Topic: CHASER, SIR?? "WHEN I'M DRINKING WATER, I DRINK WATER...WHEN I'M DRINKING WHISKEY, I DRINK WHISKEY."

+Eco — 6.5 years ago #54,804

WHEN ORDERING WHISKEY, BARTENDERS USUALLY ASK ME IF I WOULD LIKE A CHASER (WATER) TO GO WITH IT.

IN THESE SCENARIOS, I LOOK THE BARTENDER STRAIGHT IN-THE-EYE AND, IN MY BEST #IRISH ACCENT, I TELL THEM:

"WHEN I'M DRINKING WATER, I DRINK WATER...WHEN I'M DRINKING WHISKEY, I DRINK WHISKEY." (A JOHN WAYNE QUOTE, FROM THE IRISH CLASSIC 'THE QUIET MAN').

IN AN AGE OF COSMO'S, APPLE-TINI'S, AND FRUITY CHICK DRINKS, US IRISH LADS NEED TO EXCERCISE SOME DEGREE OF QUALITY CONTROL OVER OUR LIQUOR!

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #578,141

Why don't you open your mouth and take a nice healthy gulp of my yellow dehydrated piss?

·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #578,142

@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
> Why don't you open your mouth and take a nice healthy gulp of my yellow dehydrated piss?

NO THANKS...ALL THE LITTLE BOYS' SEMEN YOU ROUTINELY SWALLOW MAY ALTER THE MAKE-UP OF YOUR PISS, AND IT MIGHT MAKE ME SICK, BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER!

~E

·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #578,143

@previous (Eco)
You have a sick mind little boy.

+Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 14 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,182

@OP
> BARTENDERS USUALLY ASK ME IF I WOULD LIKE A CHASER (WATER)

A chaser is not water you fucking retard, it's another alcoholic drink to go with the whiskey.

·Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,290

Bump to highlight your retardation.

+Grover !jqZkAz4Usg — 6.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,291

@578,182 (C)
> > BARTENDERS USUALLY ASK ME IF I WOULD LIKE A CHASER (WATER)
>
> A chaser is not water you fucking retard, it's another alcoholic drink to go with the whiskey.

Eco isn't in the UK Thanks

+Anonymous E — 6.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #578,309

@OP
bump

+Anonymous F — 6.5 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #578,417

@OP
bump

·Anonymous F — 6.4 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #578,915

@OP
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