
Quick!...What Brand of CIGGIES do you Pimps and Pimp'ettes Smoke??
Before Some PINK-LUNGED-PRICK Chimes in With "DUR-HUR-HUR...But I don't smoke; it causes CANCER!"
NEWSFLASH, Professor BUZZ-KILL...We all gotta go Sometime!; I'd rather Shave a Few Years off my Life Expectancy and enjoy life during the 50-70 years I am alive, enhanced by substances including alcohol, marijuana, and nicotine.
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Here are Eco's 5 Favorite Smoke Brands (In No Particular Order):
#1 - Du Maurier
#2- Belmont
#3- Marlboro
#4- Oakdale (a Native Brand, with Charcoal Filters [Belmont imitations]
#5- Camel Yelllow's (The American Camels, not the Canadian Cardboard-tasting ones)
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"It's A Crazy Situation...But all I need is CIGARETTES and ALCOHOL!"
~OASIS
"LIGHT'EM UP, YEAH...SMOKE'EM IF YOU GOT'EM!"
~NEW POLITICS
(Edited 5 minutes later.)
ALSO, TOBACCO IS A SACRED HERB TO THE NATIVE AMERICANS WHO WE HAVE KILLED EN-MASSE IN A #GENOCIDE. BY BUYING TOBACCO PRODUCTS (ESPECIALLY FROM A NATIVE RESERVE), YOU ARE ACTUALLY PUTTING MONEY IN THE POCKETS OF NATIVES WHO HAVE BEEN MARGINALIZED FOR CENTURIES, AND YOU ARE HELPING THEM OUT. NEXT TIME SOMEONE CRITICIZES YOU FOR SMOKING, BE SURE TO POINT THAT OUT
@578,135 (B)
> Enjoy cancer you punk bitch
I WILL...AND I WILL ENJOY LIFE TOO.