Topic: MOVIE CHARACTERS THAT ARE LITERALLY YOU... I'LL BEGIN...'SEBASTIAN' FROM 'CRUEL INTENTIONS'.

+Eco — 6.5 years ago #54,864

I USED TO BE 'THE HEART COLLECTOR'...(SEE THE SONG AT THE BOTTOM OF MY POST FOR THE REFERENCE...)

I USED TO BE 'SEBASTIAN' FROM 'CRUEL INTENTIONS'...

I SAW WOMEN AS CONQUESTS, COUNTED HOW MANY WOMEN I SEDUCED AND SLEPT-WITH, I EVEN KEPT A FUCKING DIARY LIKE SEBASTIAN DOES IN THE 'CRUEL INTENTIONS' MOVIES, WHEREIN I DETAILED MY SEXUAL ESCAPADES...I AM GENERALLY REGARDED AS A SUAVE, WELL-DRESSED, WELL-SPOKEN GENTLEMEN ON-THE-OUTSIDE, PLAGUED BY FIERCE INNER DEMONS.

DID I LEARN MY LESSON, AMEND MY WAYS, REPENT, PAY-IT-FORWARD, AND SUFFER AND PAY THE COST FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE, BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE???
ONLY TIME WILL TELL...

PIC-RELATED IS SEBASTIAN'S JOURNAL FROM THE C.I. SERIES, WHEREIN HE WRITES ABOUT AND KEEPS PICTURES OF HIS VARIOUS SEXUAL CONQUEST

GOOD LUCK FINDING MY 'SEX JOURNAL'; I BURIED THAT STUPID THING SOMEWHERE CADAVER DOGS CAN'T EVEN FIND IT ;)

TELL ME IT'S NOT TOO-LATE FOR ME TO CHANGE, BRO'S...MUCH LIKE SEB. AND SEB.'S SISTER, THE FOXY SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, I AM A HOPELESS COCAINE-ADDICT.

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MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL-TIME; IT COULDN'T RING MORE RELEVANT THAN IT DOES NOW:

"NEVERMORE TO FEEL THE PAIN!
THE 'HEART COLLECTOR' SANG...
AND I WON'T BE FEELING HOLLOW FOR SO LONG!
NEVERMORE TO FEEL THE PAIN!
THE WORDS FALL OUT LIKE FIRE!
*BELIEVE...WHEN YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ANYMORE..." **

https://youtu.be/5cqaXTek_-U

||| NEVERMORE |||

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·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #578,574

CONFESSION: I'VE KINDA SORTA BEEN 'COS-PLAYING' OR 'LARP-ING' (LIVE-ACTION-ROLE-PLAYING) AS SEBASTIAN FOR YEARS (WELL OVER A DECADE); SOME OF YOU ARE JUST TOO SLOW TO CATCH ON...I HAVE WATCHED THE MOVIES COUNTLESS TIMES, AND STUDIED EVERY ASPECT OF THEM, FROM HIS WARDROBE AND DEMEANOR, TO THE STRATEGIES HE USES TO GET WOMEN (AND EVEN MEN) INTO BED..

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+Kook !!ZFuFsbTdWG — 6.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,728

How can this be true when you have retard voice?

·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,730

@previous (Kook !!ZFuFsbTdWG)
> How can this be true when you have retard voice?

my voice sounds 1000 times better in-person, and i have quite the vocal range...i can do deep, sexy, grungy-sounding bellows or high-pitched 'castrated choir-boy' singing...

+Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,781

You're more of the boy on "Diary of a Wimpy Kid."

+Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,787

You need to look up the word "literally".

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