
THE THING IS... I MAY GET ARRESTED A LOT, BUT I NEVER LOSE IN COURT OR GO TO JAIL BECAUSE I AM TOO SMART...., AND I HAVE A MILLION EXCUSES, STORIES, CONTINGENGY PLANS, AND EXIT-STRATEGIES LINED UP JUST
IN CASE THE PIG POLICE COME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, SAYING "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" THIS IS WHY I NEVER DO TIME IN REAL JAIL, DESPITE BEING AN ANARCHIST WHO KNOWINGLY BREAKS EVERY LAW IN THE BOOK....
I DO IT BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT. THAT I CAN CLAIM MENTAL ILLNESS OR DISCRIMINATION AGAINST BISEXUAL PEOPLE OR WHATEVER TO GET SLAPPED-ON-THE-WRIST IN-COURT.
I AM ABOVE THE FUCKING LAW.

The police will appreciate this info. Thanks Ryan.