Topic: A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO, MAN INVENTED THE WHEEL...
+Eco — 6.4 years ago #54,965
FAST-FORWARD TO 2019, WHEN THE RYGUY DISCOVERED THAT YOU CAN MELT CHOCOLATE INTO COFFEE AND ITS TASTES BOMB!ALSO, CHOCOLATE HAS CHEMICALS IN IT THAT MIMIC FEMALE HORMONES, MAKE WOMEN HORNY, AND ACT AS AN APHRODISIAC, SO PUTTING SOME CHOCOLATE IN YOUR GIRLS' COFFEE IS LIKE SLIPPING HER A ROOFIE, BUT SHE CAN'T CHARGE YOU FOR DRUGGING HER, BECAUSE IT'S JUST CHOCOLATE!
+Anonymous B — 6.4 years ago, 41 minutes later[T] [B] #579,202
So you re-invented mocha? Cool story bro.
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