Topic: "WE SHOULD BE GUIDING HIS COCK, NOT BLOCKING IT!" (SuperBad; 2007) ; #StopCockBlockery
+Eco — 6.5 years ago #54,770
"MCLOVIN' IS OUR FRIEND; WE SHOULD BE GUIDING HIS COCK, NOT BLOCKING IT!" ; #StopCockBlockery********
FOLLOWING UP ON MY EARLIER POST REGARDING SHAIBY RELENTLESSLY 'COCK-BLOCKING' ME, I MUST ADD THAT MY OWN MOTHER IS THE WORST OFFENDER WHEN IT COMES TO COCK-BLOCKERY.
MANY TIMES, SHE HAS SHOWN UP OR INTERRUPTED JUST MINUTES BEFORE I AM ABOUT TO GET-IT-IN. WHEN I WAS 16, I HAD TO KEEP MY BEDROOM DOOR OPEN WHEN I WAS HAVING A GIRL OVER...
WHY???
FROM AN EVOLUTIONARY PERSPECTIVE, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE FOR A MOTHER TO COCK-BLOCK HER SON! IF SHE DOES, HER SON CAN'T REPRODUCE AND GIVE HER BEAUTIFUL GRAND-BABIES!
WHEN IN A DRY-SPELL, OR SOMETIMES WHEN I LIKE TO TREAT MYSELF, I WILL PAY A 'WORKING GIRL' TO FUCK OR BLOW ME. MY MOTHER HAS ARRIVED ON-SCENE AT HOTELS AFTER I HAVE ALREADY PAID THE GIRL, AND I AM TRYING TO GET SOME ACTION.
IN THE FUTURE, I HOPE MY MOM WILL TAKE A LESSON FROM THE COPS IN THE 2007 MOVIE, SUPERBAD, WHO SAY "MCLOVIN' IS OUR FRIEND; WE SHOULD BE GUIDING HIS COCK, NOT BLOCKING IT!"
I LOVE YOU, MOM, BUT IF THE DOOR'S CLOSED OR MY PHONE IS OFF, WHATEVER YOU ARE PESTERING ME FOR CAN WAIT!
+mordor — 6.5 years ago, 14 hours later[T] [B] #578,168
cock blocking is a punishable offense
not by government like communists do but from the people. the people who enforce their own moral guideline
keep your race and nation pure cause that's the Nazi way
back in high school there was a girl I was creeping on hardcore and she was sort of awkward. one day one of her friends asked me "what do you want with (anonymous female)"
and I says "hit it and quit it" and I take a step closer to her in an intimidating way and say "and you better not try to cock block me, or theres gonna be trouble"
and I meant it
not by government like communists do but from the people. the people who enforce their own moral guideline
keep your race and nation pure cause that's the Nazi way
back in high school there was a girl I was creeping on hardcore and she was sort of awkward. one day one of her friends asked me "what do you want with (anonymous female)"
and I says "hit it and quit it" and I take a step closer to her in an intimidating way and say "and you better not try to cock block me, or theres gonna be trouble"
and I meant it
·mordor — 6.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,169
and whats with those minichan cucks banning Eco?
·mordor — 6.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,170
Eco knows what gets people moist
·mordor — 6.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,171
minichan mods are all big fat fucks that only know that moist is what causes some of their chunk funk and irritation under their greasy fat folds·mordor — 6.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3KPehKa1FMMC mods are just jelly
its their own fault
its their own decision to be fat and gay
+Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,173
FAT GAY AND JEWISH: THE FAKE ANON STORY
·Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,176
·Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,177
@OPman
whats the deal with your mom knowing what hotel you are at?
and her just showing up at your hotel room?
·Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,178
+Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #578,181
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