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Topic: ECO GETS DATE TONIGHT WITH CUTE CHICK WHO JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
+Eco — 6.5 years ago #54,675

SO I WAS LOOKING FOR GIRLS UNDER THE 'FIND FRIENDS' FEATURE ON FACEBOOK, AND I CAME UPON THIS HUNNIE NAMED MEGAN THAT HAD LIKE 22 MUTUAL FRIENDS, SO I MESSAGED HER TELLING HER I HAVE METH AND AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CHILL WITH AND SMOKE UP. USUALLY IF SOMEONE HAS 20 OR MORE MUTUAL FRIENDS IN COMMON, THAT MEANS THEY ARE IN THE DOPE SCENE AND ARE SAFE TO MESSAGE WITH DRUG TALK.
WE VIDEO-CHATTED A COUPLE TIMES, AND SHE WAS TRYING TO COME OVER LAST NIGHT BUT COULDN'T GET A RIDE...
I TOLD HER ABOUT MY BUDDING MUSIC CAREER, AND SHE SEEMED IMPRESSED AND OFFERED SOME SUGGESTIONS AND ADVICE. SHE ALSO INFORMED ME THAT SHE WAS RECENTLY RELEASED FROM JAIL, BUT THE CHARGES WEREN'T FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS...
I THINK SHE SEEMS TO HAVE THAT NURTURING, EAGER-TO-PLEASE ATTITUDE THAT I LIKE IN A WOMAN AND I LIKE THE BADASS CHICKS, SO MAYBE THE JAIL THING ISN'T BAD AT ALL...
WHAT DO YOU FUCK-BUCKETS THINK??
I THINK THIS IS THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY GIFT!
+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 48 minutes later[T] [B] #577,801

That's a man, Ryan.
·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #577,805
@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
> That's a man, Ryan.
I GUESS I WILL FIND OUT WHEN I RIP OFF HER PANTIES...
·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #577,806
@previous (Eco)
You look like a lesbian and that is a shemale - could be a good match. Will you be taking it up the ass?
+Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,813
@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
> Will you be taking it up the ass?
After being with Shai's boyfriend, he should be used to taking it up the ass.
·Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,815
She/he looks trashy, and far far far from being cute. But you have shown pictures of you girlfriends, so I guess this ugly bitch is right up your alley.
+Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,818
I hate to side with Merrin here, but that is totally a dude
@OP. And if it isn't, they're undoubtedly
very high mileage in the nethers. You'll practically be playing sloppy millionths.
·Eco (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,838

I THINK SHE IS TOTALLY CUTE AND FUCKABLE, BUT WITH THAT BEING SAID...
I WILL FUCK JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WITH A PULSE, AND EVER SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON THE ABILIFY INJECTION, I SEEM TO BE HORNY AS FUCK ALL-THE-TIME, GET-HARD THE SECOND THE WIND BLOWS OR I SEE A SNATCH, AND I ADMITTEDLY BANG HOMELESS CHICKS WHO DON'T SHOWER ON-THE-REGULAR AND I STILL GET TURNED ON BY THEM. I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S HAD A THOUSAND PREVIOUS PARTNERS AND IS STILL DRIPPING WITH ANOTHER MAN'S CUM, IF SHE HAS A BANGING BODY, ECO IS RAMMING IT IN HER BOX, NO QUESTIONS ASKED...
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,865
@previous (Eco)
> AND IS STILL DRIPPING WITH ANOTHER MAN'S CUM, ECO IS RAMMING IT IN HER BOX, NO QUESTIONS ASKED...
And boys and girls, this is why Ryan died of aids.
+Anonymous E — 6.5 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,939
penis
+Grover !jqZkAz4Usg — 6.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,940
You can do better buddy. You need more self esteem.
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