Topic: ECO, when was your first time? With whom? How? Why?

+Anonymous A — 6.4 years ago #54,910

ECO, when was your first time? With whom? How? Why?
Both illegal substances
and intimacy (treat it as two separate questions) thanks.

+Eco — 6.4 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #578,913

SUBSTANCES:
WELL I USED TO ROB MY GRANDPA'S LIQUOR CABINET SINCE THE AGE OF 7 OR 8...AND I STARTED SMOKING AND SELLING WEED AT THE AGE OF 17....
AS FAR AS THE HARDER DRUGS, I DIDN'T START USING 'STREET DRUGS' 'MOLLY' (M.D.M.A.) UNTIL THE AGE OF 27, WHEN I WAS LIVING IN EDMONTON ALBERTA, MAKING DECENT MONEY...I WAS SUICIDAL WHEN I FIRST STARTED TAKING MOLLY, AND I WAS HALF-AFRAID IT WOULD KILL ME, BUT I FIGURED WHATEVER...I WANNA DIE...BECAUSE MY FIANCEE OF 9 YEARS LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER MAN...I DIDN'T START FUCKING WITH CRACK, METH, AND HEROIN UNTIL THE LAST COUPLE YEARS, SO I AM A 'DRUG N00BIE'.

INTIMACY:
16 YEARS-OLD...MY FIRST TIME HAVING SEX WAS WHEN I WAS 16, WITH MY FIRST-GIRLFRIEND, JESSICA, WHO I MET THROUGH A COUSIN...I REMEMBER MY FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER VIVIDLY, AND THAT I PUT ON NINE INCH NAILS 'PRETTY HATE MACHINE' TO FUCK TO, BECAUSE OF ITS GROOVY BEATS ON SONGS LIKE 'SANCTIFIED' OR 'THE ONLY TIME'...I USED A CONDOM AT THE TIME, ALTHOUGH I AM NOW FIRMLY-AGAINST WEARING ANY RUBBERS! JESSICA WAS AWESOME, BECAUSE WE WOULD FUCK LIKE 5-10 TIMES PER DAY, USUALLY GOING FOR UP TO 45 MINUTES (I WAS CERTAINLY NO MINUTEMAN THEN, EVEN IF I AM A LITTLE 'QUICK ON THE TRIGGER' THESE DAYS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON), AND JESSICA INTRODUCED ME TO HETERO ANAL SEX, WHICH I ADORE TO THIS DAY. I REMEMBER HER LAYING ON MY GRANDMAS COUCH, OPENING UP HER BATH-ROBE AND TELLING ME TO 'COME AND GET IT'...MORE WOMEN SHOULD BE LIKE JESSICA; I SHOULD HAVE 'WIFED-HER-UP!'

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·Eco — 6.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #578,914

DID I ADEQUATELY ANSWER YOUR QUESTION??

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME??

~E

+Anonymous C — 6.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,990

How large is your penis?

+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.4 years ago, 15 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #579,015

@578,913 (Eco)
If I ever see you in real life I'm going to bash your fucking face in.

·Eco — 6.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #579,047

@578,990 (C)
> How large is your penis?
6.75 TO 7 INCHES WHEN FULLY-ERECT (USING SEWING MEASURING TAPE, ACCOUNTING FOR THE CURVE, AND MEASURING FROM THE BASE, AT THE TOP OF MY SHAFT).

·Eco — 6.4 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #579,048

@579,015 (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
> If I ever see you in real life I'm going to bash your fucking face in.

NOT IF I FUCK YOU UP FIRST ;) WE WILL SEE.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.4 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #579,049

my friend in barrie rn

·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #579,073

@579,048 (Eco)
I will ring your fucking neck.

+Anonymous F — 6.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #579,086

@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
> I will ring your fucking neck.

That's WRING you fucking illiterate fuck.

·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #579,088

@previous (F)

Do you have something better to do with your life than correct spelling errors on a backwater internet forum you fucking autist?

·Anonymous F — 6.4 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #579,089

@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
> I have nothing better to do with my life than spend my life on a backwater internet forum because I'm a fucking autistic fuck.

We know.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #579,092

@previous (F)
same tbh

+Anonymous G — 6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #579,102

This is a terrible place

·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #579,111

@579,089 (F)

Nice mad post. You seem a bit cross.

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