Topic: "BUT ECO! YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO START A RECORD LABEL".: I SURE-AS-HELL CAN WITH THIS 'STARTER KIT'!
+Eco — 6.5 years ago #54,684
THIS NIFTY LITTLE 'RECORD LABEL IN A BOX' CONTAINS EVERYTHING I NEED TO LEGALLY START A RECORD LABEL! (BESIDES STUDIO EQUIPMENT, WHICH I CAN RENT, AND I KNOW FRIENDS WHO HAVE HOME STUDIOS), THE BASIC KIT ONLY COSTS $199, AND CONTAINS FREE DISTRIBUTION FOR 5 ARTISTS, BARCODES, LEGALLY-BINDING ARTIST CONTRACTS, AND MUCH MORE...
SO ON A $200 BUDGET, EVEN A BROKE-ASS LIKE THE ECO CAN GET HIS OWN INDIE RECORD LABEL OFF-THE-GROUND AND START MAKING SOME MONEY IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY...
NOW I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE ALL 'NAY-SAYERS' WHO WOULD LOVE TO SEE ME FAIL, SO LET'S HEAR ALL THE REASONS WHY MY RECORD LABEL WON'T WORK AND WILL END UP GOING BELLY-UNDER??
~ECOMANIAC
+Anonymous B — 6.5 years ago, 27 minutes later[T] [B] #577,854
Because you're a failure.
+Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,861
because you're a delusional junky who can't even manage himself
+Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,862
Because nobody has made money distributing physical media for the last 5 years.
+Anonymous E — 6.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,863
Buying this box of shit isn't going to improve your sound or increase sales. Why don't you take that $200 and invest in some voice coaching if you're just going to piss it away.
+Anonymous F — 6.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,866
Good luck, my guy.
·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,869
MY NEW RAP ALBUM IS NOW OUT ON ITUNES, APPLE MUSIC, AMAZON MUSIC, SPOTIFY, SOUNDCLOUD, YOUTUBE, TIDAL, PANDORA, NAPSTER, AND IN MANY OTHER ONLINE STORES.JUST SEARCH FOR 'ECOMANIAC: THE ERA OF ECO ALBUM' ON ANY ONE OF THESE PLATFORMS, AND YOU WILL SEE MY ALBUM. YOU CAN GET IT FREE ON SOME SERVICES, BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY BUY THE ALBUM, YOU WILL BE HELPING ME FEED, HOUSE, AND CLOTHE MYSELF, AND I WILL GIVE SOME OF THE $$ GENERATED BY THE ALBUM TO HELP CARE FOR MY DYING GRANDMOTHER.FEEL HONORED AND PRIVILEGED! YOU CAN SAY YOU READ MY RAPS ON TINYCHAN BEFORE ANYONE ELSE IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC!
YOU GUYS WILL BE ABLE TO SAY YOU USED TO READ MY UNDER-GROUND SHIT BEFORE I BLEW UP AND GOT BIG...
NEXT COMES THE MARKETING AND PROMOTION OF MY ALBUM PHASE, AND FINALLY I HOPE TO BOOK SHOWS IN A FEW CITIES ACROSS NORTH AMERICA AND TO DO A BRIEF TOUR, BEFORE I RETURN TO RECORD NEW MATERIALS AND PRODUCE OTHER ARTISTS UNDER MY UP-COMING RECORD LABEL WHICH I INTEND TO NAME 'MANIAC MINDS' ('RABBITHOLE RECORDS' HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN AND REGISTERED BY SOMEONE ELSE IN THE U.S.).
PLEASE WISH ME LUCK AND SUCCESS IN MY MUSICAL ENDEAVOURS, AS IT IS NOT EASY TO MAKE YOURSELF VULNERABLE TO HURTFUL CRITICISM LIKE I DO, AND BECAUSE IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE ONE OF US CHANNERS/ANONS MAKE IT BIG, AND BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS ON AND PRODUCING NEW MATERIAL DAILY, WHICH IS NOT EASY; I DON'T EVEN SLEEP ANYMORE.
YOU CAN FIND MY ALBUM IN OVER 150 ONLINE STORES, INCLUDING ALL OF THE POPULAR SERVICES.
THANKS TO MY DISTRIBUTOR, TUNECORE, FOR MAKING THIS ALBUM AVAILABLE ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS AND PUTTING IT IN FRONT OF LISTENERS...MY SONGS ARE EVEN STARTING TO GET PLAYED ON ONLINE RADIO STATIONS!
AS THE PROGRESSIVE-ROCK BAND, TOOL, SCREAM IN THEIR EPIC BANGER, 'HOOKER WITH A PENIS', OFF THEIR 1996 POLITICALLY-CHARGED FURIOUS ALBUM 'AENIMA' : "I SOLD MY SOUL TO MAKE A RECORD, DIPSHIT...THEN...YOU...BOUGHT...ONE!!!"
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,873
"THEY CALL ME...THE ECO-MANIAC!CRAWLING THROUGH THE CARPET FOR CRUMBS OF CRACK!
I'M THE SICKEST IN THE WORLD!
I'LL STICK IT TO YOUR GIRL!
AS I'M TUGGING ON HER CURLS!
THE EXSTACY UNFURLS!
I'LL SET FIRE TO A MOTHERFUCKING COPPER'S CAR!
AFTER DRIVING AWAY FROM THE TOPLESS BAR...
HAVING ONE-TOO-MANY DRINKS,
SO MY MIND CAN'T THINK,
AND MY BREATH REALLY STINKS,
SO I GARGLE IN THE SINK."
~ECOMANIAC ('DIARY OF A DOPE G'; THE 'ERA OF ECO' ALBUM; 2019; RABBITHOLE RECORDS/MANIAC MINDS)
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,874
"EVERYTHING IS JUST CASH!HATERS CAN KISS OUR ASS!
...THERE'S ENOUGH BLOOD TO FILL UP A BOAT,
AS I SLASH RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FOOTBALL COAT!
...GET THE FUCK OUT! Y'ALL DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT!
I AIN'T LEAVING ANY WITNESSES OR REASONABLE DOUBT!
AS SHOTS GO OFF, AND THE TIRES SQUEAL BEHIND...
YOUR BODY EXPIRES, BUT I DUNNO ABOUT YOUR MIND!
EVERYTHING IS JUST CASH!
HATERS CAN KISS OUR ASS!"
~ECOMANIAC : 'BLOODY TUESDAY' SONG # 12 ON 'THE ERA OF ECO' ALBUM ; 2019 ; RABBITHOLE RECORDS/ MANIAC MINDS.
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==="SHOOT'EM UP; JUST SHOOT'EM UP,; WHAT?!
KILL, KILL, KILL...MURDER, MURDER, MURDER!"
~NAS
·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,875
...OR PERHAPS YOU ARE MORE INTO HORROR-CORE, RAPPED REALLY FAST, WHILE RHYMING A LOT OF BIG, COMPLICATED WORDS QUICKLY, LIKE ONLY A GENIUS LIKE MYSELF IS CAPABLE OF DOING...CHECK OUT MY SONG 'THE ART OF MURDER' FOR PROOF THAT ECO IS THE REAL DEAL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzQaTMZWNw
·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,876
""I'm 'Kind of a BIG DEAL'; I'm Too Sexy to BE REAL;I Make the Ladies SQUEAL, As I COP-A-FEEL, and Strike a DEAL,
You Mouthy Little Punk, Don't Make Reach for the STEEL!
As I'm Drunk Behind the WHEEL, The Tires Screech and PEEL...
Now Shit be So SURREAL;
and Your Fate is SEALED,
Paint the World In Tinges of TEAL,
Have Your Heart for MY LAST MEAL!
You Scream Out In APPEAL,
Let Me Out From the WHEEL,
Watch Your Blood CONGEAL,
As i Cut The Tape REEL!"
~A Quote From Barrie Rapper, 'EcoManiac' (or 'CAYENNE' RYAN NAYLER).
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
·Anonymous F — 6.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,877
Your col awsum dud
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