Topic: LIFE IS GREAT!...BECAUSE THE ECO MOVING WEIGHT! PLEASE RESIST THE URGE TO TALK SHIT OR PLAYA-HATE!

+Eco — 6.4 years ago #54,909

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU SEMEN-SLURPING ASS-FAIRIES!

BUSINESS BE BOOMING FOR THE ECO, AND I AM MAKING A LOT OF NEW FRIENDS SELLING 'CHOCOLATE BARS', AND MY FAMILY AGREED TO PUT THEIR MONEY TOGETHER AND BUY THE 'RECORD LABEL IN A BOX' KIT I HAVE BEEN EYEING FOR CHRISTMAS.

I GOT ALL THE WEED, AND HAVE EVEN SOLD A FEW DIGITAL RECORDS.

I PUT AN ADD ON KIJIJI AND FAGSLIST, RECRUITING LOCAL TALENT, AND I FOUND THIS GANGSTER RAPPER FROM TORONTO, WITH A HARD, AGGRESSIVE STREET STYLE AND A CHICK WHO SOUNDS LIKE EMILY HAINES (THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND , METRIC) TO COLLABORATE WITH. THAT IS NOT TO MENTION I HAVE A FEW BUDDIES AND A COUPLE COUSINS WHO RAP, AND I KNOW SEVERAL DECENT BEAT-PRODUCERS/MIX-MASTERS.

STAFFING MY FUTURE RECORD LABEL WILL PROVE TO BE AS EASY AS STEALING CANDY FROM A BABY (AN ACTIVITY I WOULD RECOMMEND FOR FOLKS WITH TOO MUCH LEISURE TIME ON-THEIR-HANDS....

HOW ARE 'THE ASSHOLES OF THE INTERNET' DOING ON THIS FINE FESTIVE DAY??

+Anonymous B — 6.4 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #578,906

Dude, you need to quit that shit. It's ruining your psyche. It will kill you...
Your life already looks like the script for "requiem for a dream"

+Anonymous C — 6.4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #578,912

still wondering when you're gonna close that parenthesis

·Eco (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #578,916

@previous (C)
> still wondering when you're gonna close that parenthesis

I NOTICED THAT TOO...I AM A 'GRAMMAR NAZI' TOO, BRO...BUT 10 MINUTES PASSED AND IT WON'T LET ME MAKE ANY MORE EDITS OR REVISIONS.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

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