MOBS are DASHIN' I'm VEXED; at they NECKS I'm CLAWIN' and SLASHIN' ...GNAWING and GASHING, BITCH!!!

I'll Lock You In My BASEMENT! Stuff You into an ENCASEMENT! That I've Hid beneath the FLOOR, Soon, you'll see what's In-STORE, FOREVER MORE, I'm OBSESSED With VIOLENCE & GORE! I'll DENY You FOOD or WATER, And I'll KIDNAP YOUR DAUGHTER! And You'll CRY as You DIE... Like A LAMB to the SLAUGHtER!

There's a REASON DOC's Say I Have 4 SERIOUS DISORDERS! There's no PLEASIN' Some Folks; I'm a DELIRIOUS HOARDER! I've Been Labeled 'ANTI-SOCIAL' and SCHIZOAFFECTiVE; And I'm DOWN With the Anonymous Hacking COLLECTIVE! I also have BIPOLAR and SEVERE PSYCHOSIS AND YES THESE ARE OFFICIAL DIAGNOSES! I Collect the BLOOD, SKIN, And BONES of my VICTIMS! And put them back together, like I'm tryin' to FIX'EM! I SURELY AM A THREAT to the PUBLIC SAFETY! I always CUT MYSELF, Praying that DEATH might TAKE ME! In a Dream, I Drugged and HAND-CUFFED a BITCH Named CHERYL, I RAPED HER; DUCT-TAPED HER; then Ate a SAWED-OFF BARREL! And when my BRAINS Left a STAIN on the CARPET SEAMS, NOTHING ELSE MATTERED BUT MY FUCKED-UP DREAMS!

YOU DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO MY RAPS?! I'LL FUCKIN' RAM THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT! TAKE COMMAND OF THE BOAT! AND YOUR MAN'LL GET CHOKED... AND SMOKED, BITCH YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE!? SOMEBODY HAND ME A SMOKE, WHILE I DO A CRACK TOKE! PLEASE STOP TALKING BACK, BLOKE!
WHEN I UNLEASH A SHOT-GUN SHELL, I'll MEET THE BEAST, WHEN I'M LOCKED IN HELL! THEY RHYMES BE SOFTER THAN COTTONELLE, AND THEY MOM'S VAGINA HAS A ROTTEN SMELL!

I Could Make you have NEUROLOGICAL BREAK-DOWN! I GOT METHODS I USE, WHEN I WANNA INDUCE... A FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL SHAKE-DOWN! START PUMPIN' THE BRAKES NOW! I'MA CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE; WOW! MY STYLE IS PSYCHOSOMATIC, and IDIOSYNCRATIC! EVEN GOT HATERS ECSTATIC; THEY WIVES LOCKED IN-THE-ATTIC!

I'LL DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR BRAIN UNTIL YOU START TO TWITCH, AND DEPART, YOU SNITCH! DID YOU FART, YOU BITCH?! RIP APART THE STITCH! GLOVE COMPARTMENT'S RICH... AND OVERFLOWING WITH LOOT! WHILE YOUR BITCH LOOK CUTE... IN HER DESIGNER SUIT, I REFINE OR REBOOT, SEEK THE ABSOLUTE!
It Isn't That hard for Me to HACK Your COMPUTER, Download Some #PORN, Fuckin' WHACK it to some COOTER! Yeah the RY-GUY Goin' SHOOT HER AND EXECUTE'ER... I'LL BOMB THE HEAD OFFICE OF Thomson Reuters !!! It Isn't that Hard to Install a KEY-LOGGING PROGRAM! To STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, WHILE WE HIT YOU WIT' A SLOW JAM! YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO, FAM! I'm SNORTING SOME BLOW, WHAM!
I DO MOST OF MY #HACKING UNDER THE #ANONYMOUS BANNER! HEAR THEIR OMINOUS #SLANDER! Nah, The Eco Won't GROVEL or PANDER; I AM THE COMMANDER!
Sometimes I even PhotoShop FAKE I.D.'s! Like I Got a DISEASE! I'll bring your Norton AntiVirus Software... To its FUCKIN' KNEES! Bitch, PLEASE!

I've Got MORE PICK-UP LINES THAN James Bond DOES! So I Dare The SMOOTHEST PLAYERS, "GO AGAINST ME, CUZ!!!" I will MACK on The LADIES, and JACK Your MERCEDES, 'CAUSE HOMEBOY ECO GOT GAME! CHICO IS MY NICK-NAME! AND I'M OUT TO COP FAME! AND NIGGA, I WON'T STOP SHAME, I'LL SEE YOU DROPPED AND MAIMED! it's ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING SAME!

EVERY CHICK THAT I PASS, INSTINCTIVELY MOVES TOWARD MY DICK! SO ECO TALKS THEM INTO BED, JUST LIKE A MAGIC TRICK!
YEAH SEE THE RY-GUY'S DICK! EVERY VEIN BE THICK! WHEN THERE'S CLITS 2 FLICK, IT SURE DOES THE TRICK, NOW BITCH, LET ME LICK!! PLEASE PLEASE GET TO ME QUICK! ...I'LL HIRE A #DOMINATRIX TO LITERALLY SUCK ME INTO THE #MATRIX! She'll BITTERLY FUCK ME; AND GIVE ME MY FIX! I'M THE KING OF SEDUCTION... I COULD PROVIDE YOU INSTRUCTIONS! I MAKE THE HEAT RISE JUST SEMI-INDUCTION! WIT'WHOEVER I'M FUCKIN'.... YEAH THE ECO KEEPS TRUCKIN'!

I KNOW THE EXACT WORDS TO SAY TO GET IN-THEY-PANTS!! I KNOW TO FEIGN INTEREST, HOW TO FAKE ROMANCE! I KNOW HOW TO CRACK JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH 'TIL IT HURTS! AND I KNOW HOW TO HIT THEM SPOTS THAT MAKE THE LADIES SQUIRT!!!

Some Days I Sit and Listen to Marilyn Manson.... While I'm RIPPED on Weed, METH, Crack & HEROIN, DANCIN' ...
And I Got this BITCH, NAMED 'CHERYL LYNN', that I'm ROMANCIN'...but MY GUN-BARREL KEEPS ON ENTRANCIN'!

If Eminem Calls Himself a 'SKILL-AHOLIC' Then I'm a HYDRAULIC, HYPERBOLIC CHRONIC ALCOHOLIC! AND I'M BEIN' SYMBOLIC!... I Will REACH 4 Yo WALLET! How I SEE IT'S HOW I CALL IT!

MY LIFE FEELS LIFE A DYSTOPIAN FICTION, AS I WRESTLE WITH THIS FUCKED-UP OPIATE ADDICTION DON'T WANNA CAUSE FRICTION.... JUST WANNA GROW THICK SKIN!

I Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard! I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD! I'm INDISPENSABLE...IR-REPREHENSIBLE... Totally NON-SENSIBLE; Yet Feelin' OSTENSIBLE... I SPIT SHIT, So HYPOTHETICAL; A TAD THEORETICAL; Come Eat EDIBLES with THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL!!!

Because Under-Neath The Mask Is a #WarLock! While Underneath Your Ramblings is some MORE TALK! Don't Make Me Come And Slice Off A Piece of YOUR COCK! While I Wait...Just RIGHT OUTSIDE your mothafuckin' DOOR, STALK! DOOR STALK!

I Bust RHYMES Like SATAN, while I'm CONTEMPLATIN' Internally-DEBATIN' 'Bout Who We BE HATIN' Stick #VOODOO Dolls in the EYE, While I Sit here and CRY! Oh, Won't You Let The RY-GUY CARESS YO FUCKIN' THIGH! TOO DEPRESSED 2 BE HIGH! WHILE THE TIME FLIES OBJECTIVELY BY!
No SHIT, SHERLOCK! What's This SHIT That You Talk?! It's a BIT-TOO-GREAT to ARTICULATE, So I CAPITULATE! I Be Lookin' Like A BOSS In My FEDORA HAT! You Cats Gonna Get LOST; I'll Make You SNORE AT THAT! ...You Gonna Get TOSSED By My COMBAT BAT! I'm Out To BAG ME A RAT!!! preferably one who be FAT!

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I'll Be the DOPEST MUSICIAN of the 2020's! I Refer to My #GROUPIES as My 'RabbitHole BUNNIES'! I'm Out To Make MONEY! So Much It Ain't FUNNY! Get a Taste dat PUSSY, 'Dat's SWEETER THAN HONEY! You Know I'M FUCKING INSANE! AND I HIGH-JACK PLANES! #SWAGGER Pumps Through MUH VEINS! AND A SHIT-TONNE OF #COCAINE! Yeah I'll SNORT a BRICK! While They SUCK MY DICK! Yeah, They Can GUM MY DONG, OR NUMB MY SCHLONG, IT WON'T BE LONG, 'Til I GET CROWNED Like the Prince of Hong Kong !
I'm An AUDIENCE AMAZER! I'll FUCKING ZAP YOU WIT' MY LASER! #PIG #POLICE PACK A TASER! AND @Kesley Grammar Plays Frasier ! My GUITAR HAS A PHASER! SLASH YO NECK WIT' A RAZOR!!

I'll STAB You In The SHOWER, And GRAB You; I'm EMPOWERED! Now This MASSACRE FLOWERED! And The ACIDIC TASTE SOURED! Yeah, I'll Creep Right Up On You Like NORMAN BATES At My CONCERTS, Blood Flows, where The DOORMAN WAITS! I'm a CERTIFIED Psycho ; I'm Here 2 IGNITE, YO! I'm Comin' 2 BITE YOU! I'll SLASH YOU ; I'll FIGHT YOU! I've GOT DYNAMITE TOO!

Once I Cut Out A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S AMYGDALA! I Will STEAL AND HOT-WIRE YOUR CHEVROLET IMPALA!
Or I Could EAT YOU and MAKE Some HUMAN MARSALA! 'Cause I'm a #CANNIBAL; Who's Just Caught a Fuckin' Plane to Bala...

I Put PLASTIC SHEETS ON-THE-WALLS! So the BLOOD-FLOW JUST FALLS! AND PASSERSBY CAN'T HEAR YOUR CALLS!
I'LL FUCKIN' CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!! As She's DYING, IN BLOOD SHE SCRAWLS!\

If I EVER Manage to SET YOU FREE... YOU'LL FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE NOT TO FUCK WITH ME! Eternally, You'll BLEED! Word 2 Those In-The-NEED! If Y'all Wanna SUCCEED, Do AWAY WITH DOPE & GREED!

So With SURGICAL PRECISION I Make A DEEP INCISION! YOUR SCREAMS INVITE DERISION! I'm NOT ONE FOR SUPERSTITION.... DAWG, ALL I REALLY WANT'S TO BE A RAP MUSICIAN! THERE'S NO CONTRITION! I HAVE MY OWN VOLITION!!!
I've got Bodies to EXHUME! So I go and RAID a TOMB....
Steal Scraps from the MORGUE and the OPERATING ROOM! Detonating FUMES...

I Plunder the GRAVEYARD, ....and make a slut SLAVE HARD!
And I Got Crystal Meth SHARDS, For all of you RETARDS!

Hear the Last OUTPOURINGS, Of a Spirit, ONCE SOARING, WHOSE LIFE HAS GROWN BORING, AND I'M TIRED OF JUST WHORING... AS I LAY IN BED, SNORING, UNTIL I HEAR THE DOOR RING... AT FOUR-IN-THE MORNING....
I Hide Behind HUMOR, Like an INFECTIOUS TUMOR, 'Cause IT MASKS My DEEP HURT, As I BASK in the DIRT... I Give a SUDDEN SPURT, YET IT SEEMS, I HAVE NO LIFE LEFT TO EXERT!
Masquerade Behind the TEARS of a CLOWN, Whose Smile FADES to a FROWN, AROUND TOWN, HE'S RENOWNED, AS A LEGEND IN THE UNDERGROUND... MAYBE SOON HE'LL BE FOUND, THOUGH THERE'S NO ONE AROUND, JUST THE DEAFENING SOUND, PLEASE LEAVE ME HERE, IN A BURIAL MOUND!
I DON'T WANNA LIVE THIS LIFE NO MORE, EVERYTHING, I ABHOR, DON'T WANNA WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S IN-STORE, GIVE ME GOTHIC GORE, FOREVER MORE, IN A WORLD I DEPLORE... I'M A LITERAL WHORE... FOUND DEAD-ON-THE-FLOOR, AND I STILL HAVEN'T REACHED THE CORE.... SO JUST SHUT THE DOOR, AND CUT THE POOR... LONELY HEART, THAT LONGS TO DEPART FROM A LIFE THAT WASN'T HIS FROM THE VERY START... I JUST FALL APART.

I'LL FUCKIN' EXCISE YOUR NEO-CORTEX SUCK YOU INTO MY VORTEX!!! START A FIGHT WITH @BROOKS ORPIKS! I JUST HAD TO POST FOUR PICS! NOW I RUN TO THE STORE QUICK! AND I'M OUT TO STEAL (YOUR) CHICKS!!! PUMPED 2 GO 2 WAR, TRICK! IT'S LIKE THE ECO HAS FOUR DICKS!

Bury Me wit' an AK -47 So I can Gun HATERZ Down when I go to HEAVEN!!! To the HOMIES passed ON... I'LL LEAVE THIS GANGSTA SONG!! AND I WON'T STEER YA WRONG! ALL ALONG...ECHOES THRONG!

I CAN'T HELP BUT KICK RHYMES WIT' SUPERIOR ABILITY!! AND DEMONSTRATIN' SUPEB AND EXPERT AGILITY! I'LL BOMB THE FACILITY! I'VE GOT NO HUMILITY! YOU CLAIM TO BE A G, WELL THEN COME! MAKE A KILL WIT' ME!

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