Topic: I masturbate over the stupidest shit

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.4 years ago #54,817

this is probably the real reason I dont cum during sex because I learned to cum to some stupid shit first. thanks for reading.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #578,224

I hate this thread

+Anonymous B — 6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #578,227

Can I cum inside you?

+Anonymous C — 6.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #578,228

Ducks relax and enjoy yourself.
Many years behind me and hope many years still in front of me. So this is what I have run into.
Girl who was used to getting off in bathtub underwater spout - Took many months to have her get off with a partner(me) Just a matter of a caring partner and time.

Could give you many other examples. Women and Vibs - They become so dependent on them which is totally OK - However when it came to partner sex the partner had to figure out how to use a combo of Vibe and other techniques to move the Gal away from TOTAL Dependency on the Vibe - CAN Say 100% successful but it did take time

So until you end up in a long term relationship you just need to take care of yourself and your needs and just not worry about the Other The other cums when it is the right time with the right partner that cares enough to work with you.

The books say only YOU can do you to your total satisfaction. Which may be true - Does not include cuddling and so many other benefits one gets from Partner Love Making.

Over the few years I have read your posts - You are open and honest so just keep doing that and when you have a decent partner just share what works for you and what does NOT - You will run into a few that will not give you the time of day after you share because all they want is to get OFF. So I am not telling you this is going to be easy -

Just keep working harder at finding a CARING PARTNER - Not some bum looking for a good time.

Late for me and doing Christmas stuff so when Christmas is over I can go on a MUCH NEEDED Ski Trip. Not going to be out your way in Canada because frankly I hate just hate the ICE you have in your neck of the woods. British Columbia will be my 2nd stop after my 1st choice.

I do love ICE but to climb not to ski and fall DOWN ON - CRASH on ICE is NOT NOT NOT Fun - Crash on Powder Snow can be much like Sex (after one is high nuff on Endorphins

Over n Out

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,234

you masturbated over bert?

+Anonymous E — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,235

@578,228 (C)
Illegible gibberish.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,252

@578,234 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
no but I could

@578,228 (C)
I use my hands

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 6.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,257

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> no but I could
unbelieveable, he is the most absolute stupidest shit i can think of

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,258

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
yeah I can just masturbate to anything, help

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,262

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
masturbate to this
grabs dick

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 50 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,263

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I missed that lol gave me warm fuzzy feelings

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,265

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
long live TC meme ;)

+Anonymous F — 6.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,293

dicks out for Harambe

+Eco — 6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,297

Ducky...Please stop 'flicking your bean' to my photographs; there is a human being attached to 'DEEZ NUTS'.

"When I get undressed,
Ladies' Clits get pressed,
'Cause I'm the Best In The West;
I'll Put A Knife Through Ya Chest!"
~Eco

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous B — 6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,299

@previous (Eco)
Ducky has more taste than to have sex with a moron with a cleft lip.

·Eco — 6.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,301

@previous (B)
> Ducky has more taste than to have sex with a moron with a cleft lip.

SHUT YOUR JEALOUS-ASS MOUTH YOU PUNK BITCH.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,303

bruh

+Syntax — 6.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,304

Ya all have a Great Friday in total with of course Who/Whom has not cleaned his Roach Coach should get with that.

OVER n OUT - First 24 hr/fitness for 1.5 hours and am again forced to do this in Downtown SD as otherwise the Traffic to events after wood be NEAR Impossible
In 30 Mins the Traffic starts to be a NIGHTMARE with no alternate route possible

IF one were to want a drink as paid4 from my wallet I can 1st be found here

7:30pm
Sue Palmer Quintet @ Proud Mary's
When Fri, December 13, 7:30pm – 10:30pm
Where5550 Kearny Mesa Rd, San Diego, CA 92111 (Proud Mary's Southern Bar & Grill)

Again a Fri Nite where I truly need a clone - Grant Grill at 8PM impossible but later can and and so many other choices 2Play n maybe get a kiss from some girl I have never met nor will no her name - Well odds on that are not HIGH but clearly Possible

Just super cool that this Swing Band the Queen of Boogie Woogie, starts at 7:30 PM

ZoooOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooM---------------->

·Anonymous B — 6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,312

@578,301 (Eco)
> > Ducky has more taste than to have sex with a moron with a cleft lip.
>
> SHUT YOUR JEALOUS-ASS MOUTH YOU PUNK BITCH.

You seem upset Minuteman.

+Anonymous I — 6.4 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,335

I don’t tell many people this but this one time I was in a small hotel room with my parents watching tv and I pulled the blankets over my head and imagined getting beat up by a hot chick I saw at a theme park earlier that day and came harder than I ever had before.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,343

@previous (I)
lmaoo adorable

·Syntax — 6.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,365

@578,304 (Syntax)

+Syntax — 6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,372

ZoooOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooM---------------->

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #578,378

hard to believe a middle aged woman post this shit

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 6.4 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #578,402

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It's hard to believe people don't know 40's is middle aged

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #578,403

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
omg I'm 25 ok i was joking
40s is middle aged 2 me

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 6.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #578,423

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I think I was joking, I had just woken up and felt salty

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